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LifeFuel Whores are still working in the UK amid the lockdown

PPEcel

PPEcel

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JFL at normies who are whining about not being able to go clubbing.

Escortcels, you shouldn't let something as stupid as the pandemic get in your way. I know because I visited one yesterday. And if you aren't an escortcel, you should consider becoming one, since you probably have nothing better to do right now. The upmarket agencies in London are desperate for business since their usual clientele of married white boomers are deathly afraid of corona chan.
 
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thats interesting but Im not UK escortcel though tbh.
 
JFL at normies who are whining about not being able to go clubbing.

Escortcels, you shouldn't let something as stupid as the pandemic get in your way. I know because I visited one yesterday. And if you aren't an escortcel, you should consider becoming one, since you probably have nothing better to do right now. The upmarket agencies in London are desperate for business since their usual clientele of married white boomers are deathly afraid of corona chan.

More risks involved though in escort-celling at the moment.

For one thing the virus itself.

Secondly the police will come down a lot harder on you if you get caught due to the lockdown. The police are already charging people for petty shit even while staying 2 meters away from people.
 
Whores are damn expensive in the UK, and they always turn up with a lazy eye and gammy leg that was photoshopped out of their ad pictures.
 
More risks involved though in escort-celling at the moment.

For one thing the virus itself.

Secondly the police will come down a lot harder on you if you get caught due to the lockdown. The police are already charging people for petty shit even while staying 2 meters away from people.

I haven't seen a single plod in London the past week, the Met has a real manpower shortage. If some busybody asks me where I'm going I'll just point in the direction of the nearest Waitrose.
 
Any shekels I get are for surgery, cope, or suicide. No roastie is going to get a dime of my money. I have a FleshLight.
 
I haven't seen a single plod in London the past week, the Met has a real manpower shortage. If some busybody asks me where I'm going I'll just point in the direction of the nearest Waitrose.
Really? I’m finding it hard to even get weed because all the dealers are scared of being pulled over. So weird having cops pulling people over in London just for being out. I’ve not gone into central since it really kicked off but I’m quite interested to check it out if I can be bothered to get out there. I started coughing on the tube when I still had to go into work and people were looking at me like I was a terrorist :feelzez:
 
I'm going to wait until I can get a legal prostitute in Germany pewpew.
 
I seen that last week. Still plenty of them on adultwork.com. I though that they'd of stopped due to this pandemic.
 
Really? I’m finding it hard to even get weed because all the dealers are scared of being pulled over. So weird having cops pulling people over in London just for being out. I’ve not gone into central since it really kicked off but I’m quite interested to check it out if I can be bothered to get out there. I started coughing on the tube when I still had to go into work and people were looking at me like I was a terrorist :feelzez:

Not as many cops in central as usual. It's amazing, really, I'm so used to seeing cops because I walk past the touristy bits almost every day, and they were there presumably to deter pickpockets and to step in when a normie's had too many drinks while clubbing. I took a three-hour walk around the city the other day as part of my alloted daily exercise, seeing Piccadilly Circus empty is like a scene from post-apocalypse movie. The pandemic is lifefuel for incels, I can just stroll around and not worry about having to bump into other people. Crowds make me anxious.

I suppose having weed or knives is a bad idea if they're presumably stopping people on the street, but there's nothing they can do if you say that you're out for groceries or for your allotted daily exercise. The worst that can happen is a £30 fine.
 
I seen that last week. Still plenty of them on adultwork.com. I though that they'd of stopped due to this pandemic.

Hoes need money too. not defending these thots tho.
 
Harlots been risking jack d ripper type and millions of virus including HIV for thousands of years ain't no chingchongvirus gonna slow them down. They are like cockroaches prolly would survive nuclear holocaust azz well.
 
Hoes need money too. not defending these thots tho.

Some of the continental European whores are stuck in the UK because of a combination of border controls, quarantine regulations, and reduced flight capacity. A lot of them are renting and working out of central London apartments that they otherwise wouldn't be able to afford. Given the virus' low lethality rate for healthy non-boomers, they probably made the risk assessment that it was worth it to keep working. I don't blame them tbh, it's just the invisible hand of the market at work.

