Whore propaganda in The Guardian

[Angry_runt]

From https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jun/30/a-letter-to-my-friend-with-benefits

A letter to… my friend with benefits
‘We would regularly congratulate ourselves on avoiding the complications of relationships. But I do love you’: the letter you’ve always wanted to write

Do millennials still have “friends with benefits”? Those friends with whom you can enjoy the excitement of sex and the beauty of friendship without the anguish of missed phone calls and the risk of being dumped?

Millennial women do. And Chads. And Chadlites. And that's about it, that's the modern human overclass. Life today is a beauty contest and the winners get to have sex. Everybody else can fuck right off.

I loved you even when you danced at my wedding.

Did you sneak in a quick rimjob in the coat room too you fucking whore?

I once told someone about our relationship, and they asked how long we’d been together. I remember the look on her face when I said we’d never been together, never been on a date, never sent each other Valentine’s cards. That I had, however, done things with you I’d never done with my husband.

jfl marrying a non-virgin in the current year. She'll spend the rest of her life daydreaming about Chad as she's spending your money and rationing sex like it was a bottle of water in the middle of the Sahara.