Who is the most f*cked guy in this forum, in terms of life situation

[rotting-alone]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.

I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

 

[non_factor]

I'm ugly.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

probably me

 

[_incelinside]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.
I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

Sounds like heaven boyo.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

This seriously sounds like my future. Except i cant drive

 

[_incelinside]

This seriously sounds like my future. Except i cant drive

 

[Cynistic]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.
I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

Sounds like heaven boyo.

This tbh, your life sounds similiar to mine and I dont really mind my situation.
Except for the being incel part KEK.

 

[theultimate341]

I'm ugly.

 

[Grotesque]

>37
>NEETbux
>shitposts on incel forums with genetic shit half his age all day
>desperately wishes he was female
>wasted 1/3 of his life only interacting as a female online

 

[dr-problematic]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.

I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

wait, why did u describe my in life in here?

r u from eastern europe tho?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

- 22 touchless virgin
- no job
- Extreme anxiety from years of bullying
- Useless qualifications earned during A levels
- Poor
- Have to give all my neetbux money to parents for rent
- Never had any friends.

 

[Bigbird]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.

I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

Graduated college late?LOLOL I am your age and have no college degree. wow my life is even worse than yours its over for me.

 

[hehe xd]

@thevman

 

[TheVman]

@thevman

-23

-KHHV

-dropped out of highschool

-abandonded by my parents

-work at a community college, get mocked by studens

-no friends

-live with a bunch of fucking esays drug adicts.

-5'7 135-140 pounds

-no social skills

-only people i talk to are girls i catfish on tinder using a chad account, constantly feel guilty.

-angry at the same time.

-1/10 looks

 

[demonanus]

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW. Let's look at who the most beta retard on this forum is, but NOT by looks. No pics allowed. Just talk about your life and career and general situation.

I'll start:

• 23
• kissless virgin
• graduated college late because I failed too many classes
• i have real intelligence but am too lazy/stupid to devote it to getting good grades and being booksmart
• socially retarded
• no network, no connections
• can't get a job with my degree because shit grades + no connections
• didn't date in college because i was socially stupid
• can't even date now because no girl wants to date a NEET
• chubby, out of shape
• live rent-free with parents
• they do everything for me
• use mom's or sister's car whenever I need
• i live like a king under the pretense that "I'm working on get my life in order"
• parents think i'm job hunting day and night
• really what I'm doing is gaming, fapping, and internet all day
• i send out like one resume per week
  > just fuckin lol at my life boyo

pretty good living m8

---

-23

-KHHV

-dropped out of highschool

-abandonded by my parents

-work at a community college, get mocked by studens

-no friends

-live with a bunch of fucking esays drug adicts.

-5'7 135-140 pounds

-no social skills

-only people i talk to are girls i catfish on tinder using a chad account, constantly feel guilty.

-angry at the same time.

-1/10 looks

You're propably the most fucked person in here. Wagecucking and living with a bunch of scumbags.

 

[Tellem--T]

Im just going to leave this here

https://incels.is/Thread-SuicideFuel-ITS-OVERR-FOR-ME-16120

 

[Deleted member 1627]

-23

-KHHV

-dropped out of highschool

-abandonded by my parents

-work at a community college, get mocked by studens

-no friends

-live with a bunch of fucking esays drug adicts.

-5'7 135-140 pounds

-no social skills

-only people i talk to are girls i catfish on tinder using a chad account, constantly feel guilty.

-angry at the same time.

-1/10 looks

You win

 

[Tellem--T]

You win

COPE I WIN

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]21 years old[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]NEETCEL[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]JOBLESS[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]KHHV[/font]

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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]ETHNIC NIGGER LIVING IN A WHITEMAN COUNTRY[/font]

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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]AND MANY MORE[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Im a truecel and that's a fact[/font]

 

[rotting-alone]

>37
>NEETbux
>shitposts on incel forums with genetic shit half his age all day
>desperately wishes he was female
>wasted 1/3 of his life only interacting as a female online

Do you live on your own?

If you do...I think you win "Most Pathetic Incel on incels.is" award

---

@thevman

-23
-KHHV
-dropped out of highschool
-abandonded by my parents
-work at a community college, get mocked by studens
-no friends
-live with a bunch of fucking esays drug adicts.
-5'7 135-140 pounds
-no social skills
-only people i talk to are girls i catfish on tinder using a chad account, constantly feel guilty.
-angry at the same time.
-1/10 looks

2nd place

 

[TheVman]

>37
>NEETbux
>shitposts on incel forums with genetic shit half his age all day
>desperately wishes he was female
>wasted 1/3 of his life only interacting as a female online

Do you live on your own?
If you do...I think you win "Most Pathetic Incel on incels.is" award

btw grotesque has a gf. isn't even incel

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

>37
>NEETbux
>shitposts on incel forums with genetic shit half his age all day
>desperately wishes he was female
>wasted 1/3 of his life only interacting as a female online

So you pretend to be a female online? For what?
E-whoring and getting money from cucks?