Some agencies and many expensive British whores have actually stopped.
 
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JFL at normies who are whining about not being able to go clubbing.

Escortcels, you shouldn't let something as stupid as the pandemic get in your way. I know because I visited one yesterday. And if you aren't an escortcel, you should consider becoming one, since you probably have nothing better to do right now. The upmarket agencies in London are desperate for business since their usual clientele of married white boomers are deathly afraid of corona chan.

Based. The agencies in the shires just outside London are in lock down. Good luck & yeah this is life fuel tbh.
Fyi how much do you go up to in an hour price wise & if over an hour fyi @PPEcel ?
 
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Not as many cops in central as usual. It's amazing, really, I'm so used to seeing cops because I walk past the touristy bits almost every day, and they were there presumably to deter pickpockets and to step in when a normie's had too many drinks while clubbing. I took a three-hour walk around the city the other day as part of my alloted daily exercise, seeing Piccadilly Circus empty is like a scene from post-apocalypse movie. The pandemic is lifefuel for incels, I can just stroll around and not worry about having to bump into other people. Crowds make me anxious.

I suppose having weed or knives is a bad idea if they're presumably stopping people on the street, but there's nothing they can do if you say that you're out for groceries or for your allotted daily exercise. The worst that can happen is a £30 fine.
Nice, I need to see that before it ends. I actually walk through there every day too during rush hour I’m working so it will be crazy to see everything empty, I rarely go in when I don’t have to work because I fucking hate all the people there generally.
 
Nice, I need to see that before it ends. I actually walk through there every day too during rush hour I’m working so it will be crazy to see everything empty, I rarely go in when I don’t have to work because I fucking hate all the people there generally.

Ah.

I've spent so much time in London this academic year, with the UCU strikes last November and this February, and the pandemic now, I've only had a few weeks of actual class. It's lifefuel to be left alone but it's been getting boring lately, which is why I've been LDARing and postmaxxing for the last month or so.
 
Ah.

I've spent so much time in London this academic year, with the UCU strikes last November and this February, and the pandemic now, I've only had a few weeks of actual class. It's lifefuel to be left alone but it's been getting boring lately, which is why I've been LDARing and postmaxxing for the last month or so.
How long have the unis been closed? I’m surprised they closed Oxford or any outside M25 circle. I don’t have the attention span to follow UK politics anymore since it’s like Olympic wrestling compared to the WWE clown-show in the US which captivates most of my attention, but I’m honestly surprised Boris has acted so progressively, I think he has made it quite hard for labour to criticise him from the left so that is really quite a shrewd move by the albino orangutan.
 
How long have the unis been closed? I’m surprised they closed Oxford or any outside M25 circle. I don’t have the attention span to follow UK politics anymore since it’s like Olympic wrestling compared to the WWE clown-show in the US which captivates most of my attention, but I’m honestly surprised Boris has acted so progressively, I think he has made it quite hard for labour to criticise him from the left so that is really quite a shrewd move by the albino orangutan.

Many unis made the decision to transition to online teaching 2-3 weeks ago, I don't remember exactly.

But I don't think there are any unis in the UK that still plan on having in-person classes or exams, everything is online now. Libraries, offices etc are all shut down. The only buildings still open are accommodations and medical research labs.
How long have the unis been closed? I’m surprised they closed Oxford or any outside M25 circle. I don’t have the attention span to follow UK politics anymore since it’s like Olympic wrestling compared to the WWE clown-show in the US which captivates most of my attention, but I’m honestly surprised Boris has acted so progressively, I think he has made it quite hard for labour to criticise him from the left so that is really quite a shrewd move by the albino orangutan.

There really isn't too much the government can do at this point, even if the Army goes up and down the street and beats anyone who is out past curfew, the fatalities will probably be in the mid 5 figs. I'm pretty glad the supermarkets acted proactively to stop normies from hoarding all the loo roll.
 
