JFL When you have chad physique but a tiny dick...

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There must be a way to enlarge your dick
 
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Lmao, I'll probably never get a foid to see my dong, yet when he does they'll laugh at him, no one will ever take him seriously and he'll get cucked by big dick Chad
 
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this is very strange
 
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I remember that post. Dick is as important as height
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
I remember that post. Dick is as important as height
Being a Chad with a small dick is like a luxury car with shit engine. Girls won't want to drive you twice.
 
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Meanwhile my dick is 4 inches and I'm of incel appearance
 
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At least he gets attention and compliments. That’s more than 99% of us will ever get.
 
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I would rather be chad with a small dick than Incel with a big dick
 
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DeformAspergerCel said:
Meanwhile my dick is 4 inches and I'm of incel appearance
Living life on legendary mode :feelsbadman:
 
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Demir said:
There must be a way to enlarge your dick
There is. Silicone injections. I went to a pride parade once and saw men with dicks like eggplants and balls like cantaloupes almost reaching their knees. Its illegal and u can die though
 
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Cope, face + broad shoulders can make up for smaller penis. But since i have shit face, slightly below average frame and 12cm dick it's over.
 
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jelqing isn't that dangerous plus there is phallosan forte so no sympathy from me
 
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Id rather be a 6'3" white chad with a small dick than a ricecel with an average dick like me who will never use it
 
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This guy lives the life, but he knows once he puts his dick in someone it's game over. Even ugly girls will mock you for having a tiny dick.
 
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This is my sadness, I know I can become a chadlite if I lose more fat on the face, but I have 15 cm to 16 under fat, but only 12 appears.
 
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I'm hung but have incel genetics otherwise :feelsrope:
 
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brutal dickpill. as a male you need the full package.
 
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weird how genetics can be so weird
 
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Insomniac said:
At least he gets attention and compliments. That’s more than 99% of us will ever get.
 
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If he was 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale could try to be gay passive is what remains. Prostatic massage.
 
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incels who have bbcs can pornmax while incel dicklets are truecels
 
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get a penoplasty br0
 
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tbh i rather be a chad with small dick than incel with big dick
 
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If the universe was just all chads would have at max 4 inch dicks
 
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AsiaCel said:
tbh i rather be a chad with small dick than incel with big dick

Small penis is terrible, you will be humiliated up like gigachad, it is preferable to be ugly with mega chick than beautiful without.
 
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>I'm not trying jelqing because that's dangerous

High-inhib retard.

I'll never understand people who are this high-inhib. Your life is shit and you have nothing to lose and everything to gain by being low-inhib.

Also, while jelqing has no scientific backing, there are a few things that are proven to increase dick size by 1-2 inches SAFELY. Takes 2-3 years but it's worth it if you're average or barely below average. Of course, legit microcels who have a 1 incher are still fucked.
 
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Hunter said:
brutal dickpill. as a male you need the full package.

This was on the guys thread
 
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Hunter said:
absolutely fucking brutal...
Small dick chad just does worse than big dick chad
 
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Meanwhile my dick is 7' but has a retard face
 
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I’ve always said Chad is a cuck....

Chad wins until Stacey find out his dick is small....

Tyrone ALWAYS wins!
 
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6'3" jacked, attractive but looks like it's the first time he got humiliated for his dick, so does that mean he never slept with any girl before that? Sounds like a larp. Also a taller guy supposed to be have a bigger dick if he is not asian.
 
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A single flaw destroys a man
 
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i cockmog all here but im considered ugly so whatever
 
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Unzöl said:
Being a Chad with a small dick is like a luxury car with shit engine. Girls won't want to drive you twice.
 
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I started reading the post expecting total lifefuel but to a level I understand his pain though considering the way he wrote the post and how he tries to drill in how much of a Chad he is, I think his punishment is Just. (Maybe if he was packing a legit 1.5 inch microdick I would feel bad though).
 
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That sub used to be lifefuel for me.. like how this site is lifefuel for a depressed gigachad

But I can’t get boners anymore so I feel the same way they feel .. useless. Not a man.
 
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A bit off topic:

Is bone pressed really the legit way to measure? Only the non bone pressed length will be visible to a foid.
 
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MudslimeMo said:
A bit off topic:

Is bone pressed really the legit way to measure? Only the non bone pressed length will be visible to a foid.
Bone pressed takes away variables like hair and fat. Being obese can take a whole inch off your dick.
 
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MudslimeMo said:
A bit off topic:

Is bone pressed really the legit way to measure? Only the non bone pressed length will be visible to a foid.
Measure with a ruler on top of your penis if you want to find you actual usable length (The amount you can insert inside before you pelvis meets hers), be prepared for suicide fuel though because it will be between 0.5-1.0 inch lower than you bone pressed length.

I actually think bone pressed measuring was developed as a cope JFL.
 
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At least a foid will see their dick unlike us.
 
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At least he's tall and jacked and can live a relatively good life. I am sure someone will eventually accept his small dick.
 
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Also that's so rude to stare at your crotch like that.
no that's a huge fucking ego boost to me, imagine every now and then someone checks your crotch (at this point you're considered fuckable). Meanwhile, some even don't get attention from the cashier roastie
 
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metal said:
this is very strange

Yeah, it's rare for this to happen.