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Cope Why 5'7 is the best height

Grodd

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  • Reach most things on shelves (highest shelves tend to have vegan products that are nasty)
  • Play most sports without having to deal with physical disadvantages.
  • Feel neither short or tall in most places, unless you live in the Netherlands.
  • Be in the 20-30th percentile, fitting in just fine.
  • Gain muscle a lot quicker than your taller peers.
  • Run much quicker, higher mobility.
  • You are short enough to fit in airplanes and tall enough to piss in the urinals.
  • Same height as Charizard. How cool is it to be as tall as one of the most loved Pokémon?
  • Long life expectancy.
  • If you are a women, this height is even better since you get to have long sexy legs but not be too tall for men. You’ll also be at eye level with 5’7” men, which may float your boat.
  • Tall enough to escape the “short” label, but short enough to escape the “average” label. Ok, you’re just below average.
Cope Cope Cope that's all i hear you forget to mention the higher chance of suicide with being shorter every inch and how much foids and society in general will hate you for being short.

  • Proportional height. The world was literally built for this height. The world’s most influential people are/were 5’7”: Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Napoleon, Putin, etc.
Not this cope again


  • A few women may not accept you.
"A few" understatement of the century
 


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Ash is about 4' then. Brutal manlet pill
 
Most of those advantages are true for 6'0" too. What a coping moron.
There's not a single straight/normal 5'7" man who wouldn't want to be 6'0".
>b-but I'm happy with being 5'7"
No, you've convinced yourself you're happy with being a genetically inferior manlet because you can't change it and it's the only way to stay sane and not kill yourself or become a shutin NEET.
 
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Cope Cope Cope that's all i hear you forget to mention the higher chance of suicide with being shorter every inch and how much foids and society in general will hate you for being short.


Not this cope again
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"A few" understatement of the century

"a few" like 50% of all the women. And if you have a below average face, over completely, 0%. Autist? Same.
 
At that height you're not exactly a manlet but very very close to it
 
rename r/short to r/cope
 
He probably misclicked, it's "Why 6'7 is the best height" here I fixed it.
 
At that height you're not exactly a manlet but very very close to it
You are buddy. 6'0 is argubly manlet Tier if you Listen to All the chicks.

I can also respost a video about the 6'1 nigger being called short by ALL the women in the room (it were 10 women).
 
"Same height as Charizard. How cool is it to be as tall as one of the most loved Pokémon?" :feelskek:
 
You are buddy. 6'0 is argubly manlet Tier if you Listen to All the chicks.

I can also respost a video about the 6'1 nigger being called short by ALL the women in the room (it were 10 women).
Nigga idc about some clickbait video you watched. And no shit, foids say every guy is short unless they're like 6'4. At 5'7 you're still at least taller than most foids. Saying 6'0 is manlet is genuinely retarded. Depends too if you're a fat fuck, if you are you will look shorter.
 
And yet this guy would sacrifice his own family just to be 6’2
 
Pros : 0

Cons : 1000+
 
For real though, what is the best height?
 
  • Reach most things on shelves (highest shelves tend to have vegan products that are nasty)
  • Play most sports without having to deal with physical disadvantages.
  • Feel neither short or tall in most places, unless you live in the Netherlands.
  • Be in the 20-30th percentile, fitting in just fine.
  • Gain muscle a lot quicker than your taller peers.
  • Run much quicker, higher mobility.
  • You are short enough to fit in airplanes and tall enough to piss in the urinals.
  • Same height as Charizard. How cool is it to be as tall as one of the most loved Pokémon?
  • Long life expectancy.
  • If you are a women, this height is even better since you get to have long sexy legs but not be too tall for men. You’ll also be at eye level with 5’7” men, which may float your boat.
  • Tall enough to escape the “short” label, but short enough to escape the “average” label. Ok, you’re just below average.
1. damn bro that's crazy, you get to reach most things on shelves :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: the majority of the stuff you buy in a store is located at a level where even a child could reach it
2. tallfags will have an advantage over a 5'7 person in most contact sports unless youre playing european football, but even then in non professional competitons I often saw bigger player physically bully the smaller ones to get the ball. Ofc you have sports like shooting but being 5'7 at that sport isn't really a pro, that's like me saying living on Earth is a pro because you wont get burned alive like on other planets.
3. In third world countries yes, but western/european countries are getting taller with the average zoomer being 6'0 or above
4. Yea if you're MTN at the minimum
5. true but your taller peers are still able to get muscular and surpass you, and they have more strength
6. why would you be running boyo :dafuckfeels: this isn't the stone age, you dont have to hunt gazelles in the savannah anymore, unless you live in some shitty area and you have to run away from muggers, but that's not a pro that's just living in a shitty area
7. 1. Tallfags are also able to fit in airplanes unless they have gigantism or someshit, but even then I think they would be able to fit if they entered carefully. 2. DAMN BRO LOOK YOU CAN PISS IN URINALS, AMAZING literally why would anyone piss in a urinal when you have a perfectly good secluded toilet?
8. It's a fucking video game character, soy shit boyo
9. What's the use of that when you're gonna spend your long life being shat on, discriminated, and living in tallfag's shadow?
10. ''if you are a women'' oh yes, r/short moment where foidlets have to insert their easy mode lifestyle into manlet suffering
11. Not even true
 
im 5'7 and it's the worst height
 



Cope Cope Cope that's all i hear you forget to mention the higher chance of suicide with being shorter every inch and how much foids and society in general will hate you for being short.


Not this cope again
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"A few" understatement of the century

He mentions jeff bezos as if hes living a good life lol, even with that amount of wealth his life is shitty
 
As being 5'7 I can tell you no it's not
 

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