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JFL When I almost went to escort

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I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw this old escort booking I made over 7 years ago, how quickly time passes. That was the same time when ER was making drives to Arizona to buy lottery tickets, I spent a lot of time looking up escorts online and I even had asked one if she could offer "dark room blowjobs" as I didn't want to have to interact with her in a well lit room.

I finally plucked up the courage to make a booking with a busty red head in February 2013 but I was so high inhib I cancelled it, it was partly because I was still blue pulled, I felt as though I was selling myself out by losing virginity to escort. That is my entire sex life in that screenshot, a cancelled escort booking.
 

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I finally plucked up the courage to make a booking with a busty red head in February 2013 but I was so high inhib I cancelled it, it was partly because I was still blue pulled, I felt as though I was selling myself out by losing virginity to escort. That is my entire sex life in that screenshot, a cancelled escort booking.

Brutal, yet mogs me. Never even had the courage to book an escort.
 
well u cant help it, there are a bunch of whores who live near me i guess i can lose it to them
 
I kinda do want to book an escort but they are way too expensive. I am from USA and they cost about $300. I am not a cuck who will pay $300 just for some starfish sex and continue to inflate the value of foids.
Brutal, yet mogs me. Never even had the courage to book an escort.
I am also kind of scared to go to an escort but it is also hella expensive. How much do escorts cost for you?
 
What kind of escort books in 0.15 hour segments?

Oof.
 
I booked for 15 minutes for a blowjob but looking back it was silly, you should at least book half an hour or an hour, preferably an hour.
 
Escorts vary highly in price here, the younger they are the higher it is. I like to look at old milfs tbh, they don’t ask for much and are honestly a safe pick lol
 
That is my entire sex life in that screenshot, a cancelled escort booking.

More than me.

I would like to book like that. But bookings are only with a phone call. And I am too afraid to call.
 
Miss Hardcore. JFL :lul::lul::lul:
 
I booked for 15 minutes for a blowjob but looking back it was silly, you should at least book half an hour or an hour, preferably an hour.

Most escorts have invisible hpv cancer warts, so be very careful.
 
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I never had the money to hire them.

But I always think about the experience.
 
I don't think I could escortmaxx even if I wanted to.
That shit would be such an unbelievably awkward experience.
 
maybe she still works. go try again :forcedsmile:
 
What kind of escort books in 0.15 hour segments?

Oof.

Romanian trash, street walkers and the odd drug addicted slapper who is operating on Adultwork.

Adultwork does have some decent providers on it but a lot of the girls on there are pretty bottom of the barrel. When I was first escortceling over a decade ago i got caught out twice with low quality girls.
 
Romanian trash, street walkers and the odd drug addicted slapper who is operating on Adultwork.

Adultwork does have some decent providers on it but a lot of the girls on there are pretty bottom of the barrel. When I was first escortceling over a decade ago i got caught out twice with low quality girls.

AW is a mixed bag.

Honestly these days I just stick with agencies despite the extra cost, AW is such a pain in the ass, with the number of bait-and-switch scams out there.
 
AW is a mixed bag.

Honestly these days I just stick with agencies despite the extra cost, AW is such a pain in the ass, with the number of bait-and-switch scams out there.

Yeah - When it comes to AW I would stick to fairly long established providers who have lots of feed back. I always investigate those leaving the feedback as well because a fair bit of it is fake. Right now the two escorts I see on the regular are on Adultwork but one had her own website and another used to work for an agency years ago.

Where I live the agencies aren't what they used to be back around 2008-2014 we had some really top notch escort agencies. There was one run by an ex-proza and she was a little snobbish about who she would let near her girls. A lot of them were really nice middle class types who were from surrounding towns. Great times were had. The other had slightly lower quality girls and they did the bait and switch sometimes but a lot of their girls were young and generally students and I likewise had great experiences for the most part. Now the main agency are a bit dodgy. Some of their girls are trash from Eastern Europe but they have some decent ones that come and go. Overall I can't complain for what they charge.
 
Yeah - When it comes to AW I would stick to fairly long established providers who have lots of feed back. I always investigate those leaving the feedback as well because a fair bit of it is fake. Right now the two escorts I see on the regular are on Adultwork but one had her own website and another used to work for an agency years ago.

