When I was blupilled I bought condoms...

[Nordicel94]

...thinking I might get lucky someday. There was a Beckie at the counter and when I put the condoms down she gave me a snide smile as if to say "are you kidding?". I started sweating and I wanted to just run out of there. Needless to say, that box of condoms is still unopened.

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

...thinking I might get lucky someday. There was a Beckie at the counter and when I put the condoms down she gave me a snide smile as if to say "are you kidding?". I started sweating and I wanted to just run out of there. Needless to say, that box of condoms is still unopened.

Me too. 2024 is when they expire. I bought them at least 2 years ago.

 

[Baldingegghead]

Imagine buying condoms over the counter. Even if i was a dick slinging normfag i would only order them. That shits embarrassing.

 

[Oroborus]

Fap with them on

 

[mbhan]

use them to make balloons

 

[mbhan]

fill them with water and freeze. free swords (insert them in your butt)

 

[Pancakecel]

Make water balloons and chuck them at couples

 

[Justdone]

use them to make balloons

fill them with water and freeze. free swords (insert them in your butt)

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Reminds me when in middle school, we had some sex ed class and in the end of one of them, they gave to everyone in the class one condom each.
I gave mine to another dude bc I didn't know what I could do with this.
14 year-old me already knew about my incel condition.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

she gave me a snide smile as if to say "are you kidding?"

Would legit go ER on her.

 

[Glerforpus]

You went to her and just bought a package of condoms? Bold

 

[zephyr]

...thinking I might get lucky someday. There was a Beckie at the counter and when I put the condoms down she gave me a snide smile as if to say "are you kidding?". I started sweating and I wanted to just run out of there. Needless to say, that box of condoms is still unopened.

Return the very box if you see this Beckie at the counter after all that time.

 

[Nordicel94]

You went to her and just bought a package of condoms? Bold

Optimism can do that to a fella

 

[Shrek]

You should have used them on her

 

[FukFeminism]

Sounds like a larp. Even for a heartless woman saying “are you kidding?” sounds very far fetched. At most shed give you a doubtful look, or laugh about it after you’re gone.

 

[Nordicel94]

Sounds like a larp. Even for a heartless woman saying “are you kidding?” sounds very far fetched. At most shed give you a doubtful look, or laugh about it after you’re gone.

I wrote "smiled as if to say"

 

[FukFeminism]

I wrote "smiled as if to say"

To be honest, when reading your post I somehow didn’t register that. My apologies, there are a lot of bullshit stories posted here and I am I naturally skeptical person.

 

[Nordicel94]

To be honest, when reading your post I somehow didn’t register that. My apologies, there are a lot of bullshit stories posted here and I am I naturally skeptical person.

Fair enough man!

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I bought some condoms too and never used em


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