It happens. Not sure why you would lie but for me it’s very embarrassing and shameful.
I haven’t been asked in a long time. But have been asked in my 20s when I was a lot more social.
Yea same or since I’m currently in highschool I say “some chick from another school namean”
That is a classic cope lie that literally everyone will see through. But good luck
Same thing when they ask if you have a girlfriend
This, If they ask me if i got laid, I tell them to fuck off because I know its a rhetorical question in order to make fun of me. if you say you got laid as an ugly male, they'll call your bluff and make fun of you anyways. you can't win with normalshits.
If they ask then they already know the answer
all ready to go
do you cherish those times? Were you happier back then compared to now?
The "my gf goes to another school" thing is a meme that has persisted for decades, everyone sees it for a the joke and lie it is
Fortunately for me, I moved alot of schools so I could always just say my gf was at the last one and nobody could call it out
Yes it was happier back then.
brutal age pill
They obviously didn't believe me but it wasnt a 100% see through lie, only 95%
free at last?
They know just by looking
yea everybody sees through it
I lost my virginity when I was 20 to the RA in charge of the floor above mine. She was short, dark hair and a little thick but not obese. Big boobs. About a 5.5/10.
This is the standard story I have already concocted in case normies ask me how I lost my virginity. I suggest everyone who doesn’t want to tell the truth have a story already made up. Still virgin in late 30s. Would say it’s over but never began.
No one has ever asked me. I don't think I could lie to their face. You guys are lucky you can say this shit with a straight face
i always try to escape the situation with humour
That's actually a good idea if you're an escortcel. If it's based in some truth you can say it convincingly.
