News When being Chad isn't enough: Schizomaxxed drugmaxxed NEET Chad beheads his parents and dog

[SnakeCel]

The news article:

Deranged suspect DECAPITATES his parents and their dog

Joseph Gerdvil, 41, is accused of killing and decapitating his parents and dogs on Tuesday morning in what cops described as a 'horrific scene.'

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His instagram:

His YouTube Channel:

https://youtube.com/@josephgerdvil-e2p?si=muHPPaaN02_Fn9oI

JFL at that first pic

Apparently this guy is a 41 year old Chad in Southern California (in the USA) who got addicted to drugs and lived with his parents in their mobile trailer home. Despite being on drugs his parents let him be a NEET with them and leech off of them. Probably because he is a Chad and has good looks so they allow it; most of us would probably not be afforded the same opportunity if we were in his position. He had an argument with them because they didn't want him in drugs. Then he went sicko mode on his parents and their dog, killed them all, decapitated them, and got covered in blood. Then he was seen chasing after a maintenance worker and the cops got called on him, and then he stole a golf cart and tried to drive away on it to escape. The cops shot him several times and caught him, and now he is in the hospital.

He will probably serve a long sentence for his crimes, but if the judge is female and the jury is majority female, maybe it will be a bit lighter or in a cushier prison because of his looks. And surely some foids on Facebook will claim he is innocent and just needs mental help and that he should be freed (because of how he looks). We would not recieve such treatment, that's for sure.

 

[VictimofBpillReaper]

My nigga lost on easy mode jfl

 

[swarthcel]

Look at the back in the first pick.

So you tell me a mentally deranged drug addict with no future ahead gets to feel love but I not?

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Between the story, pic, and youtube this is one if the most schizo things ive seen in a while. Truly just a crazy methhead lunatic.

I want to see someone catfish using his pics to see how great of a personality this is

 

[Initium]

Look at the back in the first pick.

So you tell me a mentally deranged drug addict with no future ahead gets to feel love but I not?

Yes.

 

[aswellfella]

He will probably serve a long sentence for his crimes, but if the judge is female and the jury is majority female, maybe it will be a bit lighter or in a cushier prison because of his looks. And surely some foids on Facebook will claim he is innocent and just needs mental help and that he should be freed (because of how he looks). We would not recieve such treatment, that's for sure.

Why female judges and jurors shouldn't be allowed

Also

Pretty good case for capital punishment, if he had done this in the 40s he'd be shipped off to the Q and then thrown in the gas chambers.

 

[SnakeCel]

Why female judges and jurors shouldn't be allowed

Also

Pretty good case for capital punishment, if he had done this in the 40s he'd be shipped off to the Q and then thrown in the gas chambers.

And California has almost gotten rid of the death penalty completely, due to action by their state governor. So there is almost zero chance he will get a lethal injection and die for his crimes.

 

[Emba]

@Darth_Aurelius thoughts on golfcartmaxxing after you've beheadingmaxxed?

They are all fun and games until the battery dies... Or the fuel runs out...

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

If he gets away with the crime while pleading for insanity that would be the icing on the cake