I would say @gymcellragefuel has the highest chance.
The one and only user, me 
Not me
INB4 this turns into a war of who is the biggest fakecel
I don’t think there can be one user in particular, but anyone who’s 5’9 or taller and white here I feel like can definitely ascend.
why? Any major falios?
@Chad
Sub 5 facially and Autistic + Mentally ill as fuck
Height?
Not too bad i'm 5'9 so like 5'10 outside in shoes
@Michael15651
I remember a post of his where he mentions that foids at his workplace would stare at him, and he's also a cop now, which gives him a status and authority halo.
I remember a post of his where he mentions that foids at his workplace would stare at him, and he's also a cop now, which gives him a status and authority halo.
Yeah I remember him humblebragging a lot
Yeah I've seen him brag about his "gainz" in the gym quite a few times, as well as also some stuff relating to his wealth
He's either a giga mentalcel, or just is here to troll
How about we ask ChatGPT?
@Scatius Deletus
@Scatius Deletus
Fuck yeah @Scatius DeletusHow about we ask ChatGPT?
@Scatius Deletus
All the tallfags here
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I'm 5'5, Asian, and autistic. I think I have the highest chance to ascend with stacy
I doubt he's a troll with how long he's been here but maybe. I suspect he's either a mentalcel or maybe he ascended at some point after making his account but never said and just wanted to keep posting
Nah, all black people are except for Sasukecel sadly
Any user who isnt Indian
Does this include paying?
How about we ask ChatGPT?
@Scatius Deletus
Let's do this well, I can do it, but Chat GPT was brutally cucked by a recent update that limitates its browsing capabilities. In order to make a good ascension probability document, first I'll have to give it the users handles, circumvent the filters so its stops cucking me, second, i'll have to tell it to browse .is and search information for the users personality and physical traits, which Cuck GPT sometimes refuses too
. Give me the user handles you'd like to ask Cuck GPT to give an ascension rate probability, and if possible, give me their physical traits, Cuck GPT struggles to find physical information of .is users. With this information, I'll create a document that calculates the mathematical probabilities of .is users to ascend
JDBC is one of the few "just be/just dont be" I believe in
I mean dude, look how long Comradecurryman kept his LARP up
Both are very good takes, and the latter makes sense
Former user @LesscoBlob admitted to me on Discord he was Incel when he joined but got a GF 5-6 months afterwards & just stayed posting because he liked it here.
Anyone under 21
Jesus. My name shouldn't cause too many issues though.Let's do this well, I can do it, but Chat GPT was brutally cucked by a recent update that limitates its browsing capabilities. In order to make a good ascension probability document, first I'll have to give it the users handles, circumvent the filters so its stops cucking me, second, i'll have to tell it to browse .is and search information for the users personality and physical traits, which Cuck GPT sometimes refuses too
I'm 20
Me in my late forties or early fifties
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYnPrarCqQ
@DarthBurritoBastard @pedrolopezwasright @Sasukecel
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYnPrarCqQ
@DarthBurritoBastard @pedrolopezwasright @Sasukecel
I’m 19 and things aren’t looking so bright
Half of the userbase
I will next year
How?
Any poster that doesn't dwell in the sewers
Realistically we can ALL ascend with a 500 lb BLACK landwhale if we WANTED to.
@Incline buys his way out
Speak for yourselfRealistically we can ALL ascend with a 500 lb BLACK landwhale if we WANTED to.
white and 5'8.5 brutally over
The problem is that a 500 lbs sheboon doesn’t have her pussy functional anymoreRealistically we can ALL ascend with a 500 lb BLACK landwhale if we WANTED to.
I'll nominate @kay'
indians and blacks
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