Serious Who besides the mods do you suspect of being FBlcels?

[Sparrow's Song]

Don't name names because this is about suspicion rather than accusation, it's also not allowed I think. I have two for today.

Orange Name: Might have gotten his username from a comment left on an anal gangbang video on Pornhub that was turned into a meme. American who sometimes larps as an Englishman. Very ironic and almost hinting that he is an FBlcel. Always the first one to view any ER, Beta Uprising, or Suicide related thread no matter what time of day it is. Tries to deescalate High IQ users while doing the opposite with low IQ users. Been a member since 2017.

Blue Name: Been a member since 2017 but has less than 1,500 posts. Posts low effort one word replies in ID and Off-Topic. Only posts full sentences in ER, Beta Uprising, and Suicide related threads. Always the second to view ER, Beta Uprising, and Suicide related threads. PM's people who make such threads. Totally bland and NPC-like as far as users on this site go.

 

[MountainGorilla]

that sounds exactly like what an FBIcel would say

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

I'm from KGB

 

[Monk of Failure]

@needsolution you FBI brah

 

[MountainGorilla]

The problem is assuming that an FBIcel would create an account on this site. They can't even lurk properly with all those (you)s on 4chan

 

[Guest2]

I got a 10% for a thread like this back in 2018 I think, cos "personal attack bait thread". I guess you can't really have many legitimate replies other than personal attack replies though

 

[Sparrow's Song]

The problem is assuming that an FBIcel would create an account on this site. They can't even lurk properly with all those (you)s on 4chan

They don't need accounts to monitor the site. They are pretty much looking for a 17 year old to mold into whatever sting story they are planning so they can play the fake hero game and get some validation.

 

[Indari]

all of them
sgt is cia

 

[Sparrow's Song]

all of them
sgt is cia

Serge's jawline was so superior that he passed all his training just because of his jawline.

 

[needsolution]

@needsolution you FBI brah

open the door

 

[ReallyRice]

tfw people don't make conspiracy threads about you
feels bad man

 

[Monk of Failure]

open the door

I am not at home.

 

[needsolution]

I am not at home.

are u fucking hot chicks now?

 

[Monk of Failure]

are u fucking hot chicks now?

Wish that could be possible.

 

[needsolution]

Wish that could be possible.

50$ dollars man and it is

 

[Monk of Failure]

50$ dollars man and it is

Nah bro. Holes don't deserve money for sex.

 

[needsolution]

Nah bro. Holes don't deserve money for sex.

;(

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I urge FBI to arrest me

 

[Dionysus]

@RopeShow

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I urge FBI to arrest me

I urge them to come and kill me.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Datamining greycels

 

[Guest2]

@RopeShow

he is a cool guy

 

[Dionysus]

he is a cool guy

tbh

 

[Uglyme]

I urge them to come and kill me.

Yes man just shoot me in the head

 

[Mrpvolts]

Grey cels that make long posts about going ER, it’s pretty obvious.

 

[FinnCel]

Hope fbicels get blackpilled

 

[Newbie17]

@RegisterUserName ngl

But also Reginald = bro, fbicel or not

 

[Deleted member 16624]

open the door

was I talking to the FBI

 

[zangano1]

I don't know tbh

 

[Sparrow's Song]