DostoevskyCel
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Mine has to be Beethoven, he was around 5'3, died a virgin, and wrote a myriad of love letters to his oneitis. Romantically improved in most his well-known depictions, he would have looked something thing this in person:
looks like he needs a haircut. his oneitis was also a highly known actress, this king never settled for less than he was worth, sadly he did not have the Bavarian omni chad phenotype so, in spite of his fame and fortune all across Europe, he died involuntarily celibate. His life story is also quite relatable, his father wanted to turn him into Mozart, a child prodigy, but in spite of his aptitude at a young age, he never became a child prodigy, it is also rumoured that these two met one time, and Mozart remarked that Beethoven would be a success. His father was very abusive and imposed a regimented schedule of practice upon him, and he retained this ethic all throughout his life.
Furthermore, many know of Beethoven's deafness but few know how profoundly it affected him, after much deliberation over suicide prior to the composition of his third symphony, he decided to continue living and devote himself to his work. It is also worth pointing out that the average length of a classical symphony in Beethoven's time was around 20 minutes long, and almost all his symphonies exceed this by a large margin, his 9th is an hour long with an opera at the end, his 6th is also an hour long, as well as his 3rd.
Ludwig van Beethoven, shortcel, quasi mentalcel, genius. Honourable mentions to Kant, Schopenhauer, and Nietzsche (at worst he was an escortcel, but it was never proven a whore gave him his STDs), i mention these specifically because they were detached from religion, so had no arbitrarily selected reason for their celibacy.
