Experiment Whats the worst normalfag advice you have recieved?

[Bakura806]

Some of the worst advice I have ever heard had to do with " Just buy a watch bro girls love fancy guys", like a fucking small device that tells time that is barely noticeable placed on my small wrists will make my face less ugly and " Just get a nice wallet bro chicks love guys with money" that has to be one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. Yeah just buy an expensive item that is concealed in your pocket and is only tells foids that you are a betabuxx cuck when ever you decide to pull it out to try to impress them. It's like these fucking morons are just trying to mock us with their bullshit advice that they know is a lie.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

My brother literally told me to "Just be yourself" unironically. Hes a virgin also.

 

[Bakura806]

My brother literally told me to "Just be yourself" unironically. Hes a virgin also.

thats usually what the media and pop culture portray which is a lie

 

[Honeypot]

Some of the worst advice I have ever heard had to do with " Just buy a watch bro girls love fancy guys", like a fucking small device that tells time that is barely noticeable placed on my small wrists will make my face less ugly and " Just get a nice wallet bro chicks love guys with money" that has to be one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. Yeah just buy an expensive item that is concealed in your pocket and is only tells foids that you are a betabuxx cuck when ever you decide to pull it out to try to impress them. It's like these fucking morons are just trying to mock us with their bullshit advice that they know is a lie.

just be chad bro

 

[tooth monster]

"just b urself"

 

[ihaveno1]

counselor told me once to "just say hi or good morning" to ppl at school and "maybe it would turn into a friendship" just lol.. he was a typical boomer and was rly surprised when i told him that kids dont ever say hi to each other anymore and just think it's weird. That was actually the last time i ever saw that shitty therapist

 

[Michael15651]

That females have different preferences.

 

[Bakura806]

counselor told me once to "just say hi or good morning" to ppl at school and "maybe it would turn into a friendship" just lol.. he was a typical boomer and was rly surprised when i told him that kids dont ever say hi to each other anymore and just think it's weird. That was actually the last time i ever saw that shitty therapist

same my parents said similar shit to me, but times are different now back then that might have worked, without the presence of the internet and social media, but now everyone is cold

 

[monkaGIGA]

take a shower br0

 

[ihaveno1]

now everyone is cold

tbh.. this generation is the worst

 

[Deleted member 16455]

"Just put yourself out there"

 

[Joelossus]

That females have different preferences.

This basically means that they like different types of Chads

"Just put yourself out there"

 

[virgin4life]

"Just stop searching and eventually she will just find you"

Most retarded piece of shit advice ever.

 

[Gengar]

There is someone for everyone!

Literally the dumbest advice ever. Even personality and confidence bullshit are more believable.

 

[Mugcuck]

"There's someone out there for everyone!" or "There is no reason to feel bad about yourself, just be confident!".

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

counselor told me once to "just say hi or good morning" to ppl at school and "maybe it would turn into a friendship" just lol.. he was a typical boomer and was rly surprised when i told him that kids dont ever say hi to each other anymore and just think it's weird. That was actually the last time i ever saw that shitty therapist

boomers telling you to 'just wink at her, son!' never gets old.

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

"There's someone out there for everyone!" or "There is no reason to feel bad about yourself, just be confident!".

 

[ihaveno1]

boomers telling you to 'just wink at her, son!' never gets old.

lmao he told me advice just like that and said "sit next to a girl and say good morning to her, pick a cute one" just lol...

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

lmao he told me advice just like that and said "sit next to a girl and say good morning to her, pick a cute one" just lol...

 

[IncelGenocide]

Just...

• join a gang and become a violent thug for street cred and jail tattoos
• scam several hundreds of thousands for plastic surgeries
• get tibia & femur 5 inch leg lengthening at Paley with Precise method
• change your phenotype by injecting experimental peptides
• take human growth hormone
• inject trenbolone acetate and maintain perfect diet / workout schedule
• get wraparound jaw implants
• get Le Fort III osteotomy
• perform risky eye color change surgery
• take dutasteride, finasteride, minoxidil, dermaneedle your scalp and then get a NW0 hair transplant
• perform voice lowering surgery by cutting your vocal cords open

bro

 

[Blue Squirtle]

"Do what you love and love will find you," like that's going to help a NEET.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Literally "just be yourself". It wasn't a normfag who told me tho, it was a 6'9 buff male model looking guy with a giant dick who had fucked at least 20 different girls by the age of 18.
I swear i can't make this shit up

 

[What the fuck]

