Who won the dot co rap battle? MC Uggo Mongo vs FullTimeLoser

[Broly]

I’d heard of your previous disses but hadn’t heard this one. Amazing stuff and FTL got destroyed XD.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

based and better

I’d heard of your previous disses but hadn’t heard this one. Amazing stuff and FTL got destroyed XD.

Thanks brother

 

[TheShingTard]

"Did she write your lyrics for you, whipe your ass and change your panties"
I forgot how fire I was god damn.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

"Did she write your lyrics for you, whipe your ass and change your panties"
I forgot how fire I was god damn.

You must have been self-projecting

 

[TheShingTard]

You must have been self-projecting
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Bro still doesn't understand I was hiding who I was when I first joined. I can literally post pics from work rn. Ask me what hand signal to make.
Or are you just interested in lying

 

[Khanivore]

Bro still doesn't understand I was hiding who I was when I first joined. I can literally post pics from work rn. Ask me what hand signal to make.
Or are you just interested in lying

MAKE SIEG HEIL

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Bro still doesn't understand I was hiding who I was when I first joined. I can literally post pics from work rn. Ask me what hand signal to make.
Or are you just interested in lying

It took you weeks and that whopper is the best you could come up with?

 

[TheShingTard]

It took you weeks and that whopper is the best you could come up with?

That's literally the first thing I said years ago. But I know you gotta lie bitch

 

[Uggo Mongo]

That's literally the first thing I said years ago. But I know you gotta lie bitch

Quote the post then

 

[Uggo Mongo]

That's literally the first thing I said years ago. But I know you gotta lie bitch

well it is no surprise but I've caught you in lies again, with receipts

I'm 5'6 with a bad posture

Playing a particular game 6 hours a day, all the while "working all the time" too, also when you came back in April said you were playing video games all day. 2 pages of posts about the xbox. I guess your boss at the grocery store that no customer ever visited let you plug up your xbox too.

ok alt.


I'd say like 6 hours a day. But I need a break before getting the perfect relics, the platinum time relics were much harder than I anticipated and they drained me out man.

(also at this point you had near instantaneous replies all day long, other than a few hours a day when you were presumably sleeping)

For me, my chinless and jaw and acne are my worst part so the mask really is a weird confident boost for me

Big nose, no chin, acne and thinning hair

Profile at NEETS dot net

Rate my rotting lifestyle

neets.net

bragging about playing video games all day


Ok so now we've established that none of the information in your signup was fake. Major fail, dude.

 

[TheShingTard]

Playing a particular game 6 hours a day, all the while "working all the time" too, also when you came back in April said you were playing video games all day. 2 pages of posts about the xbox. I guess your boss at the grocery store that no customer ever visited let you plug up your xbox too.

When I came back I had literally come back from being homeless and lost my job. Its incredible you miss those parts jite.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

When I came back I had literally come back from being homeless and lost my job. Its incredible you miss those parts jite.

That post was made October 22 2020, back to the drawing board. I expect a good whopper in a couple weeks

(that bullshit didn't happen either btw)

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Also lol at you voting for yourself with a second account, two votes for yourself, so it doesn't look as bad

 

[TheShingTard]

That post was made October 22 2020, back to the drawing board. I expect a good whopper in a couple weeks

(that bullshit didn't happen either btw)

So what? Why do you keep proving yourself a fool?

 

[Uggo Mongo]

So what? Why do you keep proving yourself a fool?

You were already playing video games all day, posting on a neet forum bragging about your gamer score after playing video games all day.

So why didn't you answer the question. Your boss at the grocery store that no customer ever visited let you hook up your xbox and let you play on the clock?

 

[TheShingTard]

You were already playing video games all day, posting on a neet forum bragging about your gamer score after playing video games all day.

So why didn't you answer the question. Your boss at the grocery store that no customer ever visited let you hook up your xbox and let you play on the clock?

No, I played before and after the clock duh.
also I never bragged about gamerscore. I bragged about completion percentage. Much difference. It takes actual skill

 

[timmy]

So what? Why do you keep proving yourself a fool?

