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Unlike many of the people here claiming they're planning on becoming gaycels, I have past experiences with this, and I can tell you it's a bunch of horseshit. Of course, deep down, we all crave affection from another human being, but you cannot change your sexuality just because you're lonely.
First off, the belief that gays are more willing to look past shittier genetics is a lie, gays are just as shallow as whores are. It isn't the 1970s where they needed to be discreet about their sexuality, and would resort to getting bonked in a gloryhole in some filthy restroom. Nowadays, being gay as celebrated and shoved down everyone's throats. The only gays willing to fuck anyone are older (and more likely HIV+ men). I should know, because I've been hit on by more old gay men, then men my age or women combined.
Anyway, some of you may recognize this story from here or /r/incels because I'e told it a couple times. Hopefully someone considering going gay will guve it some serious consideration, before they embarrass and/or hurt themselves:
I just started my freshman year of college, and successfully fooled myself into thinking I was gay. I was desperate for someone to accept me for me, and I knew deep down I wasn't going to receive that from the opposite sex. I downloaded grindr onto my phone, and behold, even without a picture of my profile I received 30 messages within one day. Most of them were older men, but one was someone my age who went to the same school as me. I decided to hit him up, and he invited me back to his dorm room.
Needless to say, I was pretty nervous. I didn't have any friends, and suffered from really bad anxiety back then. However, I figured if I didn't try to make a change during my freshman year of college, that change would never come. I wasn't sure if we were going to have sex, since we never discussed that, and I hoped it wouldn't get to that since I was nervous and wasn't sure how I would perform.
I get to his room, and we start talking, and then he says he wants to kiss. My heart then starts racing, because I knew where this was heading - but being the betafag I am I don't object to it. It was like kissing a fucking dog, he literally grabbed my face and were to town. I then started to get really nervous, not necessarily because of what was going on, but because I wasn't getting an erection. I was as flaccid as ever.
I then playfully push him away and tell him I need a minute. He then asks if I want him to suck my dick, or if he would be okay if he went down on me. I really don't want either of those things to happen, so I muster some bullshit excuse like "I need to go to bed, I have class early in the morning" even though it was only 6:00. He's visibly getting pissed while I'm freaking out on his bed, so I end up excusing myself and running back to my room like the faggot I am.
The moment I got to my room, I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for the first time in years. An already embarrassing situation was made worse when my two Chad roommates asked why I was fucking crying.
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TL;DR: To anyone considering going gaycel, I urge you to strongly reconsider unless you're 100% certain you'll be able to perform. It may not feel as legitimate, but I'd recommend becoming an escort any day over a gaycel.
First off, the belief that gays are more willing to look past shittier genetics is a lie, gays are just as shallow as whores are. It isn't the 1970s where they needed to be discreet about their sexuality, and would resort to getting bonked in a gloryhole in some filthy restroom. Nowadays, being gay as celebrated and shoved down everyone's throats. The only gays willing to fuck anyone are older (and more likely HIV+ men). I should know, because I've been hit on by more old gay men, then men my age or women combined.
Anyway, some of you may recognize this story from here or /r/incels because I'e told it a couple times. Hopefully someone considering going gay will guve it some serious consideration, before they embarrass and/or hurt themselves:
I just started my freshman year of college, and successfully fooled myself into thinking I was gay. I was desperate for someone to accept me for me, and I knew deep down I wasn't going to receive that from the opposite sex. I downloaded grindr onto my phone, and behold, even without a picture of my profile I received 30 messages within one day. Most of them were older men, but one was someone my age who went to the same school as me. I decided to hit him up, and he invited me back to his dorm room.
Needless to say, I was pretty nervous. I didn't have any friends, and suffered from really bad anxiety back then. However, I figured if I didn't try to make a change during my freshman year of college, that change would never come. I wasn't sure if we were going to have sex, since we never discussed that, and I hoped it wouldn't get to that since I was nervous and wasn't sure how I would perform.
I get to his room, and we start talking, and then he says he wants to kiss. My heart then starts racing, because I knew where this was heading - but being the betafag I am I don't object to it. It was like kissing a fucking dog, he literally grabbed my face and were to town. I then started to get really nervous, not necessarily because of what was going on, but because I wasn't getting an erection. I was as flaccid as ever.
I then playfully push him away and tell him I need a minute. He then asks if I want him to suck my dick, or if he would be okay if he went down on me. I really don't want either of those things to happen, so I muster some bullshit excuse like "I need to go to bed, I have class early in the morning" even though it was only 6:00. He's visibly getting pissed while I'm freaking out on his bed, so I end up excusing myself and running back to my room like the faggot I am.
The moment I got to my room, I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for the first time in years. An already embarrassing situation was made worse when my two Chad roommates asked why I was fucking crying.
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TL;DR: To anyone considering going gaycel, I urge you to strongly reconsider unless you're 100% certain you'll be able to perform. It may not feel as legitimate, but I'd recommend becoming an escort any day over a gaycel.