Where I live the agencies aren't what they used to be back around 2008-2014 we had some really top notch escort agencies. There was one run by an ex-proza and she was a little snobbish about who she would let near her girls. A lot of them were really nice middle class types who were from surrounding towns. Great times were had. The other had slightly lower quality girls and they did the bait and switch sometimes but a lot of their girls were young and generally students and I likewise had great experiences for the most part. Now the main agency are a bit dodgy. Some of their girls are trash from Eastern Europe but they have some decent ones that come and go. Overall I can't complain for what they charge.

JFL, I only started this hobby less than two years ago, right about when I moved to the UK, so am not as well versed in the local history of whore agencies. You in the London area? I have a feeling I know which agencies you're referring to.
 
JFL, I only started this hobby less than two years ago, right about when I moved to the UK, so am not as well versed in the local history of whore agencies. You in the London area? I have a feeling I know which agencies you're referring to.

No mate - I'm up the midlands. To an extent I think the Birmingham and Manchester scenes suffered a little because of a lot of the girls want to live and work down in London for some reason since the economy improved since 2013-14 a lot of the high class girls work down London. Back when I started punting the recession was hitting so there were a lot of pretty girls working in Birmingham because they could make decent money. Also I think the Birmingham scene is a little more skeevy than the London scene. We had a lot of brothels operating at a bit of a cut price.

We had two of our main brothels busted in the space of 5 years. There was this one called "the pump club" which had some decent girls working there but they had some trouble and the police raided it and they had tasers, pepper spray and other shit. Then more recently Libra Sauna which was huge. They must have had 20 girls working there on a given night. Everyone knew about it. I never went there precisely because I was expecting it to get busted. The owner was kidnapped by some gangsters and driven around for hours while they demanded £250,000 so the police had to raid it. It was funny as well because the police and Birmingham city council pretended they didn't know about it even though plenty of people from both patronised the place.
 
brutal OP.
dont worry though, youre among friends now
 
JFL low IQ normies think 0.15 hr = 15 minutes :lul: what a nice way to scam blupillers lol
""b..b.but it said 15 minutes"
"No, no honey it's 0.15 hours" :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:


:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Either way, what kind of idiot pays for 15 mins, I'll pay for an hour and if I cum early I'll lie there and wait a while and fuck her again before the hour is up
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Either way, what kind of idiot pays for 15 mins, I'll pay for an hour and if I cum early I'll lie there and wait a while and fuck her again before the hour is up

People who are broke but really want to see a particular foid and they hope they can talk her into staying for an extra 5 minutes if he can't nut in 15.
 
People who are broke but really want to see a particular foid and they hope they can talk her into staying for an extra 5 minutes if he can't nut in 15.

So idiots then lol

If you are broke you shouldn't be paying for sex and JFL at thinking a woman that peddles her holes will "like you" and give you some charity minutes
 
No mate - I'm up the midlands. To an extent I think the Birmingham and Manchester scenes suffered a little because of a lot of the girls want to live and work down in London for some reason since the economy improved since 2013-14 a lot of the high class girls work down London. Back when I started punting the recession was hitting so there were a lot of pretty girls working in Birmingham because they could make decent money. Also I think the Birmingham scene is a little more skeevy than the London scene. We had a lot of brothels operating at a bit of a cut price.

We had two of our main brothels busted in the space of 5 years. There was this one called "the pump club" which had some decent girls working there but they had some trouble and the police raided it and they had tasers, pepper spray and other shit. Then more recently Libra Sauna which was huge. They must have had 20 girls working there on a given night. Everyone knew about it. I never went there precisely because I was expecting it to get busted. The owner was kidnapped by some gangsters and driven around for hours while they demanded £250,000 so the police had to raid it. It was funny as well because the police and Birmingham city council pretended they didn't know about it even though plenty of people from both patronised the place.

Don't think there are brothels in central London except for a handful of walk-ups in Soho. I have never been there because I'm too low inhib to ever meet another punter. Kings' Cross had a reputation as a seedy place, but from what I can tell these days, it's rapidly gentrifying thanks to all the richfag students at SOAS and UCL.

Half the agency whores are working out of South Kensington, Earls' Court, and Knightsbridge, basically where all the richfag sandcels live. There are also smaller groups in the serviced apartments around Paddington and Canary Wharf.