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There really isn't too much the government can do at this point, even if the Army goes up and down the street and beats anyone who is out past curfew, the fatalities will probably be in the mid 5 figs. I'm pretty glad the supermarkets acted proactively to stop normies from hoarding all the loo roll.
Yeah, luckily I live alone and I bought a fuckload when I moved in, so I’m not running out any time soon. I need to buy pasta though, but I seriously cba to que up with a bunch of chavs. Have been using Deliveroo a hell of a lot but since I won’t be commuting or eating lunch in central while I’m working now I’m good for money I think. I honestly don’t understand how the virus is still spreading when there is so much lockdown going on, I like the way things are now though - long may it continue!
 
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I wonder if they'll give better service to those who actually take the risk and have a punt
 
ehh i live in the south west and the only escorts here are grannies.
 
Yeah, luckily I live alone and I bought a fuckload when I moved in, so I’m not running out any time soon. I need to buy pasta though, but I seriously cba to que up with a bunch of chavs. Have been using Deliveroo a hell of a lot but since I won’t be commuting or eating lunch in central while I’m working now I’m good for money I think. I honestly don’t understand how the virus is still spreading when there is so much lockdown going on, I like the way things are now though - long may it continue!

The groceries situation has gotten better over the last couple of days. Still a pain in the ass to line up though, and if you're shopping in the afternoon and evenings you might still not get your favourite pasta.

Deliveroo is great, I love it, but the lockdown is also a great opportunity for me to learn how to cook.
I wonder if they'll give better service to those who actually take the risk and have a punt

They won't give better service proactively but the one I saw told me that she's only getting one client a day in the last couple of weeks, so they'll probably be less physically exhausted as opposed to when they were fucking 3-4 clients a day.
 
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ehh i live in the south west and the only escorts here are grannies.
Hahaha, I’ve spent a lot of time down there as I have family there too and the idea of seeing a hooker in the West Country is honestly paradoxically depressing, to the point of hilarity. Im not even exaggerating here, I honestly can’t think of a worse place in the world for it. I think Siberian industrial towns probably have more attractive prostitutes than what you will find in SW England.
 
Hahaha, I’ve spent a lot of time down there as I have family there too and the idea of seeing a hooker in the West Country is honestly paradoxically depressing, to the point of hilarity. Im not even exaggerating here, I honestly can’t think of a worse place in the world for it. I think Siberian industrial towns probably have more attractive prostitutes than what you will find in SW England.

Jfl is it really that bad?
 
Hahaha, I’ve spent a lot of time down there as I have family there too and the idea of seeing a hooker in the West Country is honestly paradoxically depressing, to the point of hilarity. Im not even exaggerating here, I honestly can’t think of a worse place in the world for it. I think Siberian industrial towns probably have more attractive prostitutes than what you will find in SW England.

bruh most of the population in my town is old people and the other 30% is normies / chad and staceys.

legit over for incels in the south west
 
Jfl is it really that bad?
During the harsh economic times in the 70s, a lot of scousers, Mancunians and people from other northern industrial cities moved down to the southwest because there were no more production jobs up north as they were all being exported to Asia. There weren’t any jobs down there either, but I guess they figured that it’s better to be jobless and poor in a quaint seaside area than in a grim industrial city. Anyway, the medium sized towns in the SW (the villages are still lovely but you won’t find hookers there) are infested with people of this stock to this day.

In what used to be quaint strawberry and cream eating English country towns became chav infested backwaters in a matter of years. You’ll see pregnant women pushing strollers, carrying six-packs home whilst puffing on a fag.

The reason I think these women actually look worse than their northern forbears is the fact that the modicum of cosmopolitanism that comes with living in a built up area puts more pressure on the population to remain attractive.

Of course in the case of the north this pressure usually amounts to oompa-loompa skin, fake tits and skank nails, (which I still consider to be disgusting) but even this is better than what has come about as a result of being isolated from the small amount of cosmopolitan pressure that you’ll find in the north.

A pig with lipstick on is still a pig, but when you see the pig without the lipstick, you realise that it was there for a reason - so to speak.
 
whores will work no matter what if they have rights
 
Over for them lol
 
Op must be good to have a trust fund
 
I wouldn't spend a penny on whores, ever.

Doesn't matter, since they wouldn't serve me anyway.
 

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