Vlad the impaler imo
His highlights are:
.He defended europe and christianity from pisslamic turkniggers
.Resisted pisslamic conversation by the turnniggers while he was a political prisoner.
.Killed Vladislav II, a Wallachian traitor in hand to hand combat.
.Invited nobles who were in anywhere involved with the overthrow of his father to a easter feast, along with their families.
There were all arrested, the older among them were impaled in front of their families, while the younger were forced into slavery to rebuild Vlad's castle.
When the castle was rebuild, they were executed.
.Vlad had any foids who lost her virginity before marriage impaled through their vagina and out the mouth.
Sometimes, their tits would be cut off and the man they fucked would be forced to eat it.
.Vlad despised beggars and invited all of them in Wallachia to a massive feast in a wooden hall.
Once they were all full, he had the doors bolted and the building set on fire.
He believed that this would solve the problem of poverty within his realm.
.Apparently, an ambush that Vlad carried out on a turk cavalry of a thousand men was the first time gunpowder was used in battle.
To deadly effect too.
.Vlad himself would go to fortified turk towns and would speak turkish to convince the guards to open the gates.
Once they did, Vlad and his men would pour into the town and go into a massive killing frenzy.
.Over 2 weeks, he and his men travelled 500 miles and killed around 23000 people.
.The pope praised Vlad for his attacks on the turks.
.When 2 turkish envoys refused to remove their turbans when Vlad ordered them to.
So he nailed the turbans on their heads and impaled them.
.One time, a foreign merchant reported to Vlad that 160 ducats was stolen from him, and Vlad promised him that his men would catch the thief.
The thief was captured and impaled and the 160 ducats was returned to the merchant along with 1 extra ducat.
The merchant told Vlad about the extra ducat and returned it to him.
Vlad thanked the merchant... and told him if he didn't report and return the 1 extra ducat, he would have him impaled like the thief.
.He and his force of 30,000 men were successfully able to defeat sultan Mehmed's force of 150,000 men via guerrilla warfare, scorched earth policies and sent men with the bubonic plague to turkish towns to infect as many people as possible.
Even the sultan's soldiers were infected.
Eventually, the turks made their way to Vlad's castle in Targoviste, and Vlad and his force of 24,000 men were surrounded in a mountain refuge.
Vlad then left his men in the mountains and disguised himself and entered the turkish army encampment.
He located the sultans tent and found out that the sultan gave an order to the men to remain in their tents at night to prevent panic in the event of an attack.
After learning this, Vlad left the camp and when back to his men, and they carried out a surprise attack on the turks from the north and south.
The turks were taken completely off guard by the attack and Vlad and his men killed 15,000 turks in just 1 hour at the cost of 5000 of Vlad's men.
Meanwhile, sultan mehmed escaped, but he returned to Targoviste he found it abandoned with 20,000 turks impaled on stakes.
After seeing this, mehmed was quoted as saying:
.When Vlad was betrayed by an old Hungarian alley, Matthias Cornivas and imprisoned for 4 years, he converted to Catholicism and married Matthias's cousin.
Matthias allowed them to marry and Vlad was released before the ceremony.
Vlad and his new wife were even given a house in pest on the strict condition that Vlad was not to remain to Wallachia.
But Vlad wasn't intend on giving up on the crown that belonged to him by right, so he and and military commander assembled a force of Hungarian, Transylvanian, Wallachian and Moldovan soldiers.
In 1476, Vlad and his army left to retake Targoviste, but its ruler and his army fled before Vlad could arrive, putting Vlad back on the throne.
.It's estimated that Vlad impaled 20,000 people, beheaded 5,000 people and 10,000 burnings at the stake, 10 turks with nails in their turbans and at least 1 who was boiled alive and cannibalised.
His highlights are:
.He defended europe and christianity from pisslamic turkniggers
.Resisted pisslamic conversation by the turnniggers while he was a political prisoner.
.Killed Vladislav II, a Wallachian traitor in hand to hand combat.
.Invited nobles who were in anywhere involved with the overthrow of his father to a easter feast, along with their families.
There were all arrested, the older among them were impaled in front of their families, while the younger were forced into slavery to rebuild Vlad's castle.
When the castle was rebuild, they were executed.
.Vlad had any foids who lost her virginity before marriage impaled through their vagina and out the mouth.
Sometimes, their tits would be cut off and the man they fucked would be forced to eat it.
.Vlad despised beggars and invited all of them in Wallachia to a massive feast in a wooden hall.
Once they were all full, he had the doors bolted and the building set on fire.
He believed that this would solve the problem of poverty within his realm.
.Apparently, an ambush that Vlad carried out on a turk cavalry of a thousand men was the first time gunpowder was used in battle.
To deadly effect too.
.Vlad himself would go to fortified turk towns and would speak turkish to convince the guards to open the gates.
Once they did, Vlad and his men would pour into the town and go into a massive killing frenzy.
.Over 2 weeks, he and his men travelled 500 miles and killed around 23000 people.
.The pope praised Vlad for his attacks on the turks.
.When 2 turkish envoys refused to remove their turbans when Vlad ordered them to.
So he nailed the turbans on their heads and impaled them.
.One time, a foreign merchant reported to Vlad that 160 ducats was stolen from him, and Vlad promised him that his men would catch the thief.
The thief was captured and impaled and the 160 ducats was returned to the merchant along with 1 extra ducat.
The merchant told Vlad about the extra ducat and returned it to him.
Vlad thanked the merchant... and told him if he didn't report and return the 1 extra ducat, he would have him impaled like the thief.
.He and his force of 30,000 men were successfully able to defeat sultan Mehmed's force of 150,000 men via guerrilla warfare, scorched earth policies and sent men with the bubonic plague to turkish towns to infect as many people as possible.
Even the sultan's soldiers were infected.
Eventually, the turks made their way to Vlad's castle in Targoviste, and Vlad and his force of 24,000 men were surrounded in a mountain refuge.
Vlad then left his men in the mountains and disguised himself and entered the turkish army encampment.
He located the sultans tent and found out that the sultan gave an order to the men to remain in their tents at night to prevent panic in the event of an attack.
After learning this, Vlad left the camp and when back to his men, and they carried out a surprise attack on the turks from the north and south.
The turks were taken completely off guard by the attack and Vlad and his men killed 15,000 turks in just 1 hour at the cost of 5000 of Vlad's men.
Meanwhile, sultan mehmed escaped, but he returned to Targoviste he found it abandoned with 20,000 turks impaled on stakes.
After seeing this, mehmed was quoted as saying:
.When Vlad was betrayed by an old Hungarian alley, Matthias Cornivas and imprisoned for 4 years, he converted to Catholicism and married Matthias's cousin.
Matthias allowed them to marry and Vlad was released before the ceremony.
Vlad and his new wife were even given a house in pest on the strict condition that Vlad was not to remain to Wallachia.
But Vlad wasn't intend on giving up on the crown that belonged to him by right, so he and and military commander assembled a force of Hungarian, Transylvanian, Wallachian and Moldovan soldiers.
In 1476, Vlad and his army left to retake Targoviste, but its ruler and his army fled before Vlad could arrive, putting Vlad back on the throne.
.It's estimated that Vlad impaled 20,000 people, beheaded 5,000 people and 10,000 burnings at the stake, 10 turks with nails in their turbans and at least 1 who was boiled alive and cannibalised.