It was funny as well because the police and Birmingham city council pretended they didn't know about it even though plenty of people from both patronised the place.
JFL, sounds about it
So idiots then lol

If you are broke you shouldn't be paying for sex and JFL at thinking a woman that peddles her holes will "like you" and give you some charity minutes

I've had a couple of holes let me go over the clock without saying anything, but don't get me wrong, I'm not under the impression that any of them like me, it's just another ploy to get me to return or to commit to an even greater financial transaction, JFL. If you manage to get 80 minutes out of a 1-hour booking, it's the sexual equivalent of a restaurant manager giving you an extra glass of wine on the house. Nothing personal, just business.

But some punters actually do try to squeeze 30 out of 15. There's a reason why a lot of whores set a half- or one-hour minimum.
 
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No mate - I'm up the midlands. To an extent I think the Birmingham and Manchester scenes suffered a little because of a lot of the girls want to live and work down in London for some reason since the economy improved since 2013-14 a lot of the high class girls work down London.

My observations is the opposite. A lot of London Eastern European girls fled London in 2013-2017 as the price of renting, dodgy landlords and congestion zone charges (for clients) as well as raised rail and underground fares, meant many former London faces went to Birmingham and Manchester as business dropped.

I haven't punted in central London since July 2017 and the last girl I saw ended up relocating to Cambridge instead.

The girls who remained in London their fees went up from £80 30 minute quickies to £200 for an hour. Totally overpriced for post wall hitters.

We had two of our main brothels busted in the space of 5 years. There was this one called "the pump club" which had some decent girls working there but they had some trouble and the police raided it and they had tasers, pepper spray and other shit. Then more recently Libra Sauna which was huge. They must have had 20 girls working there on a given night. Everyone knew about it. I never went there precisely because I was expecting it to get busted. The owner was kidnapped by some gangsters and driven around for hours while they demanded £250,000 so the police had to raid it. It was funny as well because the police and Birmingham city council pretended they didn't know about it even though plenty of people from both patronised the place.

Not uncommon for there to be gangland killing or police and councillor corruption when not enforcing illegal activties such as prostitution rings. Usually if someone gets busted its because they weren't paying, or fully declaring, their dues. Same with drug gangs, nothing to do with "oh they got caught", the police knew but if gangs pull a fast one on the local mafia and hide money- that's when they send in the police battering rams aka the "big red key".

There's a strip club where I live that now has a "penthouse flat" that is blatantly a brothel for VIPS (Police, Councillors, Rich Businessmen). As the extras in the champagne room were attracting too much attention from do-gooders or Joe Average (uanware they are jealous incels) with hidden cameras on behalf of white knighting feminist campaigners. Some strip clubs got raided up North so the owner was taking no chances with an off limits penthouse above champagne room or even "platinum private function" rooms.
 
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I finally plucked up the courage to make a booking with a busty red head in February 2013 but I was so high inhib I cancelled it, it was partly because I was still blue pulled, I felt as though I was selling myself out by losing virginity to escort. That is my entire sex life in that screenshot, a cancelled escort booking.

You're in Manchester no? :D

Found a review of the escort in question. She retired from minecraft in 2015 and apparently is/wqas fat as fuck IRL. Dress size 16.

Not the girl but a example of BBW fashion of that size>

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Might get banned for foid worship now? :rolleyes:
 
Might get banned for foid worship now? :rolleyes:

Put images in a spoiler container, that way its up the individual to open up the image, if they choose to look for it they can't really call it worship as they wanted to see it, its out of sight out of mind
 
You're in Manchester no? :D

Found a review of the escort in question. She retired from minecraft in 2015 and apparently is/wqas fat as fuck IRL. Dress size 16.

Not the girl but a example of BBW fashion of that size>

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Might get banned for foid worship now? :rolleyes:

No but was living there at the time, she wasn't a land whale, she was pale with dyed red hair and large tits. There are a lot of escorts in that city living in those expensive city apartments.
 
I've always thought escorts require NT behavior tbh. It isn't like there is a switch you can turn on and off from being an introverted loner into being someone that can ask for sex and negotiate with a woman straight up.
 
Sorry to bump old thread but was just wondering if someone could share with me info about that escort chick I can't find anything on AW when I search for "Miss Hardcore". I potentially want a go on her even though I never seen escort before. Thanx
 

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