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https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin
TLDR woman finds out that her date who shes about to fuck is a virgin and bails on him as hes putting a condom on
Notice the way she says that - shock and disbelief - being a virgin past 14 as a male is creepy
Anyways they go on a date, get to her home and the guy starts preping his dick
Without exception, this is literally how every girl reacts to you being a virgin, from a 14 yold jb just starting high school to those reddit feminists telling you that it doesnt really matter (it doesnt if you are a girl, so from their perspective I guess its really true). There is literally nothing worse than being a 14+ virgin male, let alone 20+, women will hate you more than Hitler hated the Jews. Like someone else put it - being a child molester or a rapist is better because at least youre not a virgin and you get the last laugh before you get sentenced 20 to life
B-BUT I THOUGHT ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY ISNT THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE, GIRLS ON REDDIT TOLD ME SO
"YOURE SUCH A WONDERFUL PERSON, SOME GIRL THATS NOT ME WILL BE TOTALLY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU )))))"
In summary, its over if you are a 20+ virgin
TLDR woman finds out that her date who shes about to fuck is a virgin and bails on him as hes putting a condom on
That wasn’t how it went at all, though. Oh Jesus Christ, it wasn’t. And not for any reason I was even mildly prepared for. Because I don't know if, after a sex bender, you can ever prepare to feel the feelings you feel when the man with whom you're between the sheets tells you he's never had sex. Never. Had. Sex.
Notice the way she says that - shock and disbelief - being a virgin past 14 as a male is creepy
Anyways they go on a date, get to her home and the guy starts preping his dick
In fact, he waited until he was putting on a condom to inform me that he’d “never done this before.”
After the shock, there were two options, really: Do it with the awareness it would not be good for me and potentially emotionally difficult for him, or don’t do it and leave the poor dude still standing with his V card firmly in his trembling hand. So naturally, I went into caring stranger mode.
“Oh, jeez,” I stammered. “OK, we need to stop.”
Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge. He definitely didn’t need that -- and really, he should get points for honesty, right? But outwardly, I was ultra-calm.
Without exception, this is literally how every girl reacts to you being a virgin, from a 14 yold jb just starting high school to those reddit feminists telling you that it doesnt really matter (it doesnt if you are a girl, so from their perspective I guess its really true). There is literally nothing worse than being a 14+ virgin male, let alone 20+, women will hate you more than Hitler hated the Jews. Like someone else put it - being a child molester or a rapist is better because at least youre not a virgin and you get the last laugh before you get sentenced 20 to life
“I don’t think I can be the person you do this with. I’m not going to be your girlfriend, this isn’t going to be a relationship -- and you probably should do this with someone who is,” I told him as placidly as possible. He just groaned.
B-BUT I THOUGHT ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY ISNT THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE, GIRLS ON REDDIT TOLD ME SO
In the end, I had to just leave his apartment and know that there was a very good chance I wouldn’t see this man again. It was just too sticky of a situation, and one that felt more appropriate for someone else to handle. Maybe if I were a kinder person, I’d have been more willing to assist -- or maybe it’s a super-entitled, narcissistic thing to assume that he’d even really wanted me to.
"YOURE SUCH A WONDERFUL PERSON, SOME GIRL THATS NOT ME WILL BE TOTALLY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU )))))"
In summary, its over if you are a 20+ virgin