Yeah.
There was this super hot big tittied blonde girl in an art class (I think it was?) that I was a part of in high school.
She didn't give me the time of day (or as far as I know any other male for that matter).
That said being and knowing I was a Wizard even then its not like I was even trying much less thought I had any chance in hell of landing her as a girlfriend or even a friend whom I could develop some kind of budding Chad social network with.
Anyway some kids (possibly friends of mine?) got it into their heads to spread some kind of inside joke that I was a hardcore gangmember or was when I supposedly "lived somewhere else".
Well once that rumour got around (and I'm a white guy mind you) this stereotypical hot big tittied blonde bimbo "magically" started paying serious attention to me and asking me about my hardened life as a gang member.
Yeah, being the awkward Wizard, genetic defective that I was and still am to a degree I of course couldn't/didn't have the heart o maintain the con longer than either a few weeks or days (probably days) before I told her and or other people that the rumours were not true.
Of course then she also "magically" lost all interest and keep in mind I'm about a thousand percent sure intuition wise that she was never in on this joke.
I just managed to fuck things all up on my own.
Looking back on it I'm damn certain that if I had the PUA/evopsyche knowledge that I have on broads now I literally probably could've ascended with this goddess just by playing into the bullshit for long enough to get her alone and get her panties dropping.
God
Dammit.
Anyway hope this doesn't get me banned for "brag fagging" as per the site rules as I'm only sharing it now as thats what the thread seems to be asking for ie stories like this of collossal/extreme/world ending cucked fuck ups and well this is my own plainly stated for the class.
