Which songs would you blast in your Porsche?

[Klaus Kanga II]

Let's say you owned a Porsche with massive subwoofers like this guy:

Which songs would you blast, especially to get ladies to chase after you and to show everyone you're the coolest?

My picks:


View: https://soundcloud.com/queenbeat/alex-clare-too-close
Alex Clare - Too Close - Lyrics: „Ich bin so cool weil ich 'nen Porsche fahre!“ ("I am so cool because I drive a Porsche!")

I am surprised Porsche didn't put this in their advertisements - instead, Microsoft did it for Internet Explorer!


View: https://soundcloud.com/official_flo/good-feeling
Flo Rida - Good Feeling


View: https://soundcloud.com/louisbisson/falling-feat-esoreni-louis-bisson-remix
Falling (feat. eSoreni) [Louis Bisson Remix]

But "Nelly - Hey Porsche" doesn't sound very porsche.

Pick something with a strong bass that makes the ground vibrate.

 

[weaselbomber]

View: https://soundcloud.com/god-eminem-137378735/peste-noire-turbofascisme

Perfect for white boy summer

 

[Friezacel]

I dont really car about car brands. As long as it drives properly and has enough space im fine with it

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I used to blast this song in my car while smoking some cigs. Felt pretty cool ngl

View: https://youtu.be/mGJEfL5qaRI?si=G7rGrUUE76mRVtfj

 

[glutty]

Porsche is german so i'll choose something fitting

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo_ngYU

 

[j10009504]

 

[Klaus Kanga II]

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

View: https://youtu.be/aL9-Z5_BSBc?si=NnsdX0yrIjVQf1eg

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

(Caution: Video contains NSFW stuff)

View: https://odysee.com/@rockerbituna:9/Landser-wiedermal-kein-tor-%28fur-turkiyemspor%29:d

 

[Lonelyus]

Nigga heil ......

 

[supersped]

the bomb by the bucketheads

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

View: https://odysee.com/@rockerbituna:9/DJ-ADOLF-Sieg-heil-%28techno-remix%29:e

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

View: https://odysee.com/@rockerbituna:9/Kommando-Freisler-Bis-ins-Grab:f

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

View: https://odysee.com/@rockerbituna:9/gigi---Ab-in-den-S%C3%BCden:1

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Joseph Goebbels = truecel in 2025

View: https://odysee.com/@rockerbituna:9/Gigi-Die-Braunen-Stadtmusikanten---Goebbels-fur-alle:3

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

View: https://odysee.com/@BeltaneRecords:b/08-Fight-Back:e

 

[Klaus Kanga II]

I dont really car about car brands.

Unfortunately, the opposite gender does.

 

[Friezacel]

Unfortunately, the opposite gender does.

A car wont make up for your lack of height or jawline

 

[based_meme]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeK3A1Fo6U