
Grodd
It's all so tiresome
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- Joined
- Jan 4, 2024
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Cope Cope Cope that's all i hear you forget to mention the higher chance of suicide with being shorter every inch and how much foids and society in general will hate you for being short.
- Reach most things on shelves (highest shelves tend to have vegan products that are nasty)
- Play most sports without having to deal with physical disadvantages.
- Feel neither short or tall in most places, unless you live in the Netherlands.
- Be in the 20-30th percentile, fitting in just fine.
- Gain muscle a lot quicker than your taller peers.
- Run much quicker, higher mobility.
- You are short enough to fit in airplanes and tall enough to piss in the urinals.
- Same height as Charizard. How cool is it to be as tall as one of the most loved Pokémon?
- Long life expectancy.
- If you are a women, this height is even better since you get to have long sexy legs but not be too tall for men. You’ll also be at eye level with 5’7” men, which may float your boat.
- Tall enough to escape the “short” label, but short enough to escape the “average” label. Ok, you’re just below average.
Not this cope again
- Proportional height. The world was literally built for this height. The world’s most influential people are/were 5’7”: Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Napoleon, Putin, etc.
"A few" understatement of the century
- A few women may not accept you.