Which one of these shitty consoles is the worst?

[PersonalityChad]

These are generally considered to be the shittiest consoles of all time. Which one was the worst?

Game.com (Tiger Electronics, 1997):

Virtual Boy (Nintendo, 1995):

Gizmondo (2005, Tiger Telematics):

Ouya (Ouya Inc, 2013):

Hyperscan (Mattel, 2006):

N-Gage (Nokia, 2003):

R-Zone (Tiger Electronics, 1995):

Jaguar (Atari, 1993):

Pippin (Apple Bandai, 1995):

CD-i (Philips, 1991) (Technically not even a console but i still included it anyway):

 

[Fire]

Ouya was created by a woman and instantly failed.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Ouya was created by a woman and instantly failed.

Common femoid L

 

[Based NaziCel]

Ouya was created by a woman and instantly failed.

There should be a label on products “Made by Foids”, fr.Forget about “Made in China” lmao

 

[starystulejarz]

Ouya (android based piece of garbage with no games), Virtual Boy (eye cancer and most retarded idea ever invented) and Pippin/Hyperscan/R-Zone (never heard of them)

 

[weaselbomber]

Ouya was just a literal scam, pretending as if it was anything but a shit Android phone in a plastic box
At least the CD-i had funny video games

 

[PersonalityChad]

At least the CD-i had funny video games

It also had Tetris CD-i. I can't believe this game is stuck there, it needs a modern port asap.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmwU5xkzaE

 

[Da_Yunez]

These are generally considered to be the shittiest consoles of all time. Which one was the worst?

Game.com (Tiger Electronics, 1997):
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Virtual Boy (Nintendo, 1995):
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Gizmondo (2005, Tiger Telematics):
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Ouya (Ouya Inc, 2013):
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Hyperscan (Mattel, 2006):
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N-Gage (Nokia, 2003):
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R-Zone (Tiger Electronics, 1995):
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Jaguar (Atari, 1993):
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Pippin (Apple Bandai, 1995):
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CD-i (Philips, 1991) (Technically not even a console but i still included it anyway):
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Ouya

 

[weaselbomber]

It also had Tetris CD-i. I can't believe this game is stuck there, it needs a modern port asap.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmwU5xkzaE

nothing more 90s than this

 

[Da_Yunez]

Ouya was created by a woman and instantly failed.

I would have some faith in foids if they actually knew how to make good products or gaymes, but lately we have been seeing otherwise.

 

[Cryotron]

Ouya is the only one I've recognised, i remember how it failed and CEO of that scam was a femoid

 

[DoomerGuy831]

Ouya It's worse than an old cell phone

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Virtual Boy, hands down. It's unplayable without destroying your eyes, and looks like shit anyway.

Consoles here I've played:

games.com: Games were terrible like those shitty Tiger handhelds back in that day, but the premise was that it was a cheap $60 touch screen you could use to go online. Fair idea that flopped.

Ouya: One of many shitty Android devices that could play handheld games as a console, but this one got a bunch of backing for some reason.

N-Gage: Mostly gets hated because it looked stupid with weird controls due to being a phone, but gaming hardware wise it was actually quite good. It ended up being best used for emulation.

Jaguar: Games are like a later version of Genesis/SNES. It's fine, but didn't sell well at the time.

CD-i: Like early CD systems, it was way overpriced and game quality was weird with mostly educational and point-click crap. It's noted for the horrible Zelda games.

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Never heard of any of these.

Youngcel trait

 

[PersonalityChad]

N-Gage (Nokia, 2003):

I remember wanting one of these as a kid btw. A console that also doubled as a phone was the coolest shit ever to me

 

[SociallyStupid]

It also had Tetris CD-i. I can't believe this game is stuck there, it needs a modern port asap.

I randomly seeked to a position and it as really soothing music, I like it.

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

all of them

 

[PersonalityChad]

all of them

Based. PC mogs all.

 

[yunarukami]

R-Zone is a shitty version of a virtual boy.

 

[Chudpreet]

There should be a label on products “Made by Foids”, fr.Forget about “Made in China” lmao