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Which one of these ten abilities would you want if you could have one?
1. The Pied Piper's Rat Summoning: Play a melody and thousands of vicious rats appear and begin to slaughter everyone you want. They can swarm buildings and even secure locations. They'll go where you want but you must have the building in your sight and be within proximity. This means you could effectively use rats to annihilate the entire government.
2. Meteor Shower: Cause small meteorites to rain like hail from space and annihilate entire cities to slaughter everyone and destroy everything.
3. Redo: Your consciousness goes back to when you were 8 years old. However, your parents will immediately drop dead from heart attacks, as will your aunts, uncles, siblings, and cousins. You'll get all the inheritance. Knowing what you know, you could drop out of high school and skip college. Maybe change your life.
4. Final Solution: You can extERminate the Jews. You have a one use ability like Thanos, where you can instantly cause everyone with Jewish blood to disappear. However, the entire world will know it's you who did it because it will magically create videos and hijack all news media like an emergency broadcast system. It will dox you globally. You'll be known as the guy that genocide evERy Jew in the world. You might be arrested by the International Criminal Court but you'll go down in history among the Greats.
5. Jack the Ripper plus Jekyll and Hyde: Every night you slaughtER a foid, you will change into a new pERson that's a muscular Chad with charm, personality, taller than 6 feet, a 12 inch dick that can destroy a pussy, and girls will get wet about. Every foid killed gets you 3-7 days randomly but you must kill a foid between ages 23-49 for it to count towards the transformation to Chad.
6. Were-Rex: You can transform once every full moon to go out. You'll have three abilities: Unlock (doors and disarm security systems), find beautiful girls, and telekinetic restrain. You'll be able to go out and while a Chad dog, that can talk human but telepathically, and use telekinesis to tear off the clothes of girls, you can rape the girls. You'll be able to knot them and the foids will be impregnated by you. You're a Were-Rex so you're still ultimately human, so they'll be impregnated with human babies. However, to ordinary people, a dog cannot impregnate a girl and there wouldn't be anything to really connect you to the rape as the girls will all say it was a dog if they report it at all because it would sound crazy to normies lol
7. Futanari Curse: You can turn all girls who ignore and reject you into futanari. They'll be like the futanari in Japanese hentai with a pussy but also a 12 inch dick. They'll be unable to wear their bikinis or leggings without showing off their big dick. So, there goes most of their ability to get a straight Chad and most guys. Only you can undo the curse. So, you'll be able to dominate any girl. You can even use the internet or apps. You can comment on a girl's comment section if she doesn't reply to messages. If she wants to be entirely a female again, you can blackmail her into being a girlfriend.
8. Body Swap: You can swap bodies with anyone you want. All you need is to have them in visual range. You'll be able to keep any of your memories you want to retain (you're free to forget all personal memories of your old body but all the impersonal knowledge you acquired about science, anime, topics is remembered. You also acquire all their memories. You can effectively have a new life). Theoretically, you could use it to eventually rule the world and live forever.
9. Atomic: You have immunity to nuclear radiation and nuclear explosions. You can create a tactical nuclear explosion in your proximity with a range of up to 50 miles. You can instantly go ER without leaving a trace, turn the tides of war, destabilize geopolitics, or get yourself out of any prison, and bring down nations.
10. Bear Brigade: You can summon a brigade of literal talking bears that are cuddly and cute, but the bears are pedobears. They'll be able to easily groom girls and eventually present you with the best tween girls. As they say, "If a girl can bleed, then she can breed", right? You'll be guaranteed to have virgins. You'll have your own Bear Mafia. Bears can also slaughtER your enemies.
1. The Pied Piper's Rat Summoning: Play a melody and thousands of vicious rats appear and begin to slaughter everyone you want. They can swarm buildings and even secure locations. They'll go where you want but you must have the building in your sight and be within proximity. This means you could effectively use rats to annihilate the entire government.
2. Meteor Shower: Cause small meteorites to rain like hail from space and annihilate entire cities to slaughter everyone and destroy everything.
3. Redo: Your consciousness goes back to when you were 8 years old. However, your parents will immediately drop dead from heart attacks, as will your aunts, uncles, siblings, and cousins. You'll get all the inheritance. Knowing what you know, you could drop out of high school and skip college. Maybe change your life.
4. Final Solution: You can extERminate the Jews. You have a one use ability like Thanos, where you can instantly cause everyone with Jewish blood to disappear. However, the entire world will know it's you who did it because it will magically create videos and hijack all news media like an emergency broadcast system. It will dox you globally. You'll be known as the guy that genocide evERy Jew in the world. You might be arrested by the International Criminal Court but you'll go down in history among the Greats.
5. Jack the Ripper plus Jekyll and Hyde: Every night you slaughtER a foid, you will change into a new pERson that's a muscular Chad with charm, personality, taller than 6 feet, a 12 inch dick that can destroy a pussy, and girls will get wet about. Every foid killed gets you 3-7 days randomly but you must kill a foid between ages 23-49 for it to count towards the transformation to Chad.
6. Were-Rex: You can transform once every full moon to go out. You'll have three abilities: Unlock (doors and disarm security systems), find beautiful girls, and telekinetic restrain. You'll be able to go out and while a Chad dog, that can talk human but telepathically, and use telekinesis to tear off the clothes of girls, you can rape the girls. You'll be able to knot them and the foids will be impregnated by you. You're a Were-Rex so you're still ultimately human, so they'll be impregnated with human babies. However, to ordinary people, a dog cannot impregnate a girl and there wouldn't be anything to really connect you to the rape as the girls will all say it was a dog if they report it at all because it would sound crazy to normies lol
7. Futanari Curse: You can turn all girls who ignore and reject you into futanari. They'll be like the futanari in Japanese hentai with a pussy but also a 12 inch dick. They'll be unable to wear their bikinis or leggings without showing off their big dick. So, there goes most of their ability to get a straight Chad and most guys. Only you can undo the curse. So, you'll be able to dominate any girl. You can even use the internet or apps. You can comment on a girl's comment section if she doesn't reply to messages. If she wants to be entirely a female again, you can blackmail her into being a girlfriend.
8. Body Swap: You can swap bodies with anyone you want. All you need is to have them in visual range. You'll be able to keep any of your memories you want to retain (you're free to forget all personal memories of your old body but all the impersonal knowledge you acquired about science, anime, topics is remembered. You also acquire all their memories. You can effectively have a new life). Theoretically, you could use it to eventually rule the world and live forever.
9. Atomic: You have immunity to nuclear radiation and nuclear explosions. You can create a tactical nuclear explosion in your proximity with a range of up to 50 miles. You can instantly go ER without leaving a trace, turn the tides of war, destabilize geopolitics, or get yourself out of any prison, and bring down nations.
10. Bear Brigade: You can summon a brigade of literal talking bears that are cuddly and cute, but the bears are pedobears. They'll be able to easily groom girls and eventually present you with the best tween girls. As they say, "If a girl can bleed, then she can breed", right? You'll be guaranteed to have virgins. You'll have your own Bear Mafia. Bears can also slaughtER your enemies.