Who would you rather be? Slavcel POW who was mobilized to fight in some stupid local war or picking up trash in Zabaleen?

[Teutonic Knight]

Option 1:

Slavcel who is captured and taken prisoner, mocked, beaten up, almost lynched and threatened by a warlord with a sultan-style sword:



Option 2:

Sandcel picking up trash in Zabbaleen:

 

[Barnacle]

I would rather be a white person than a mud in Egypt.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Sandcel. At least i wouldn't have access to the internet which is making me even more depressed.

 

[Deleted member 17811]

option 1 plsss

anything for the opportunity to kill someone

 

[tehgymcel420]

At least i wouldn't have access to the internet

No internet or electricity in Zabbaleen.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

option 1 plsss

anything for the opportunity to kill someone

You wouldn't kill anyone. You would just be sent to the front with poor equipment and under command of some corrupt officer who drinks vodka all day and doesn't know what he's doing. Then you would be taken prisoner by some sadistic paramilitary warlord with a sultan-style sword.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Towelhead all day every day

No internet or electricity in Zabbaleen.

That actually helps you since it stops women from going online and chasing WASP and nerdic chads so they have to date locally

 

[tehgymcel420]

Towelhead all day every day

The Zabbaleen don't wear towels...

 

[Deleted member 10314]

I'd rather be a coptcel, atleast i can run JBE in slav countries.

 

[Total Imbecile]

The Zabbaleen don't wear towels...

Just googled it, theyre from egypt, its all basically the same, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, they are all towelhead countries

 

[Speed]

Option 1.

In time I would become one of the boyos, and maybe could warlordmaxx.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Would I rather be sent to war, or pick up some trash...

Also, was this meant to go in Off Topic?

 

[Deleted member 17811]

You wouldn't kill anyone. You would just be sent to the front with poor equipment and under command of some corrupt officer who drinks vodka all day and doesn't know what he's doing. Then you would be taken prisoner by some sadistic paramilitary warlord with a sultan-style sword.

yeah i know i've read about the war crimes committed by both sides... how the DNR cunts castrated a bunch of ukrainian conscript pows.
and how the Ukrainian army bashed captured DNR cunts to death with their rifle butts

before u r catpured, u had the chance to kill some cunts. that is what i'm after

 

[Monk of Failure]

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[tehgymcel420]

Just googled it, theyre from egypt, its all basically the same, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, they are all towelhead countries

Towels aren't worn in Egypt.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Towels aren't worn in Egypt.

I literally googled "egypt people" and there are dozens of examples

 

[tehgymcel420]

I literally googled "egypt people" and there are dozens of examples

Well, no one wears those in Zabbaleen.

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Well, no one wears those in Zabbaleen.

they mog slavcels to death though

 

[Total Imbecile]

Well, no one wears those in Zabbaleen.

Are you a Zabbaleenean?

 

[tehgymcel420]

Are you a Zabbaleenean?

No, I'm from a slightly less trash part of Egypt, Egypt is all one big dump.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Zabbaleen.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

I would rather be a chetnik.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I would rather be a chetnik.

Chetink rhymes with Ethnic. No wonder serbs look like turks.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

No, I'm from a slightly less trash part of Egypt, Egypt is all one big dump.

Do you think Shekhata al-Moggadis has a similar sultan-style sword like the warlord in the video (4:15)?

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Off Topic

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Zabbaleen.

Based, atleast i won't die from AK-74 gunfire in Zabaleen. And i can have an arranged marriage foid.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Based, atleast i won't die from AK-74 gunfire in Zabaleen. And i can have an arranged marriage foid.

In Slavlands they can arrange you a marriage to a disabled 80 year old woman.

Man avoids military service in Ukraine by marrying 81-year-old cousin

Ukrainian officials are investigating claims a 24-year-old man (pictured left) married his 81-year-old disabled cousin (pictured right) as a cunning plan to escape having to do military service.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[tehgymcel420]

Based, atleast i won't die from AK-74 gunfire in Zabaleen. And i can have an arranged marriage foid.

At 7:40 the guy talks about how his neighbors shot him over an argument (translation is really bad).

 

[Deleted member 10314]

At 7:40 the guy talks about how his neighbors shot him over an argument (translation is really bad).

Atleast the weather is warm and sunny, not depressing overcast. And zabbaleen people are helping the environment.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Atleast the weather is warm and sunny, not depressing overcast. And zabbaleen people are helping the environment.

It's too hot in Egypt.

 

[zangano1]

I want to fight in a war tbh

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

I’d rather go out and fight

 

[Teutonic Knight]

I’d rather go out and fight

There is no fighting. You're just sent somewhere by your drunk incompetent general and then get captured by a local warlord who carries a sultan-style sword.

JFL if you think there is any actual heroic fighting in Slav wars. It's just paramilitaries parading around, stealing and harrassing local people and regular clueless soldiers.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

There is no fighting. You're just sent somewhere by your drunk incompetent general and then get captured by a local warlord who carries a sultan-style sword.

JFL if you think there is any actual heroic fighting in Slav wars. It's just paramilitaries parading around, stealing and harrassing local people and regular clueless soldiers.

not a sultan style sword a machete. I want to be roped if it’s not by my own means

 

[Teutonic Knight]

not a sultan style sword a machete

It's a sultan-style sword like eskimocel named it.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

It's a sultan-style sword like eskimocel named it.

i explained to him actually that it was a machete he unsheathed due to the handle and the back of the blade is flat @Eskimocel

 

[Deleted member 15752]

It's a sultan-style sword like eskimocel named it.

i explained to him actually that it was a machete he unsheathed due to the handle and the back of the blade is flat @Eskimocel

Sultan-style sounds as high T as the person that captures you in a war.

 

[Speed]

In Slavlands they can arrange you a marriage to a disabled 80 year old woman.

Man avoids military service in Ukraine by marrying 81-year-old cousin

Ukrainian officials are investigating claims a 24-year-old man (pictured left) married his 81-year-old disabled cousin (pictured right) as a cunning plan to escape having to do military service.

www.dailymail.co.uk

JFL

So that's the story lmao. Smart move, they would have put that nigga on the frontlines out of jealousy.