You were already playing video games all day, posting on a neet forum bragging about your gamer score after playing video games all day.

So why didn't you answer the question. Your boss at the grocery store that no customer ever visited let you hook up your xbox and let you play on the clock?

literally who vs literally who

no offense but id bully you both pretty hard irl

 

[TheShingTard]

Both trash and should just never ever try to rap again.

We are literally the modern day biggie and tupac

 

[Uggo Mongo]

literally who vs literally who

no offense but id bully you both pretty hard irl

Another brown faggot that cultivated his entire persona from the generic looksmax.org mold. They must be shitting you retards out on an assembly line. You're so cool how come you don't get laid? *smacks head* oh that's right because you're an autistic faggot that only LARPs as a cool chad on incel forums and trannycord.

you wouldn't do shit because mommy and daddy wouldn't let you, pussy

mine told me every kid has a knife and would stab me if i fight, hell they told me everyone in the street would kidnap and stab me if i went out alone.

wish i had nigger parents instead of fckin overpotective haji paranoid losers, fckin incel parenting

his lineage is a bunch of autistic brown midgets

he raised me to be a rotter who just studies and stays home anyway, aint my fault

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Because FullTimeJIDF voted for himself from a second account which is mad cheating, and recruited the evil wizard Acion who enacted his revenge by voting against me, I must now introduce these found ballots obtained from the kiwifarms writeup about the rap battle.

7 additional votes for me, ZERO for FullTimeJIDF, and 4 votes calling the entire endeavor autistic.

Also my first tracks were likened to a rapping Hank Hill, so I now gain the alternative moniker MC Hank Hill (HH), and FullTimeJIDF remains the Cookie Monster's autistic brother the Dildo Munching Cock Monster.

 

[TheShingTard]

All i will say is that the first guy has better rythm and is more catchy but i can’t understand a single word coming out of his mouth.

But still he wins by just being barely on beat.

Thanks, yeah my opponent had no rhythm. He got wiped off the face of the earth with my flow

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Thanks, yeah my opponent had no rhythm. He got wiped off the face of the earth with my flow

Hell naw, votes say otherwise. Even this moron admits you sound like you have a mouth full of dick, Cock Monster.

 

[TheShingTard]

Hell naw, votes say otherwise. Even this moron admits you sound like you have a mouth full of dick, Cock Monster.

White votes don't count. Final score 10-0

 

[Uggo Mongo]

White votes don't count. Final score 10-0

Nice try but some Whites voted for you (including a pity vote that changed his vote because he felt bad for you, and an evil wizard), at least several non-Whites voted for me.

See, all you do is tell lies and steal lines

Final score even after tabulating you voting for yourself twice: 34-10.

 

[TheShingTard]

Nice try but some Whites voted for you (including a pity vote that changed his vote because he felt bad for you, and an evil wizard), at least several non-Whites voted for me.

See, all you do is tell lies and steal lines

Final score even after tabulating you voting for yourself twice: 34-10.

" When a stupid government is elected in a democratic country, the best thing about this is that you learn the number of stupid people in that country!"

Mehmet Murat ildan

 

[Uggo Mongo]

" When a stupid government is elected in a democratic country, the best thing about this is that you learn the number of stupid people in that country!"

Mehmet Murat ildan

Whatever helps you cope, mayne

 

[timmy]

Another brown faggot that cultivated his entire persona from the generic looksmax.org mold. They must be shitting you retards out on an assembly line. You're so cool how come you don't get laid? *smacks head* oh that's right because you're an autistic faggot that only LARPs as a cool chad on incel forums and trannycord.

you wouldn't do shit because mommy and daddy wouldn't let you, pussy

just one comment and ur already stalking my profile damn

id legit eat you up alive buddy boy, no larp here

 

[TheShingTard]

just one comment and ur already stalking my profile damn

id legit eat you up alive buddy boy, no larp here

First, I'd literally kill you if I wanted. Poke your eyes out and knee your head.