 

[Its0verMuhNigga]

29 Years old.

Kissless Virgin
Never been hugged by a female other than family member
Don't own a car or hold a Driver's license
Live with my mother.
Haven't had a job in 10 years
Dropped out of high school at 16
3/10 face and balding
framecel manlet 5'8
crooked teeth
recessed mandible and chin
recessed orbital bones.
small penis sub 5 inches



I win

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Ugly as fuark thanks to being a nosecel. Nobody has it worse than me. 2/10 overall attractiveness rating. Anything higher is bluepilled cope.

 

[Vision]

Ugly as fuark thanks to being a nosecel. Nobody has it worse than me. 2/10 overall attractiveness rating. Anything higher is bluepilled cope.

I’m surprised you still have a social life. I’d rather rot.

 

[mariaimdrunk]

29 Years old.

Kissless Virgin
Never been hugged by a female other than family member
Don't own a car or hold a Driver's license
Live with my mother.
Haven't had a job in 10 years
Dropped out of high school at 16
3/10 face and balding
framecel manlet 5'8
crooked teeth
recessed mandible and chin
recessed orbital bones.
small penis sub 5 inches



I win

I doubt anyone can compete with this.

 

[rotting-alone]

29 Years old.
Kissless Virgin
Never been hugged by a female other than family member
Don't own a car or hold a Driver's license
Live with my mother.
Haven't had a job in 10 years
Dropped out of high school at 16
3/10 face and balding
framecel manlet 5'8
crooked teeth

recessed mandible and chin

recessed orbital bones.
small penis sub 5 inches
I win

Yeah you def win lol. But I clearly said don't talk about your looks. This is about LIFE SITUATION OVERALL.

Tell me about your job situation. Are you a NEET, are you looking to get a good job?

 

[Its0verMuhNigga]

Yeah you def win lol. But I clearly said don't talk about your looks. This is about LIFE SITUATION OVERALL.

Tell me about your job situation. Are you a NEET, are you looking to get a good job?

I'll tell you over pm.

 

[gross-fat-slob]

You win

Literally me except palest white and way older at 29y/o. Probably fatter also.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I’m surprised you still have a social life. I’d rather rot.

I barely have a social life. I'm just with childhood friends who literally live a block away from me. They have two nephews who are here temporarily, that's why I am spending my time with them. Otherwise, I'd only have a social life once a week because I'm a NEETcel on top of being a nosecel.

 

[imbored21]

shit job
no friends
no gf
spend my life savings on escorts that I don't even fuck

 

[KV3]

@Indari

 

[rotting-alone]

@Its0verMuhNigga0ver

As long as you're being truthful, you win. You are officially the most pathetic excuse for life on a sub full of incels. That title should worry you.

But considering you just got here, and only have 7 posts I'm also inclined to believe you're just a normie infiltrator and hanging out here LARPing as an incel because that's how you get your fun. Retard.

 

[Bigbird]

So you pretend to be a female online? For what?
E-whoring and getting money from cucks?

Repressed homosexuality.

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

This is such a stupid thread.

 

[dr-problematic]

anyone who is virgin and neet past 22 is fucked

 

[takurak]

I achieved all those at 18

 

[Getlooksordie]

29
- approached hundreds of women without getting a gf
- only have one friend who is a homosexual, diagnosed autistic and used to be a male model. Met him after sharing a room with him in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt. Couldn´t make this shit up.
- other than that zero aquaintances or friends
- haven´t had a birthday party since I was 16
- decent job
- hate all people because I was bullied like crazy when I was young
- was sexually abused as a kid
- mental and physical abuse by father
- mother was alcoholic and is anorexic
- slaved away 70-90 hour weeks during my 20s to afford money for surgery while everyone else was enjoying their youth with their signifact others, getting regular sex

After all that I still have hope. I think I can be decent looking after all my surgeries this year and then find a wife in EE from a remote village. After that I think therapy could actually work in my case.