Don't give up

 

[Deleted member 12355]

"get a haircut"

 

[Deleted member 1042]

retard:

man, if any of y'all are actually incels and buying into that poo poo, go to a therapist and find out what's up with your self esteem

then try and meet some chicks or something, i'onno.

i'm a hideous goblin and i've managed to have my share of hookups and relationships by just being chill/funny

the bar is so loving low for dudes because of how god damned gross most are, for seriously, match with someone on tinder, chat them up and like, dig into your brains for some wit and charm, don't be overt, don't innuendo, and let her lead the progression w/r/t pants feelings and possible flirting and sex poo poo.

if you're not saying gross poo poo or hollering for nudes after the first hour, you're probably already half way to having a lunch date

cultivate a respect and appreciation for women as human beings and not as the things that go around your dick when you've tricked them enough

 

[RollD20]

Some one told me to "put myself out there" forgot who it was.

 

[AntiPain]

• just be yourself
• women are attracted to funny men be funny
• have confidence that'll be enough

And the list goes on and on....

 

[Pigman]

Probably “be a nicer person br0”

 

[What the fuck]

Probably “be a nicer person br0”

OUCH.They called you a piece of trash? But when they deal with attractive shitty people,they forgive and tolerate them more.Just LOL the assholes just roast themselves.

 

[BrettyBoy]

‘Stop being such a shitty person’.

 

[What the fuck]

They expect us to make the hardests things such like having great personality,being funny,creative,smart bla bla bla

 

[IncelGenocide]

‘Stop being such a shitty person’.

They are correct if by "shitty person" they mean having high gonial angle, recessed maxilla and NW3 balding pattern with small frame and under 6 feet height.

 

[BrettyBoy]

They are correct if by "shitty person" they mean having high gonial angle, recessed maxilla and NW3 balding pattern with small frame and under 6 feet height.

It was some dude who claimed my personality was the problem basically.

 

[What the fuck]

It was some dude who claimed my personality was the problem basically.

they will always try to tell you,you are the problem.And they love to see you miserable,while they give that image of being helpfull by giving shitty advices they know won't work with you.But those mofos enjoy it,oh yeah.

 

[BrettyBoy]

they will always try to tell you,you are the problem.And they love to see you miserable,while they give that image of being helpfull by giving shitty advices they know won't work with you.But those mofos enjoy it,oh yeah.

The person also knows I live in a small town too which makes shit more difficult.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

So I'm going to write down 3 different advice that I have received from family. I can't pinpoint was the worst and I've received tons more but these 3 hurt the most or was the most fucking stupid

1) My cousin told me: "Just pick a girl!"
He seems to be under the illusion there are many females vying for my dick. We were hanging out and he was talking about his girlfriend. Saying he was having sex with other girls and unsure if he should get another girlfriend. I told him about my troubles that I can't ever seem to get a girlfriend. He told me to just go out and pick one and she is now your girlfriend. Told me not to think about it. Just go out and ask a girl out and she will then be my girlfriend. Our realities are so far apart I truly believe he thinks this is solid advice. No females want to talk to me let alone be my girlfriend and just walking up to a girl and claiming she is now my girlfriend is sexual harassment/rape so I have no fucking clue how the fuck he thinks I can do what he does. The Chad reality sounds like Heaven.

2) My Mom constantly tells me to marry a single Mom or find single Moms to go out and date. This is the same woman who told me to never "play the field" when I was younger and pounded the notion that a man finds a woman and sticks with her for life. So when I got older and now she is constantly telling me to date used-up goods(women) it is very saddening and pathetic on her part. I wasn't allowed to date multiple girls and it wasn't "right" for me to have sex without commitment YET SOMEHOW it is okay for a woman to have a spawn with a loser and have me take care of it? I understand that she has lost all hope of me finding a pure girl and this is a last resort so I don't die alone but the way her ethics have shifted in her old age is really concerning. Females will never realize how much of a fucking piece of shit you look like if you take care of a child who isn't yours biologically.

3) Every incel here has heard of this excuse ad nauseam but the one that irks me the most is: "Lower your standards!"
Why is it the man always has to lower his standards but the women must never settle and shoot for the moon in order to find happiness?
In 2019 my standards are incredibly high but by humanity/dignity standards they are shit low
A) A partner who is a virgin like me. Why is it not acceptable for a male virgin to want a female virgin as a partner? I understand there are no 15+yo virgins but then why can't any of these whores have a low body count? Every single fucking female has double and triple digit sexual partners! It's plain stupidity why the age of consent is so high in the first place.
B) Younger than 30. This is probably not viable anymore but I did want to have kids and a 30+yo bitch isn't giving healthy children. I wanted a teenage gf when I was a teenager. I wanted a teenage gf when I was in my 20s. I want a teenage gf now. Why? BECAUSE IT WOULD BE MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND!!!! There is no power dynamics when we are both each others firsts you fucking assholes!!

