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LDAR Where do you coom

Where do you coom?

  • toilet

    Votes: 13 25.0%
  • sink

    Votes: 5 9.6%
  • tissues

    Votes: 19 36.5%
  • shower

    Votes: 5 9.6%
  • sock

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • onto stomach

    Votes: 18 34.6%
  • desk

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • plastic pussy

    Votes: 5 9.6%
  • condom

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • other

    Votes: 12 23.1%

  • Total voters
    52
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some options are pretty degenerate but I wanted to be inclusive :feelsmage:
 
on my bed sheets
 
I just coom in my underwear.
 
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I coom under my covers because I don't like seeing my dick while masturbating.
 
When I coom I pinch the top of my foreskin together so the cum stays inside, and then I just walk to the toilet and dump it in a few sheets of toilet paper

Best method and doesn't make a mess
 
When I coom I pinch the top of my foreskin together so the cum stays inside, and then I just walk to the toilet and dump it in a few sheets of toilet paper

Best method and doesn't make a mess
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When I coom I pinch the top of my foreskin together so the cum stays inside, and then I just walk to the toilet and dump it in a few sheets of toilet paper

Best method and doesn't make a mess
Same, I used to just do it and then coom directly standing in front of the bathtub, but I prefer to jerk off lying on my back in my bed and then I either dump the load in the toilet or bathtub.
 
@RejectedCoomMaxxer
When I coom I pinch the top of my foreskin together so the cum stays inside, and then I just walk to the toilet and dump it in a few sheets of toilet paper

Best method and doesn't make a mess
yes but is that coom intense enough tbh.

btw guys I'm an experienced coomer and I can vouch for the sink method as the clear superior
 
Same, I jerk off lying on my bed and then I either dump the load in the toilet or bathtub.
Great minds think alike
@RejectedCoomMaxxer

yes but is that coom intense enough tbh.

btw guys I'm an experienced coomer and I can vouch for the sink method as the clear superior
Ofcourse that coom is just as intense
 
Can’t jizz on my stomach. Chad tier chest hair. Impossible to clean out
 
also where is prime jb stacy pussy option?
:feelsYall: that's under "other"
Can’t jizz on my stomach. Chad tier chest hair. Impossible to clean out
same. it might work for pubertycels though. also I'd be afraid of shooting into my face especially after a powerful session :feelswhat::feelsUgh::feelswhat::dafuckfeels: also never found that convenient coz I'm in front of pc not lying down. also if you live with someone you'd have to get to the bathroom with coom on your stomach and you could get caught :feelsmage:
 
some options are pretty degenerate but I wanted to be inclusive :feelsmage:
I’m not circumcised so I squeeze my foreskin shut and let it all come out in there. Then I squeeze it all out into toilet
 
I’m not circumcised so I squeeze my foreskin shut and let it all come out in there. Then I squeeze it all out into toilet
wtf is this a ricecel trait? I used to do the same when I first learned how to masturbate. I stopped doing that because it began to hurt at some point. Must have damaged some tissues inside.

Nowadays I just coom into my fleshlight.
 
wtf is this a ricecel trait? I used to do the same when I first learned how to masturbate. I stopped doing that because it began to hurt at some point. Must have damaged some tissues inside.

Nowadays I just coom into my fleshlight.
Idk but for me it was because I never got proper knowledge so through my teen years I rarely masturbated the way other people do. Instead of stroking the shaft I would just kind of squeeze the tip of the foreskin and move it around in between my fingers (never seen this depicted in video anywhere)

it can hurt if I squeeze the tip the wrong way but generally not
 
I’m not circumcised so I squeeze my foreskin shut and let it all come out in there. Then I squeeze it all out into toilet
wtf how many people do this I've never heard of this how do you coom with proper force if you have to squeeze the end :feelswhat: if I don't fondle my balls while cooming it's much less powerful also you have to concentrate so it doesn't spill how is that a comfortable coom :feelsmage:
 
toilet most of the time, I'm too lazy
 
toilet most of the time, I'm too lazy
try the sink, it's even easier and you can have porn going on your phone in a tray. can't miss, easier to clean, no smell or residue it's all around superior nglngl :feelsmage:
 
Toilet or into tissues. I always flush the tissues down the toilet, too, I don't leave them out or even in the trash.
 
Coomimg in sink = least fun but most efficient tbh

Cooming onto stomach = best orgasm but have to clean the mess afterwards
 
wtf how many people do this I've never heard of this how do you coom with proper force if you have to squeeze the end :feelswhat: if I don't fondle my balls while cooming it's much less powerful also you have to concentrate so it doesn't spill how is that a comfortable coom :feelsmage:
I’m not squeezing my actual dick, just lightly pinching the foreskin. it feels good either way but it does feel marginally better when I stroke the traditional way or fuck (im escortcel)
 
@RejectedCoomMaxxer

yes but is that coom intense enough tbh.

btw guys I'm an experienced coomer and I can vouch for the sink method as the clear superior
The foreskin pinch method is a beginner coomers method. I prefer the reverse toilet seat cum and dump. Through trial and error, I have perfected it for max COOMmaxxing :feelsohh::ahegao:
 
I just do it while standing in the front lawn. fertilize the grass and shit. say hi to the neighbors
 
When I coom I pinch the top of my foreskin together so the cum stays inside, and then I just walk to the toilet and dump it in a few sheets of toilet paper

Best method and doesn't make a mess
that is so gross. i hope you wash your dick after or you are gna be some mouldy cheesey guy
 
that is so gross. i hope you wash your dick after or you are gna be some mouldy cheesey guy
How is that gross? I clean it very well with toilet paper until it's dry and then I also shower daily. You have some weird fantasy. What method do you use?
 
I just hold a piece of paper and coom into it
 
I Coom On the screen of my phone while watching porn :dab:
 
My neighbor's daughter
 
I use panties as cum tissue, reusable, soft and cute. Because High IQ.
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