ShadowTheEdgehog
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We live in a world of things seen and unseen and I would also add things that should never be seen.
My eyeballs are sweating.
Witness this creature, witness its magnificence. Ponder on its proproportions.
And then realize...
someone will put his jimmy in this double donkey.
Men used to get on rinky dinky nutshells made of wood and boneglue to harvest beasts of this nature from the great seas, to harvest them for the value of their blubber,
for the sustenance of their families.
This thing fucks. Planets.
This thing fucks. You rot.
This thing receives positive attention.
You rot.
10 years ago I uploaded a youtube video for the first time in my life. I got one comment.
"Fuck you faggot"
Look at the comments this prehistoric monstrosity is getting.
Look and see,
the sun rising
across the blubber,
look at this shit. LOOK.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXoFf7LZgM4
My sister used to work in the ER. She would tell tales of creatures yet unidentifyed, some in excess of 500lbs.
She told me of the how the crew of the ER had to employ hooks and ropes to lift the many fold layers of fat of the creatures, to access the vital organs for operations.
She would tell of the bone chilling scenes that would unfold without failure everytime one of these,.... things ended up in the ER.
The stench.
The stench.
Entire pizzas stuck in armpits.
Mountains of solidified sweat, grime and skin scabs stuck in himalayan assfolds, enough for a gravy train, enough to make entire nations submit under the threat of biological warfare.
Oh God, what has become of your creation.
Please, end us.
Thanks.
My eyeballs are sweating.
Witness this creature, witness its magnificence. Ponder on its proproportions.
And then realize...
someone will put his jimmy in this double donkey.
Men used to get on rinky dinky nutshells made of wood and boneglue to harvest beasts of this nature from the great seas, to harvest them for the value of their blubber,
for the sustenance of their families.
This thing fucks. Planets.
This thing fucks. You rot.
This thing receives positive attention.
You rot.
10 years ago I uploaded a youtube video for the first time in my life. I got one comment.
"Fuck you faggot"
Look at the comments this prehistoric monstrosity is getting.
Look and see,
the sun rising
across the blubber,
look at this shit. LOOK.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXoFf7LZgM4
My sister used to work in the ER. She would tell tales of creatures yet unidentifyed, some in excess of 500lbs.
She told me of the how the crew of the ER had to employ hooks and ropes to lift the many fold layers of fat of the creatures, to access the vital organs for operations.
She would tell of the bone chilling scenes that would unfold without failure everytime one of these,.... things ended up in the ER.
The stench.
The stench.
Entire pizzas stuck in armpits.
Mountains of solidified sweat, grime and skin scabs stuck in himalayan assfolds, enough for a gravy train, enough to make entire nations submit under the threat of biological warfare.
Oh God, what has become of your creation.
Please, end us.
Thanks.