So there. Those are my standards. You got 1 arm? Are you a virgin? I'LL TAKE YOU! Got no legs? Are you a virgin? I'LL TAKE YOU! Don't speak English? Are you a virgin? I'LL TAKE YOU!
But in 2019 the only virgins out there are 12 year olds and I can't fuck 12 year olds thanks to the fucking government. So thanks government for fucking me over at every possible avenue in my life.

 

[What the fuck]

The person also knows I live in a small town too which makes shit more difficult.

Of course you don't want to cross path with him or encounter him randomly

 

[BrettyBoy]

Of course you don't want to cross path with him or encounter him randomly

Bet he lives in a massive town so he doesn’t know the struggle.

 

[Dionysus]

You will find someone

 

[What the fuck]

Bet he lives in a massive town so he doesn’t know the struggle.

could be.Which struggle you have? you have complications to relate socially with people in big places? what is it?

 

[BrettyBoy]

could be.Which struggle you have? you have complications to relate socially with people in big places? what is it?

I live in a small town and girls were creeped out when I approached them.

 

[What the fuck]

I live in a small town and girls were creeped out when I approached them.

Same with me.I tell you one funny story.It's real of course.A girl i liked once yelled me in front of the whole class telling me to leave her alone.I just laughted and told her she was exagerating.Like always i was a pervert for her.
Another one.One year i was new in the school and then another guy entered too.He said he was straight.The next year he was still saying he was straight.So one day he slapped the girl's ass.The one i liked.So i trough "crap.this guy has the same time in this school like me and he can do something i can't".
Now the final,near the end of the final grade,he admited he was gay.That was a hard hit for me.
How can a gay male do what i couldn't.And that's not all.Some people told me i have gay face LOL.I couldn't believe it.Everything was upside down.Story of my life.
Of course the gay was standard looking LOL.I was so dissapointed with reality man.I remember myself travelling on bus back home,being all depressed.

 

[Insomniac]

Just relax and be more natural br0

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

 

[Bangkok or bust]

"Lower your standards" as though your only going for models.

erm.. my standards aren't high I just don't want a fatty.

 

[Dropbox]

Just put yourself out there!
You just don't try!
Just stop caring and love will find you!

 

[BrettyBoy]

Same with me.I tell you one funny story.It's real of course.A girl i liked once yelled me in front of the whole class telling me to leave her alone.I just laughted and told her she was exagerating.Like always i was a pervert for her.
Another one.One year i was new in the school and then another guy entered too.He said he was straight.The next year he was still saying he was straight.So one day he slapped the girl's ass.The one i liked.So i trough "crap.this guy has the same time in this school like me and he can do something i can't".
Now the final,near the end of the final grade,he admited he was gay.That was a hard hit for me.
How can a gay male do what i couldn't.And that's not all.Some people told me i have gay face LOL.I couldn't believe it.Everything was upside down.Story of my life.
Of course the gay was standard looking LOL.I was so dissapointed with reality man.I remember myself travelling on bus back home,being all depressed.

Sucks.

 

[What the fuck]

Sucks.

T___T yeah,it couldn't be
And one day i told her i wanted to know her better but she just wanted me as a friend.So i asked but how,if you don't even know,that's why i want to know you more.She repeated AS A FRIEND.
Fuck logic in womans,never have faith in them.They just use sense when they find it convenient.They are not authentic.Those same girls tell you to be yourself.MY ASS xD

 

[HumanTrash]

Just be happy bro

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

"Just be yourself"
"Make her laugh br0"
"Go outside br0"

 

[What the fuck]

"Just be yourself"
"Make her laugh br0"
"Go outside br0"

i made her laught couple of times.Was useless x,D and i didn't make false hopes,but i was right.LOL.
Even someday i said something funny and the proffessor laughted but he didnt't look at me.He saw the guy behind me.HE TROUGH HE SAID IT AND NOT ME.After that i stoped trying to be funny.What's the point if even proffesors are stupid enought to dismiss your voice with other's.
I'm done,i'm gonna leave the other assholes to be funny