Second, yeah he has a habit of stalking when he gets insecure. Which is always

 

[Uggo Mongo]

just one comment and ur already stalking my profile damn

id legit eat you up alive buddy boy, no larp here

You want to be hardcore but your dad won't let you

 

[Uggo Mongo]

First, I'd literally kill you if I wanted. Poke your eyes out and knee your head.

Second, yeah he has a habit of stalking when he gets insecure. Which is always

says the hypocrite that stalks people like sparrows song and fallenprime lol

 

[timmy]

First, I'd literally kill you if I wanted. Poke your eyes out and knee your head.

Second, yeah he has a habit of stalking when he gets insecure. Which is always

You want to be hardcore but your dad won't let you

 

[TheShingTard]

says the hypocrite that stalks people like sparrows song and fallenprime lol

You mean two literal fakecels? They both openly bragged on discord, I never had to stalk either of them.

 

[osman27]

More proof of FakeCels.IS if your NTmaxx to the extent of doing up high Quality Rap battles just......

 

[TheShingTard]

More proof of FakeCels.IS if your NTmaxx to the extent of doing up high Quality Rap battles just......

If this is proof of anything, it's giga autism

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Fighting out of the blue corner
FullTimeLoser - Stinky ass nigga

View: https://voca.ro/hgMoVNzha2h

Lyrics:

Spoiler

You wanna come at me, boy? Your voice better not crack
Too late! You sound like a female, you're whack
soyboy! you sound like a teenager boy
I'm the school jock, Bout to kick. your. fucking. ass.
High testosterone shit, let me show you what I got
This what a real man sound like, You're shot
Low T. soy Livingin with your mama in your thirties?
Did she write your lyrics for you? wipe your ass and change your panties?
cuz you're full of shit, boy
you ain't got what it takes boy
Called your friends to come and help, boy?
@Sparrow's Song is a faggot who likes gay boys
@pp183 ? that nigga is a hapa
what can I say, that's worse than a cracka
@ionlycopenow , how's uggo dick taste
corny ass crew keep barking for me
stinky ass nigga, unemploymed with no future
bitch I got a job, let me be your fucking tutor
Your parents fucking hate you, you're just a fucking tumor
here's lesson one, i'm the fucking king; you're nothing but a coomer

Fighting out of the red corner
MC Uggo Mongo - Eulogy

View: https://voca.ro/73sKUEuC4OF

Lyrics:

Spoiler

EULOGY … (full title: Eulogy for Cookie Monster's Retarded Dildo Munching Cock Eating Brother Battle Rap Excellence Ya Dig Ya Feel Me)

intro
slapping a collar around your neck and walking you around like my little bitch wasn't enough for you
I already rolled you up and smoked your ashes like a blunt
you should have stayed beyond the veil
now I'm gonna have to bust out this last verse and hit you with the soul ether like a mortal combat fatality
and finish you

