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When I was 17, I tried to steal a milf from her husband and failed miserably

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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It was on an old instagram account, I was 17 at the time I believe. I dmed her and said hi, we talked for a bit, she was early 30s, blonde, cute, and had 3 kids and a tall oofy doofy husband.

After talking to her for a bit, I tried to hit on her nicely and subtlety at first, but then she ghosted me. So after that I told her that if she gave me a chance I could make her cum much harder than her husband ever could, she ignored that too, but I got a kick out of thinking of her reaction to that. I doubt she’s had a decent orgasm in ages and had a lot of pent up sexual frustration with that delicious smelly little pussy :ahegao: .

This was around the time I was starting to give up actually trying with these girls so I just started trolling them. I knew I had no chance regardless of how I acted so why bother being a gentlemen. I just said whatever I wanted. They don’t get to just deny me of love and expect not to hear from me, for me not to bother them.
 
Tales from the BBC gooncaves of Memphis.
 
You handled the situation completely wrong.

You should’ve waited until she opens up to you about her husband and then slowly but deeply cut the relationship between them, after you fucked up their marriage you should’ve gotten her drunk and then fucked her
 
Only Chad can pull off this trick
 
You handled the situation completely wrong.

You should’ve waited until she opens up to you about her husband and then slowly but deeply cut the relationship between them, after you fucked up their marriage you should’ve gotten her drunk and then fucked her
 

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