Yesterday when I went to the 99 cents store, and the Chinese cashier lady gave me my change.
When was the last time you made physical contact with a female non relative?
About 2 years ago when i was still working
Too long to even remember.
I think it was after Christmas, 2014. A teacher gave me a hug. Nothing big, one of those I just walked in good to see you quick hugs. Female obviously.
College
I hugged some girls who all had boyfriends and were just using me for my cannabis
I hugged some girls who all had boyfriends and were just using me for my cannabis
Maybe like 15 years ago. (Pre puberty)
Shit, has to be months ago by now.
Brutal.Tempus Edax Rerum said:
This has to be a troll thread. Are you guys seriously telling me you've never had a female barber?
NegroKing said:
Most men's barbers are men, i know that all my barbers have been men.
QuantumDummy said:
Same
15/12/2017
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NegroKing said:
My mom cuts my hair lol
NegroKing said:
tfw the female barber purposely avoids touching you and dreads the thought of conversation
It's why I get my hair cut by a man.
The only female non-relative that I've hugged in a while has been pissed at me since I asked her out almost 3 weeks ago
P
at university, other than my female professors, i think in grade 12, so 1 year ago. Even though i see females everyday i try my best to ignore them.
Before classes ended, I was sitting next to my oneitis. I don't know how it happened, but our legs managed to brush up against each other and we sat there with our legs touching. It happened for a good 30 seconds, my mind was racing and I eventually separated my leg.
It was a great feeling.
It was a great feeling.
I'd say like 8 to 7 months but it was just hand touching.
Crustaciouse said:
BE CHAD OR DIEEEEEE! ONLY CHAD GETS FEMOID CONTACT!!!!!
The most recent that I can remember that wasn't someone in the family or very close to it (like this woman who is my grandmother's friend and stays with my parents periodically, she is basically family and also over 60), was probably the nurse that drew my blood two months ago. She was cute. That was tough.
Man, that reminds me of something that is even worse. Over the summer I participated in a smoking study for $80. They basically intentionally put you through stress tests then you tell them how badly you want a cigarette, then they let you smoke, then you tell them how much better your feel, all while they measure your biofeedback levels. The researcher that was assigned to me was this 7/10 Staceylite. In order to get tested, I had to take off my shirt so she can put this belt around my chest and add the electric sensors on my ribs, neck, etc.
So I'm standing in front of this 7/10, shirt off, and she is putting on this belt on my chest and tightening it behind my back by reaching around me, her neck inches from my face, rubbing me with alcohol and applying sensors to my body and I realize that I am going to fuck up their whole study because by the time she is done and they are trying to get a reading, they say that it's not working probably because my heart is pumping from the excitement of being a participant in such an "intimate" encounter. JFL at the use of that word considering I'm sitting in a small closet-sized lab room with a medical chair, electrical equipment, having weird contraptions attached to my body and doing various stressful things, but that's exactly what it was.
Doesn't help that because of my anxiety, they pretty much fucked with my brain to the point where I almost experienced non-drug-induced ego death at the end. But being that close and "intimate" with her... was almost worth it. In retrospect I feel like she felt my subhuman excitement and desperation emanating from every pore. Just FML.
Man, that reminds me of something that is even worse. Over the summer I participated in a smoking study for $80. They basically intentionally put you through stress tests then you tell them how badly you want a cigarette, then they let you smoke, then you tell them how much better your feel, all while they measure your biofeedback levels. The researcher that was assigned to me was this 7/10 Staceylite. In order to get tested, I had to take off my shirt so she can put this belt around my chest and add the electric sensors on my ribs, neck, etc.
So I'm standing in front of this 7/10, shirt off, and she is putting on this belt on my chest and tightening it behind my back by reaching around me, her neck inches from my face, rubbing me with alcohol and applying sensors to my body and I realize that I am going to fuck up their whole study because by the time she is done and they are trying to get a reading, they say that it's not working probably because my heart is pumping from the excitement of being a participant in such an "intimate" encounter. JFL at the use of that word considering I'm sitting in a small closet-sized lab room with a medical chair, electrical equipment, having weird contraptions attached to my body and doing various stressful things, but that's exactly what it was.
Doesn't help that because of my anxiety, they pretty much fucked with my brain to the point where I almost experienced non-drug-induced ego death at the end. But being that close and "intimate" with her... was almost worth it. In retrospect I feel like she felt my subhuman excitement and desperation emanating from every pore. Just FML.
A beautiful junior Doctor gave me an injection a couple of years ago.
I fapped over her for 3 months.
I fapped over her for 3 months.
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Almost a year ago.
I don't count people who get paid to touch me.
NegroKing said:
I don't count people who get paid to touch me.
CopingGymcel said:
Well, if this is the metric... Then... A girl who I was orbiting (Stacie #5 in my other thread for anyone who's read that) this past summer, she was playfighting me as I was trying to put on my glasses. Long story but that moment made me feel like I was a young teen, flirting with a girl, both of them having crushes on each other. Shit made my heart swell up with bluepilled dreams. Just lol@how dumb I am.
I have enver made a physical with a non relative woman
Anon said:
Lmao stop trolling please.
blickpall said:
I'm serious actually.
Anon said:
So you were LARPing, or was she a cousin...?
blickpall said:
Mandela effect.
Anon said:
LOL true
blickpall said:
There is no evidence that ever happened. I saw the girl yesterday but I feel as if I have enver met her before.
L
Probably 10 years ago (a quick hug) in high school. That's it though.
3 years ago.
Back in early May I went to the doctor(fat and ugly old bitch) and she touched my arm for a couple seconds. Before then maybe 7-8 years ago.
Twisted said:
The humblebrag is real lol.
K
existentialhack said:
You should have injected her too if you know what i mean
Twisted said:
Yea, I feel you, a couple weeks ago I was at a frat party getting a massage from my one 8/10 female friend while the other was talking about how much fun it would be if the three of us had a sleepover together as she poured me a tall glass of top shelf liquor, but then I got a text message saying that I had to pick up my Lambo from the shop so I had to call a limo and tell the Stacies that I had to leave unfortunately. Nothing happened with them so I'm still a KV, incel life blows, such bullshit when you get treated poorly by nearly every woman you meet smh.
High five on Friday
Twisted said:
Please tell me that you understood the point of my post and have internalized it, I can't really tell from this response based on your history.
Good call on not running drunk chick game, probably. That's just begging for trouble IMO.
blickpall said:
That's nothing. I had a sorority invite me to judge a dick sucking contest, but they insisted on using whip cream on me and I'm lactose intolerant. Fucking incel life, man.
Twisted said:
Don't humblebrag, even if it's "relevant." My hyperbole was aimed to show that saying "nothing happened so I'm still KV" doesn't make something not a brag.
Twisted said:
Ok. I'm going to try.
Look at what other users have posted. "One time a while ago a nurse touched my arm." "It's been years." Etc. Clearly, people are receiving no WILLING attention from females for periods of years. Then you come in, and talk about how women actively reach out to you and try to involve you in dancing with them on a dancefloor at a party. I can't believe I have to explain this right now, but do you not see how this is a brag? Consensual sex in modern society is merely the physical culmination of attention and validation. "I'm KV so this isn't a brag" isn't a valid argument. Do you see why my anecdote was relevant now?
kvn said:You should have injected her too if you know what i mean
You mean with some kind of sedative?
I recently got touched by some 50 year old on the bus, fapped to that memory
1 year and 12 days ago
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