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Based What's the worst pick up line you know?

Uglyme

Uglyme

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Mine is: so many curves and me without brakes

I actually said that to a girl in my blue pilled days and she hit me with her bag.
 
I heard this one on the radio. "Hey bade. I just shit my pants can I get in yours?"
 
All pick up lines are bad if ur ugly
 
"I love u more than my myself". Cuckold pickup line
 
"How about you follow me to my car so I can show you my car?"
 
wesh mamy, zinek ykheraj la3sel mel baklawa.
Tenor 2
 
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
 
In Swedish: ”tjena kexet står du här och smular?”
Translation: ”whats up cookie, you standing here crumbling?”
 
Get your rat out
 
Are you a beaver? 'Cause dam(n).
 
I respect women..
 
hey babe let me tap that ass you stupid whore
 
I’ve got so much karma on incel tears from protecting m’lady from the hateful inkwels. I know you want to date me because of that.
 
Mine is: so many curves and me without brakes

I actually said that to a girl in my blue pilled days and she hit me with her bag.
:feelskek:
 
I used to constantly quote Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother, thinking it would get me laid.
 
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
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