verse
gather one and all to hear this reddit bitch’s eulogy
you never should have crossed this true OG
it ain't a mystery it's plain for all to see
this wigger's best lines he stole from me
soy voice what you mean like mike tyson
let’s see your glass jaw last a round with him my son
you're one to talk you sound like the cookie monster
his autistic brother you're the dildo munching cock monster
what’s the deal shaun king you crying about a nigger pass
what do you mean that’s your word don’t be an ass
where's your melanin your skin is the color of a bleached skull
slain you so many times I'm collecting more scalps than king kull
I'll say nigger if I want to watchu gonna do about it wigger
Oh I forgot you're a hebe so I guess it's jigger
mystery meat mongrel and for sure a scuzzy kyke
your bitch mom's a carpet munching dyke
she gave your homo ass the gay gene
arch faggot sassy and mean
but you ain’t so tough
it's all a bluff
a facade, a charade, a sham, a mirage
I know you weren't prepared for this lyrical barrage
incurred the wrath of the rap god colossus
each diss is soul ether more dire than the breath of hamlossus
if bitch niggers like REEEE and Dionysus are on your squad
then know that your whole crew fugazi frauds
the cock monster jammed his 4 incher down your throats made you blow
each one of you has a toilet's soul but you still got dicks though
and dregster is a tranny brained bitch with an attitude
after I butcher you all PPEcel will enjoy your flesh barbecued
I'm on a mission can't even keep track of all the niggers I kill
what the cannibal don't use goes in a body bag I leave at the landfill
got my glock set my sights at your midget head I aim
you thought you ran the incel rap game
on my life this I vow
I'll rip the crown from your bloody brow
place it where it belongs upon my own head
and we both know as a jew it’s you who’s inbred
all your kin look like michael jackson after his 5th rhinoplasty
your family tree has less branches than the ptolemaic dynasty
which left you looking like a goonie by that I mean sloth
when I'm through with you I'll melt you into bone broth
you’re witnessing your own murder better call witness protection
you’re persistent I’ll give you that hanging around like an ear infection
nikka you have more lives than an alley cat
but this time Imma drop the napalm I'm ready for combat
you spit fire you got barz where never heard you spittin’ em
your verses suck that's on you don't blame eminem
my third rap track and already spit more bars hard as iron
than your hooker mothers sucked schlongs of johns
your last corny track sure was a hoot
and hey those sound effects sure were cute
I heard a mad dog barking was that you with your nonexistent bite
Imma bout to make you deader than a trilobite
if you didn't know cashier
that's a creature extinct like your rap career
which never began and already maggoty
your raps can’t get any more faggoty
all your posts read like homoerotic romance
more queer than a certain cowboy film debuted at sundance
my penchant for rhymes borders on the mystical
I'm the muthafucking dot co master of eristical
stupid newbie, you're a flash in the pan ephemeral
marquise is stalking gonna get that ass banned watch your peripheral
what's your warning percentage, ninety?
since you joined you have more time spent online than nihility
it’s kind of sad that once you lose your only cope
the only thing left for you is to rope
by the way when I called you cashier I was kidding
because we all know that you're just pretending
which is even more sad than you were before
watch your step oh shit you just fell through the trap door

SPLAT

outro
it's over, it never began for you motherfucker

shoutout lester green we up in this bitch but we outtie cuz I gotta go drop a log

Previous tracks:

Spoiler

FTL - Truecel gang

https://incels.is/threads/hot-fire-...emire-truecel-gang-this-is-co-history.231100/

Uggo Mongo - Diss Track

https://incels.is/threads/fulltimeloser-diss-track.231305/

FTL - Warning Shot

https://incels.is/threads/uggo-mong...ong-recorded-in-history-dont-miss-out.232606/

Uggo MonGO - full timE Ragie wagie

https://incels.is/threads/mc-uggo-mongo-full-time-ragie-wagie.232737/

Loved those when I first heard them a year or two ago when I was still just lurking, loved them now as well.

And yeah, @Uggo Mongo definitely won this. I actually wasn't sure whether those were the tracks I listened to then, before I heard the lines in his one that I still remembered even now despite having only listened to those two tracks once or twice years ago, while I remembered nothing concrete from FTL's one.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Loved those when I first heard them a year or two ago when I was still just lurking, loved them now as well.

And yeah, @Uggo Mongo definitely won this. I actually wasn't sure whether those were the tracks I listened to then, before I heard the lines in his one that I still remembered even now despite having only listened to those two tracks once or twice years ago, while I remembered nothing concrete from FTL's one.

Thanks for the kind words, brother

 

[senses fail]

nigga uggo mongo

 

[agapito]

I'll say nigger if I want to watchu gonna do about it wigger
Oh I forgot you're a hebe so I guess it's jigger
mystery meat mongrel and for sure a scuzzy kyke
your bitch mom's a carpet munching dyke
she gave your homo ass the gay gene
arch faggot sassy and mean

 

[bannedincel]

Fuck why cant I vote foe myself again

 

[frmentalcel]

top fucking zozzle