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Why are dogs so ridiculously stupid?

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Someone told me yesterday they used to have a dog, that once ate a pair of gloves and a scarf. Then the dog vomited those things in a car - and immediately ate them again. Apparently this is one of those things dogs just do.

Just sharing with you my feeling of disbelief, that anyone would willingly have a creature this stupid and disgusting at their home. Ewww.
 
Why waste a perfectly good semipredigested scarf and gloves?

My doge recently ate some eggs and treats... Vomited them. Instead of freaking out over the mess, I just waited and she cleaned up her own mess. By eating it.

Lol. I did put ashes on the wetness of it to kill the stink... No big deal
 
They're like women
 
Because they're man-made mutants.
 
I had a dog once that knocked a plate of chicken legs on the floor, shattering the glass. It ate all 6 raw chicken legs, bones and all. Then it ate some of the shattered glass of the plate. Idk how that dog survived but it’s ridiculous how dumb they are.

Our current dog eats cat poop given the opportunity and it’s also mean as hell and won’t let anyone in the house even when you tell it to stop. Used to walk the bastard late at night because it was fun being out at night, but he got too mean and barked ferociously at every other dog he saw. Absolute monster and nothing I did could make the dog behave.

So I had to discontinue walking it and can’t go on nice night walks anymore because it’s too dangerous of a town to go alone. That retarded worthless critter ruined one of my favorite hobbies. I hate dogs sometimes
 
What the fuck did u except from a animal dont clean his place after shitting.
Cats r way better at least stray cats with even no training or someshit clean cover there shit
After they finish
 
Total dog sterilization
 
Retarded pets for retarded people.
 
Dogs are made for only 1 thing depending on the breed thats why, expecting them to be good or smart at anything besides the 1 thing they are bred for is like expecting your bike to be good on the water
 
Dogs are made for only 1 thing depending on the breed thats why, expecting them to be good or smart at anything besides the 1 thing they are bred for is like expecting your bike to be good on the water
That's true.
And what do countless normie retards do? They put their children around shitbulls that were bred for fighting and killing and cry when the shitbeast does its natural thing.
 
That's true.
And what do countless normie retards do? They put their children around shitbulls that were bred for fighting and killing and cry when the shitbeast does its natural thing.
Its cause animals are cute and dogs in particulair have been with us for generations. Personally i like my dog and dogs in general a lot but i get stray dogs from the streetz. I would never let a dogbreed that is made for hunting and killing around my children if i ever had any
 

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