Gaming Which GTA protagonist would be incel irl

[AnilBashir]

I’m not going to list them all but GTA fans chime in. Would any of the protagonists be incel irl? (let’s just say by 2023 standards)

 

[parzurnacs]

No

 

[nice_try]

No GTA protagonist would be incel because they're designed to be cool and mass-appealing.
grAY tier thread.

 

[AnilBashir]

But there are characters with less than chad faces and some are bald. They have objective flaws which don’t counteract being “cool”

 

[thespanishcel]

Huang Lee from Chinatown Wars because ricecel although his family is rich and he can darktriadmaxx.

 

[AnilBashir]

Huang Lee from Chinatown Wars because ricecel although his family is rich and he can darktriadmaxx.

Good call

 

[jeetcel]

Michael De Santa if he wasn't a rich guy; like he literally married a fucking whore who cheats behind her back

 

[AnilBashir]

Michael De Santa if he wasn't a rich guy; like he literally married a fucking whore who cheats behind her back

Oldcel maybe. Would likely have been quite handsome when younger

 

[Govid_Dorious]

@IronsideCel CJ is literally you?

 

[kohlcel]

Don't think so but Michael is a literal betabuxx and if he didn't have money he could be incel tbh. Trevor has the worst looks but he's too low inhib to be virgin. Franklin is thugmaxxed and can slay sheboons.

 

[jeetcel]

Oldcel maybe. Would likely have been quite handsome when younger

there is a brief glimpse of him from 2004 era in game lore when he was a bank robber etc, he still looks balding middle aged man here;
and as per game lore he literally pimped his future wife going far as even buying her breast implants etc

 

[AnilBashir]

Ok fair but he still mogs me to oblivion jfl

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

grAY tier thread.

 

[Med Amine]

i don't know

 

[Old Ironsides]

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@IronsideCel CJ is literally you?

that’d mean i coomed in a toilet to have a son, blood.
not possible.





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[Jealous Freak]

Claude from GTA 3, he was betrayed by a latinx foid, from then on he wasn't interested in women anymore, he couldn't even trust a foid that tried to get along with him.

 

[Antifem Lord]

None tbh if gta made a incel character normies wouldn’t play it

 

[Saigon Depression]

No GTA protagonist ever resembled an incel, but there were a lot of incel-ish side characters:

- Ken Rosenberg
- Zero (confirmed)
- Brian Jeremy
- Jimmy De Santa
- Lester Crest

 

[CrippledByLonelines]

Niko. Man was doomerpilled.

Tommy was the biggest chad of the series.

 

[ant]

Niko. Man was doomerpilled.

Tommy was the biggest chad of the series.

Chad Slavic cheekbones tho, plus you can actually date in gta 4

 

[Friezacel]

In GTA 5, Michael de Santa. Not an incel, but he got cucked and his wife was a former prostitute