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I found a new youtuber incel. I like him. He makes good content, but he asked what was wrong with him, what prevents him from entering a sexual relationship?? Here's my two brutal cents:

1. Voicepill- he has a gay jew voice that dries pussy up.
2. Racepill- not white, or at least not white looking. Jew nose, and jew ears. Possibly hispanic, yet seems too jewish personality wise to attract thughoe beaner cunt.
3. Teeth- he has rat teeth that pop out all the time, which further enforce his rat animal persona. Probably because he mouth breathes.
4. Overall he is just very rat like. That squeaky voice. The way he hunches over and seems small. I would not be surprised if he was born on the year of the Rat, and was a rat in the Chinese Zodiac, which elaborates that they find success in the workplace and business, but never in relationships.
5. Dead eyes & lack of facial expression of an autist consistently fail to ignite a "spark" in females. Women do not want to breed assburger children.
6. He does in fact have a bad personality, because incels are NEVER allowed to whine, or have feelings other than positivity to normans. He is probably INTP.
7. He speaks like a no-fun weird science autist who spends all his time reading Physics books, and not mumble rap. He puts way too much emphasis on logic. It is more relatable for women to be approached intellectually at the level of a child, and not like a brow-beating professor.
8. Bad fashion, what is that polo, with a shitty american flag patched on his arm? Yeah, Chad can get away with that shit, not you.
9. His skin is greasy, even shot in black and white, the greasiness is palpable. He feels like a greasy jew that can only score with some scheme that would get him #MeTooed later.
10. If the Norwood reaper got him, he'd be a dead ringer for Jon Lovitz, sans the fame or wit:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb1xh-_8t18

This is less my objective opinion, and more my analysis of what probably goes on in the reptile part of the female brain upon 5 seconds of viewing him. As Jon Lovitz puts it, I think he's champagne, but to foids, he's just a fat forgettable piece of shit that would probably commit suicide after getting rejected by the only shot he'd ever have.
 
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Brutal assessment. It never began.
 
but to foids, he's just a fat forgettable piece of shit that would probably commit suicide after getting rejected by the only shot he'd ever have.
I kek'd ngl
 

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYq67DZ0kA


I found a new youtuber incel. I like him. He makes good content, but he asked what was wrong with him, what prevents him from entering a sexual relationship?? Here's my two brutal cents:

1. Voicepill- he has a gay jew voice that dries pussy up.
2. Racepill- not white, or at least not white looking. Jew nose, and jew ears. Possibly hispanic, yet seems too jewish personality wise to attract thughoe beaner cunt.
3. Teeth- he has rat teeth that pop out all the time, which further enforce his rat animal persona. Probably because he mouth breathes.
4. Overall he is just very rat like. That squeaky voice. The way he hunches over and seems small. I would not be surprised if he was born on the year of the Rat, and was a rat in the Chinese Zodiac, which elaborates that they find success in the workplace and business, but never in relationships.
5. Dead eyes & lack of facial expression of an autist consistently fail to ignite a "spark" in females. Women do not want to breed assburger children.
6. He does in fact have a bad personality, because incels are NEVER allowed to whine, or have feelings other than positivity to normans. He is probably INTP.
7. He speaks like a no-fun weird science autist who spends all his time reading Physics books, and not mumble rap. He puts way too much emphasis on logic. It is more relatable for women to be approached intellectually at the level of a child, and not like a brow-beating professor.
8. Bad fashion, what is that polo, with a shitty american flag patched on his arm? Yeah, Chad can get away with that shit, not you.
9. His skin is greasy, even shot in black and white, the greasiness is palpable. He feels like a greasy jew that can only score with some scheme that would get him #MeTooed later.
10. If the Norwood reaper got him, he'd be a dead ringer for Jon Lovitz, sans the fame or wit:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb1xh-_8t18

This is less my objective opinion, and more my analysis of what probably goes on in the reptile part of the female brain upon 5 seconds of viewing him. As Jon Lovitz puts it, I think he's champagne, but to foids, he's just a fat forgettable piece of shit that would probably commit suicide after getting rejected by the only shot he'd ever have.

Your assessment is brootal, he doesn't seem that bad looking to me.
It is over for me.
 
Although he might mog some of us here, the standards are so high that even he doesn't have a chance, sad .
 
Your assessment is brootal, he doesn't seem that bad looking to me.
It is over for me.
You're right he's not that bad looking. He's average looking. THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

He is also intelligent in an unattractive high-neuroticism sort of way. I do think his bad personality :soy: factors heavily into his incel status, but it's really his looks. He's attractive enough to be let into the friend-zone, but not attractive enough to get out of it. That's insulting to most men, but for some trucels like me, we can't even get that far.
 
He looks beta and bloated, 0 angularity, no analysis beyond this is needed
 
Loled at gay Jew voice
 
Good assesment, and yeah it's over for him.
@AsiaCel @PPEcel is there any merit to the theory of being born in year of the rat? I was born in year of the horse, does that bode well for me or not?
 
Good assesment, and yeah it's over for him.
@AsiaCel @PPEcel is there any merit to the theory of being born in year of the rat? I was born in year of the horse, does that bode well for me or not?
there's no merit to that shit. I wrote that as a joke. I just wanted to throw extra rat facts in. If I had to add another one, his black and white footage does him no service, as he looks increasingly like the grey furred "Chuck E Cheese" trying to to hustle you into games and pizza
 
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Good assesment, and yeah it's over for him.
@AsiaCel @PPEcel is there any merit to the theory of being born in year of the rat? I was born in year of the horse, does that bode well for me or not?
I don't give a fuck about that kind of shit

I was born in the year of the dragon and I have the SMV of a cockroach
 
I don't give a fuck about that kind of shit

I was born in the year of the dragon and I have the SMV of a cockroach
Fuck, that's the most extreme example for me, I'm sold
 
Fuck, that's the most extreme example for me, I'm sold

It's just as stupid as astrology, only foids and boomers could ever take stock into shit like that
 
Fat, shitty eye are and shitty nose. That's the gist of it.
Didn't see the video but all the personality traits you spoke about are mine as well. No expression, too much focus on logic like an assburger. No positivity.
4. Overall he is just very rat like. That squeaky voice. The way he hunches over and seems small. I would not be surprised if he was born on the year of the Rat, and was a rat in the Chinese Zodiac, which elaborates that they find success in the workplace and business, but never in relationships.
:feelskek: :feelskek:
 

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