Serious Who can god get mad at me for raping someone?

[Yournotcold0]

[Just assume he exists for this to work]

God is constantly talking about, wanting his followers to have kids.

Qutoes/ Proof

[Psalm 127:3-5 “Children are a heritage from the Lord, offspring a reward from him.Like arrows in the hands of a warrior are children born in one’s youth. Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them.”

Genesis 1:28 “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it.”]

How the fuck am I supposed to do that? He made me a sub5 male. Foids don't want to fuck me. So my only opinion theoretically is rape. Also it’s unfair to even make chads in the first place and give them great lives. And then make me and give me a shit one. If god likes equality, I should be able to have hot foids to. Therefore I can rape.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

relax did you forget that God also created expendable extras that exist in part to make Chad look that much cooler?

 

[Yournotcold0]

relax did you forget that God also created expendable extras that exist in part to make Chad look that much cooler?

God made us to be mog bait. It’s over

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

God made us to be mog bait. It’s over

where's your pride as a throwaway Third-rate Villain that acts as a stepping stone for Chad to look good in front of Stacy or as Friend A who self-sabotages through jestermaxing, and hence makes Chad look like a stoic badass in comparison?

 

[AnApparentMyth]

It's over if God is your only hope now.

 

[Yournotcold0]

where's your pride as a throwaway Third-rate Villain that acts as a stepping stone for Chad to look good in front of Stacy or as Friend A who self-sabotages through jestermaxing, and hence makes Chad look like a stoic badass in comparison?

Being a third-rate character in a manga for life is truly blackpilling. Brutal

 

[Yournotcold0]

It's over if God is your only hope now.

It was always over honestly

 

[AnApparentMyth]

It was always over honestly

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Being a third-rate character in a manga for life is truly blackpilling. Brutal

Yuujin Character wa Taihen desu ka? - MangaDex

My first impression of Ryuuga was “This is the kind of protagonist you’d see in something like an anime.” Then, that thought soon changed into conviction. First of all, this guy almost never talks about his past. Also, he frequently slips out of class. As soon as he comes back, he gets extremely...

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[Wrath]

god doesn't exist

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Being a third-rate character in a manga for life is truly blackpilling. Brutal

Protagonist

Friend A

Third-rate Villain

 

[Yournotcold0]

Yuujin Character wa Taihen desu ka? - MangaDex

My first impression of Ryuuga was “This is the kind of protagonist you’d see in something like an anime.” Then, that thought soon changed into conviction. First of all, this guy almost never talks about his past. Also, he frequently slips out of class. As soon as he comes back, he gets extremely...

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You grow up and watch superheroes and other media. Only to realize as an adult that your not the hero. We are all the random retared thug the hero beats up, after kissing his hot foid wife

 

[DutchCel01]

god be like ima make this nigga ugly as fuck and give him autism and expect him to be a good person

 

[Yournotcold0]

Protagonist

Friend A

Brutal spiritual mogging

 

[DutchCel01]

You grow up and watch superheroes and other media. Only to realize as an adult that your not the hero. We are all the random retared thug the hero beats up, after kissing his hot foid wife

brutal. we are either the background character with no name or the retarded ugly thug

 

[Yournotcold0]

god be like ima make this nigga ugly as fuck and give him autism and expect him to be a good person

“Just pray inkwell”

 

[DutchCel01]

“Just pray inkwell”

just believe he has a plan for you theory.

 

[DutchCel01]

just believe he has a plan for you theory.

nigga needs to hurry up and execute the fucking plan if he wants me to stay a believer

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

You grow up and watch superheroes and other media. Only to realize as an adult that your not the hero. We are all the random retared thug the hero beats up, after kissing his hot foid wife

Reminds me of when I auditioned to play the King in my middle school play but ended up being assigned Peasant C through a class vote.

 

[Yournotcold0]

Reminds me of when I auditioned to play the King in my middle school play but ended up being assigned Peasant C through a class vote.

Insanely brutal, at you didn't have to do a lot I guess

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

nigga needs to hurry up and execute the fucking plan if he wants me to stay a believer

the plan was for u to be a monk stop trying to be a slayer

 

[DutchCel01]

the plan was for u to be a monk stop trying to be a slayer

can i tell him to change it maybe that doesnt work for me how do i reach him?

 

[Yournotcold0]

brutal. we are either the background character with no name or the retarded ugly thug

We are all basically the random Frieza soldiers Bardock kills

 

[DutchCel01]

We are all basically the random Frieza soldiers Bardock kills

brutal getting killed by base bardock. we are nothing atleast let ssj2 gohan kill me

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

can i tell him to change it maybe that doesnt work for me how do i reach him?

Servers are closed. Call customer support via a heart-felt prayer and if that doesn't work fulfill your assigned role (eunuch extra) till the next game comes out (after life).

