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When will I be considered cute?

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Never, except if you're a fakecel :feelsjuice:
 
When you become an ethot.
 
Never. It’s just annoying to other people.
 
When you become 6'2 and you suddenly get hunter eyes and strong jaw :feelskek:
 
never except when you're 40 years old and your 65-70 year old mother takes you to her friends house because you're too retarded and mentally destroyed to be by yourself so you'll hang out at an old lady's house who's husband died 5 years ago and you'll sit there while they discuss all the things they did in their life, old high school stories etc and then she'll say "oh anon will find a girlfriend one day he's so cute!"

and you'll sit there and autistically smile but your mother will know that'll never happen and she'll die knowing you'll be a loser incel with no gf/wife and no grandkids for her.

then she'll get you mcdonalds on the way home for being a "good boy" :cryfeels:
 
When you wake up one day as a Chad.
 
never except when you're 40 years old and your 65-70 year old mother takes you to her friends house because you're too retarded and mentally destroyed to be by yourself so you'll hang out at an old lady's house who's husband died 5 years ago and you'll sit there while they discuss all the things they did in their life, old high school stories etc and then she'll say "oh anon will find a girlfriend one day he's so cute!"

and you'll sit there and autistically smile but your mother will know that'll never happen and she'll die knowing you'll be a loser incel with no gf/wife and no grandkids for her.

then she'll get you mcdonalds on the way home for being a "good boy" :cryfeels:

:feelskek::feelsbadman: damn. When I last visited family friends with parents they thought I was their school aged child. I was mid 20 something. :feelsrope:
 

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