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Serious Who here has been with a hooker?

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Oli Bomsa

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I haven't, but I've been fantasising about buying 2 hours with a super thicc porn star with GG tits who lives in my city. I even booked an appointment but cancelled at the last minute.
 
Gross


I already hate using public bathrooms.

This would be even more disgusting.
 
Debatable tbh
 
Don't do it brother.
 
I lost my virginity to one 8 years ago or so. My escort count is at least 3 digits today. ~30% of my income used to go to it until I blackpilled.
 
I have fucked like 12 hookers. It's not comparable to ascending for many reasons (although some retards will call you fakecel for it anyway), but it's a good cope nevertheless. And you get to experience the physical act of sex, which is great.
 
I have plans to do so but it won't be done anytime soon
 
My psycho overmedicated truecel friend from high school once trolled a hooker by telling her he'd pick her up at the airport while having no plans of showing up. I was in the car with him when this amusing interplay took place. that's the closest I've ever come.
 
Pros:
- Learned how it feels like to be accepted as a sexual being.
-Got rid of inhib.
-Got a great deal of insight into female nature.
-Sex is the best feeling fucking ever.

Cons:
-Prostitutes make money by manipulating you, not fucking you
-All my fucking hard earned money went to it, could have surgerymaxxed for less
-Got STD twice
-Almost ended up betabuxx cuckolded by one once
-Countless shit experiences tbh
-They give it to Chad for free
 
Pros:
- Learned how it feels like to be accepted as a sexual being.
-Got rid of inhib.
-Got a great deal of insight into female nature.
-Sex is the best feeling fucking ever.

Cons:
-Prostitutes make money by manipulating you, not fucking you
-All my fucking hard earned money went to it, could have surgerymaxxed for less
-Got STD twice
-Almost ended up betabuxx cuckolded by one once
-Countless shit experiences tbh
-They give it to Chad for free
Damn!
 
The closest I've gotten was walking into a strip club. The result is that I was drugged by 3 niggers, tricked into thinking I would get sex and then scammed into paying $2000 for 10 minutes of lap dancing.
I have plans to do so but it won't be done anytime soon
Why not go to Little Darlings Strip Club with me?;)
 

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