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Which celebrity would 100% be incel if he wasn't famous?

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Jesse Eisenberg, Paul dano, Peter dinklege, Vern troyer (god rest his soul), wee man, hornSwoggle 'wwe', Rob Schneider
 
Daniel Radcliffe. It would be over for HarryPottercels if he wasn't famous. He's claims to be 5'5" (which means he's actually like 5'2" or 5'3" because Hollywood actors always add a few inches to their real height). His wife who is 5'7" towers over him and is at least 4 inches taller than he is.
 
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Rob Schneider
 
Daniel Radcliffe. It would be over for HarryPottercels if he wasn't famous. He's claims to be 5'5" (which means he's actually like 5'2" or 5'3" because Hollywood actors always add a few inches to their real height). His wife who is 5'7" towers over him and is at least 4 inches taller than he is.
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She’s only 1-2 inches taller than him

If you’re looking at red carpet photos you may not see it but she’s in heels.
 
Daniel Radcliffe. It would be over for HarryPottercels if he wasn't famous. He's claims to be 5'5" (which means he's actually like 5'2" or 5'3" because Hollywood actors always add a few inches to their real height). His wife who is 5'7" towers over him and is at least 4 inches taller than he is.
I dont think so tbh he was really good looking in hp dont think hed be incel despite the height
 
Thomas Brodie Sangster would be the "I really like you, but as a friend!" if he wasn't statusmaxxed

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I dont think so tbh he was really good looking in hp dont think hed be incel despite the height
Greycel tier post. Anything below 5'9" is pretty much guaranteed inceldom in 2023 if you live in a Western country and you're not rich and/or famous.
 
Pete Davidson
 
Bill Gates, Michael Cera, the annoying kid from IT
 
This is sad. He's got a girlfriend, so good for him, but he's a 33 year old middle aged man and looks like a complete pussy
I knew a guy like that he lived two stairs down in my apartment complex, he was in his early 30s but hung out with an old classmate of mine when we were 16-18, kinda sketchy in hindsight for an almost middle aged man hanging around teenagers but he looked younger then I did even
 
Mark wahlberg
Yep. He's another turbomanlet with an ok looking face who stands on boxes and wears lifts to look taller. He'd be paying for PUA courses from redpill scammers if he wasn't famous.

The most realistic depiction of him was probably in The Other Guys where women want nothing to do with him and all want Will Ferrel who is 6'3".
 
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First one that comes to mind is danny devito, you young ones may not know this name.

There was an old movie called "Twins" where he plays the twin of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the whole movie is about how he's a genetic runt.
 
Tom holland
What!? He's literally foids ideal "pretty boy" or "cute" guy or whatever.
Pete Davidson
Minus the bags under his eyes he's actually fairly decent looking I would say.
Mark wahlberg
Yep. He's another turbomanlet with an ok looking face who stands on boxes and wears lifts to look taller. He'd be paying for PUA courses from redpill scammers if he wasn't famous.
He's not a turbomanlet, he's 5'8 which is just below average. He also has a normie-HTN face, so I would say he would be fine.

Michael Cera
Rob Schneider
These I agree with, both of these men are sub-5s even at their 'prime' age and would be rotting here with us if not statusmaxxed.
 
First one that comes to mind is danny devito, you young ones may not know this name.

There was an old movie called "Twins" where he plays the twin of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the whole movie is about how he's a genetic runt.
I like your description of Twins
 
Daniel Radcliffe

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Rupert Grint
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Daniel is too short. Rupert is not just short but also ugly. Look that both of them stopped to be relevant. Daniel will only have a chance if he plays Wolverine or Levi Ackerman while Rupert needs to surgerymax. If you take a look you have to be high tier normie like Tom Holland or Prime Mark Ruffalo to succeed as someone with Rupert´s height.
 
Lewis Capaldi. This is the foid that he is dating.

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those tattoos hurt me the most. I can imagine how he was a 90s jock fucking the cheerleaders and getting drunk with his friends.
I sometimes think those jock types are actually robots and no one else is alive because a life that good can't be fucking real
 
any sub 6 guy pre social medıa

any sub 8 guy post social media

do you even know how hard ıt ıs for a sub chad to fınd a girl in this age?
 
Rowan Atkinson.
 
any sub 6 guy pre social medıa

any sub 8 guy post social media

do you even know how hard ıt ıs for a sub chad to fınd a girl in this age?
Based.
High tier normies Struggle finding a GF.
Bet in 5 years Chad Lites won’t be good enough anymore.
You know how easy it was for our grandfathers to get a girl?
even low tier normies stood a very good chance.
 
Based.
High tier normies Struggle finding a GF.
Bet in 5 years Chad Lites won’t be good enough anymore.
You know how easy it was for our grandfathers to get a girl?
even low tier normies stood a very good chance.
true
 
Patton Oswalt. He's 5'3" fat and ugly and a liberal male feminist. Would probably be an incel in denial posting over on inceltears if not for his comedy career.

Kevin Hart 5'2". Never would have began for him if not for his comedy act.
 
Dev Patel would probably be one of the JBW posters here if he wasn't statusmaxxed

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When "just grow a beard bro" actually works

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