Experiment What’s your escort body count?

[ADHD_cel]

Kek

 

[Animecel2D]

1 (your mother)

 

[currycel⁰]

1 (your mother)

 

[BasedStalin]

Had sex with? Zero.
I did something else to 7 of them

 

[ChrolloLucilfer04]

0
and sorry for fellow brocels i dont consider escorts as ascension

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Had sex with? Zero.
I did something else to 7 of them

do tell

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

1 ( i think) not sure if it actually happened or not, i was like near blackout drunk

 

[Stupid Clown]

1 (your mother)

 

[Stupid Clown]

0 I don't give money to women, I'm not a simp.

 

[BasedStalin]

do tell

i can't.
But i'll share an absolutely not related to this funny pic that absolutely doesn't mean anything, JFL:

View: https://imgur.com/a/jpWIcGE

 

[LeFrenchCel]

i can't.
But i'll share an absolutely not related to this funny pic that absolutely doesn't mean anything, JFL:

View: https://imgur.com/a/jpWIcGE

Based driver

 

[ADHD_cel]

@Luzifer

 

[Luzifer]

Maybe more than 100 i dont care anymore

 

[Luzifer]

I spent too much money on them while i was 19 to 20 now i am just gaslighting them when i am drunk and kicked out of brothels mang, its ovER they are all the same stupid whores

 

[ADHD_cel]

Maybe more than 100 i dont care anymore

Mogger

 

[ahenobarbus]

i do not have the capabilities to interact with females on a sexual level

 

[Luzifer]

Mogger

It was my time in vienna where i fucked the most for 50 bucks half an hour

 

[ADHD_cel]

It was my time in vienna where i fucked the most for 50 bucks half an hour

I’ve never escortcelled outside of Germany. Here you can always find nice professional sites and forums with escort reviews. It’s not that easy to avoid getting scammed elsewhere.

 

[Luzifer]

On escort sites they charge 120 Euro plus mang this is is super expensive

 

[runforrest]

0 im khhv

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Escorts are disgusting plus Id never pay for sex. Thats cuck shit.

 

[NoMoreHope]

It was my time in vienna where i fucked the most for 50 bucks half an hour

must have been gypsy whores with stinky hairy va-jay-jays

 

[PersonalityChad]

I'm a virgin.

 

[Feeshtu]

20 years ago, I hired a few escorts.
But I quit a long time ago. I would just rather spend the money on other things.
Call me a loser cuck, but I would rather have a new pair of shoes or add to my movie collection.
There was always a sadness that swept over me after seeing an escort. A profound sense of despair.
I had to pay to get sex. While she fucks guys she likes for free all the time.
But if I could pay a reasonable amount to fuck Margot Robbie…..I would.

 

[scortcel_esp]

More than 100 noodlewhores for sure

 

[Saint Cho]

1 (your mother)

 

[Saigon Depression]

11

 

[incelerated]

i do not have the capabilities to interact with females on a sexual level

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Mine is like 50, but I don't escortcel anymore these days. My libido is very low and it doesn't bring me joy.

 

[ADHD_cel]

My libido is very low and it doesn't bring me joy.

Same. On the one hand it’s just the agepill + depression + insomnia. On the other hand fukin cheap hot escorts is becoming harder and harder with the years because Stacys are now on Onlyfans/Insta.

 

[war_with_myself]

0 fr

 

[Twinkcel]

I’m pretty sure it’s over 500. When I’m in Thailand I do 3-4 different hoes a day

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Same. On the one hand it’s just the agepill + depression + insomnia. On the other hand fukin cheap hot escorts is becoming harder and harder with the years because Stacys are now on Onlyfans/Insta.

Yeah it's getting more expensive every month. Even the landwhales are charging the same price as skinny blonde Stacies these days. It's a fucking rip-off.

I'm still pretty young (23) so I think the cause of my low libido is depression and me being sick all the time.

 

[Immolator]

none zero

 

[Speed]

0

The roastiest of beefs

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Over 500 non escort foids

 

[BrokenAndThrownAway]

lost count

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Somewhere in the single digits(including your mother)