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Insanely brutal, at you didn't have to do a lot I guess

In hindsight I was way over my head. The guy who got the king role was a Chadlite

 

[DutchCel01]

Servers are closed. Call customer support via a heart-felt prayer and if that doesn't work fulfill your assigned role (eunuch extra) till the next game comes out (after life).

imagine god legit just gave us rpg roles and he wants us to follow that path and thats the reason we are here on this site. he wants us to go to the monestery and become monks.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

god doesn't exist

Correct.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

imagine god legit just gave us rpg roles and he wants us to follow that path and thats the reason we are here on this site. he wants us to go to the monestery and become monks.

So God wants be to put a hollow point to my temple and pull the trigger. Wow. OvER.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

imagine god legit just gave us rpg roles and he wants us to follow that path and thats the reason we are here on this site. he wants us to go to the monestery and become monks.

most religions believe God tests humans. so in this case our test is to survive with dicks that could never enter vaginas but that we must never touch indecently (masturbate). can't rope either. A simple enough sounding quest but it's S rank in difficulty.

 

[DutchCel01]

So God wants be to put a hollow point to my temple and pull the trigger. Wow. OvER.

he might who knows honestly. the abrahamic god doesnt sound too kind to me

 

[DutchCel01]

most religions believe God tests humans. so in this case our test is to survive with dicks that could never enter vaginas but that we must never touch indecently (masturbate). can't rope either. A simple enough sounding quest but it's S rank in difficulty.

imagine if we survive it and dont go ER and we go to heaven and we get our own world there. you want some fantasy rpg world? he makes it for you. you want 50 virgins on a beach island with you? he gives it

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

So God wants be to put a hollow point to my temple and pull the trigger. Wow. OvER.

.is is kinda like our temple huh. a sausage fest we happily log into all the time.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

imagine if we survive it and dont go ER and we go to heaven and we get our own world there. you want some fantasy rpg world? he makes it for you. you want 50 virgins on a beach island with you? he gives it

but then good boy Chads who had 10x easier lives end up there too

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

most religions believe God tests humans. so in this case our test is to survive with dicks that could never enter vaginas but that we must never touch indecently (masturbate). can't rope either. A simple enough sounding quest but it's S rank in difficulty.

he might who knows honestly. the abrahamic god doesnt sound too kind to me

Can't fault him for having a fucked up sense of humour than. Dude sounds based asf.

 

[DutchCel01]

but then good boy Chads who had 10x easier lives end up there too

fuck it i would have to take that deal. sure chad gets an even better life up there but atleast i get a life too

 

[DutchCel01]

Can't fault him for having a fucked up sense of humour than. Dude sounds based asf.

if he exists i dont fault him either although its annoying if he plays us like ants. but then again thats all we are to him if he is all mighty

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

.is is kinda like our temple huh. a sausage fest we happily log into all the time.

Happily!?! Niggah there ain't anything happy about it... okay, sometimes I'm a little happy about it. But I'm a petty pos so there is that.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

fuck it i would have to take that deal. sure chad gets an even better life up there but atleast i get a life too

50 virgins? gotta be 72. also I'd like a cat girl or two.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

if he exists i dont fault him either although its annoying if he plays us like ants. but then again thats all we are to him if he is all mighty

That's actually a very good point.

 

[DutchCel01]

50 virgins? gotta be 72. also I'd like a cat girl or two.

shit make it an even 100 with as many cat girls as you want. if he is almighty he will be able to

 

[DutchCel01]

That's actually a very good point.

its brutal but why would an all mighty god care about ants. he probably doesnt even care about planets lol

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

if he exists i dont fault him either although its annoying if he plays us like ants. but then again thats all we are to him if he is all mighty

to be fair God gave man dominion over women. the boomer men of course, threw all this away, empowering women and fucking over their male descendants. cant fault God for that man-made blunder. wouldn't mind if he released a patch or sent down some Holy Knights to maintain order tho.

 

[DutchCel01]

to be fair God gave man dominion over women. the boomer men of course, threw all this away, empowering women and fucking over their male descendants. cant fault God for that man-made blunder. wouldn't mind if he released a patch or sent down some Holy Knights to maintain order tho.

least he can do is show us he actually exists but that ruins the point i guess. would make it a whole lot easier though

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

shit make it an even 100 with as many cat girls as you want. if he is almighty he will be able to

 

[DutchCel01]

the 72 virgins thing is dated bro i want a fantasy rpg world. otherwise i dont even wanna go

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

the 72 virgins thing is dated bro i want a fantasy rpg world. otherwise i dont even wanna go

black-eyed sounds mikasa flavored

 

[DutchCel01]

black-eyed sounds mikasa flavored

sound like some somalis jk. i can do with some mikasa's

 

[glutty]

I smell bait

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

sound like some somalis jk. i can do with some mikasa's

The brothers who got martyred protecting the Seas are snagging all the virgins in heaven.