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Any oldcels ?
Discussion Who holds the record for oldest virgin in here?
@Emba @FrustratedWhiteMale
@Emba I'm pretty sure. @FrustratedWhiteMale is a very close second. If he's still with us.
@Sperg is probably the oldest. He is 55.
Not a virgin though
Not a virgin though
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i thought emba saw a whore?
forum full of zoomers so probably me
@FrustratedWhiteMale
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hes dead
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interesting. are you 36?
no but I don't lie nor larp
Emba imo
That is correct! Two of them. The first was skinny and black and looked like "grace jones." The second was fat and white.
Who the fuck are you, greyboy to question me? As if the shit matters anyway! I don't want the fucking title of "oldest Incel" anyway...
I do...
Im really 14 and live in Seattle, in the space needle!
really?
I'm 45 at the end of this month so I'm getting up there! 
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wait, is this confirmed?
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Brutal banpill
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I'm 21 tbh
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I'm 45 at the end of this month so I'm getting up there!
Seriously? No relationships ever?
No, why is that so hard to believe? Do you think you can suddenly get into a relationship or find a willing woman for sex at 30 or higher.
Women hate guys my age who"ve never been in a relationship before also. More red flags for them to avoid!
If ur born before the 90s u gotta be truecel to be a virgin. Hypergamy skyrocketed in the last 7-8 years. Mid or early 00s it wasnt NEARLY as bad.
The percentages u see about 30% being virgin is from 90s born men onwards. Id say guys born in 1995 or later (zoomers) are born in exactly the wrong era for non Chads and live in the toughest dating climate.
The percentages u see about 30% being virgin is from 90s born men onwards. Id say guys born in 1995 or later (zoomers) are born in exactly the wrong era for non Chads and live in the toughest dating climate.
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Dude I'm 31 so your story is scary for me.
If a woman asked me about my past, I would just dodge it. "I was mostly busy with career/personal stuff" or "I had a heartbreak and didn't date for a while".
Are you oldest virgin here? Or did you see an escort? Or in what circumstances did you lose it?
I'm 30 and I would not be able to lie. I would be honest.
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My neighbor is in his 70's and never been married, never had a girlfriend.
He lives alone.
He lives alone.
For a forum for virgins there's surprisingly few wizards
oldcel=volcel tbh
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Sadly, I'm pretty sure that given the norms of our day, foids would interpret this and anything along these lines to mean, "I'm a virgin" (certainly all the ones with sexual experience would...which is all of them jfl) and see the response as a huge red flag. If you went down this route, it'd probably be better to just say as much and accept being instantly rejected in such a hypothetical situation.
How, what options am I avoiding?
No, I haven't been with a prostitute yet. I don't want to either, but I'll have to eventually so not to die a virgin I suppose.
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Mfw not in my 30s yet and realized I'm not an oldcel yet.
Time to call a whore
Time to call a whore
Did you ever hear the joke about the racist nigger donkey?
Whenever he sees a white person he goes into frothy racist spasms.
"HEE HONKY! HEE HONKY!!"
Nice ass! Mule? Wtf...
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You’re almost older than my dad its over manI'm 45 at the end of this month so I'm getting up there!
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Brutal
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Where is he, he was fun to talk to since he was so old.
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Same. I'm thinking about escortcelling or at the very least stumble to a happy massage parlor one day. Tbh I'm too afraid of getting busted since it's illegal here.
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Me when everyone else on this site has roped
This is fkin depressing. I cant let this be my future. If i dont get a foid by the time i hit 35, iam legit raping or going CHO (in minecraft).
Probably coronochan got him
Bhai RIP.
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