 

[dr-problematic]

29
- approached hundreds of women without getting a gf
- only have one friend who is a homosexual, diagnosed autistic and used to be a male model. Met him after sharing a room with him in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt. Couldn´t make this shit up.
- other than that zero aquaintances or friends
- haven´t had a birthday party since I was 16
- decent job
- hate all people because I was bullied like crazy when I was young
- was sexually abused as a kid
- mental and physical abuse by father
- mother was alcoholic and is anorexic
- slaved away 70-90 hour weeks during my 20s to afford money for surgery while everyone else was enjoying their youth with their signifact others, getting regular sex

After all that I still have hope. I think I can be decent looking after all my surgeries this year and then find a wife in EE from a remote village. After that I think therapy could actually work in my case.

r u from ee urself and whats the niche u r workin in

 

[Getlooksordie]

r u from ee urself and whats the niche u r workin in

no, I´m from Germany.

I work in sports, don´t want to get more specific.

 

[dr-problematic]

no, I´m from Germany.

I work in sports, don´t want to get more specific.

sports is sick as shit, the only fun thing to be involved in, what part of business chain are u in? marketing, sales, accounting?

 

[Getlooksordie]

sports is sick as shit, the only fun thing to be involved in, what part of business chain are u in? marketing, sales, accounting?

I train athletes.

 

[dr-problematic]

I train athletes.

got a degree to enroll into that? 

what surgeries uve done / planned so far?

 

[Getlooksordie]

got a degree to enroll into that? 

what surgeries uve done / planned so far?

yes, i have a degree.

Haven´t done any surgeries yet. This year I have finally got the money to get all the surgeries I need though.

This year I´m getting

- double jaw surgery
- chin wing
- zygo sandwich osteotomy
- eyelid surgery

I hope I´ll be good looking after that.

 

[gstvtrp]

29
- approached hundreds of women without getting a gf
- only have one friend who is a homosexual, diagnosed autistic and used to be a male model. Met him after sharing a room with him in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt. Couldn´t make this shit up.
- other than that zero aquaintances or friends
- haven´t had a birthday party since I was 16
- decent job
- hate all people because I was bullied like crazy when I was young
- was sexually abused as a kid
- mental and physical abuse by father
- mother was alcoholic and is anorexic
- slaved away 70-90 hour weeks during my 20s to afford money for surgery while everyone else was enjoying their youth with their signifact others, getting regular sex

After all that I still have hope. I think I can be decent looking after all my surgeries this year and then find a wife in EE from a remote village. After that I think therapy could actually work in my case.

you win, imo because of age.

Also, you're going to be disappointed when the surgeries don't improve your life. That's what happened to me.

 

[Getlooksordie]

you win, imo because of age.

Also, you're going to be disappointed when the surgeries don't improve your life. That's what happened to me.

what surgeries did you get?

I´ve morphed my face with realistic surgery outcomes and I´ll look significantly better after surgery. I have major deformities right now.

 

[mylifeistrash]

anyone around 30+ is most fucked because they lost all chance to improve

 

[Its0verMuhNigga]

@Its0verMuhNigga0ver

As long as you're being truthful, you win. You are officially the most pathetic excuse for life on a sub full of incels. That title should worry you.

But considering you just got here, and only have 7 posts I'm also inclined to believe you're just a normie infiltrator and hanging out here LARPing as an incel because that's how you get your fun. Retard.

Nah, It's true. I would send proof but I've already suffered enough humiliation from being rated a 2/10 on r/am i ugly.  Everything I said is true and I'm probably going to rope when my mother dies.

I'm just not cut out to function physically and mentally for this world.

 

[spergcel]

20
kissless virgin
socially retarded
no network
can't get a job with my degree because no connections
can't even date now because no girl wants to date a virgin
live rent-free with parents
they do everything for me
use mom's car when she's not using it (she uses it a lot)

Sorry to steal yours but I'm not so good in english.

 

[Bigbird]

29
- approached hundreds of women without getting a gf
- only have one friend who is a homosexual, diagnosed autistic and used to be a male model. Met him after sharing a room with him in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt. Couldn´t make this shit up.
- other than that zero aquaintances or friends
- haven´t had a birthday party since I was 16
- decent job
- hate all people because I was bullied like crazy when I was young
- was sexually abused as a kid
- mental and physical abuse by father
- mother was alcoholic and is anorexic
- slaved away 70-90 hour weeks during my 20s to afford money for surgery while everyone else was enjoying their youth with their signifact others, getting regular sex

After all that I still have hope. I think I can be decent looking after all my surgeries this year and then find a wife in EE from a remote village. After that I think therapy could actually work in my case.

Are you white?

 

[blackcel]

anyone around 30+ is most fucked because they lost all chance to improve

Ayy dats me mayne