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Discussion What's the stupidest advice a Chad has given you?

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In highschool a Chad once told me that girls love poems so I managed to write some verses in a piece of paper and I gave them to my crush at that time during lunch break. The bitch was with other friends and she just threw the paper away and they just went away laughing. Never listened to chads again.
 
That's fucking brutal tbh.

But I've never gotten any advice from a Chad except "just lift brah." I lifted to the point where I was probably able to crush the soft putty skulls of bluepillers with one hand. Girls just straight up called me ugly. They didn't give a shit about my arms/legs. And there were the occasional few who would say "you're doing a good job, keep it up and you'll find a nice girl to marry one day" after completely tearing me apart for my looks, even though I was JACKED.

The advice I get from bluepillers I immediately throw out immediately because their advice is already a part of my monotonous daily cycle.
 
The only chad I personally know is my younger cousin. He's legit 8, he looks like a mexican version of chico lachowski. he's hiroshima nagasaki blackpill'd. He actually let me knew there's was no hope for me. I hate the faggot but at the same time, appreciate his frankness
 
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It wasn't from a Chad but a normalfag but it is still fucking retarded regardless. I quote him and I'm going to use his exact words:

"Just open up to people more"

JFL at that advice.
 
It wasn't from a Chad but a normalfag but it is still fucking retarded regardless. I quote him and I'm going to use his exact words:

"Just open up to people more"

JFL at that advice.

jfl, how the hell are we supossed to "open up to people" when we get 2 words responses, if not just downright ignored
 
jfl, how the hell are we supossed to "open up to people" when we get 2 words responses, if not just downright ignored
Chads & normalfags are both retarded because they have and never will experience how the social hierarchy works from our point of view, they can only understand & experience it from their point of view and they consider it a "fact" and that it "works" for them.
To them their life experiences = facts.
 
I remember a time when a Chad wanted me gulp a huge shot of whiskey, go up to a roastie, and complement her shitty dragon tattoo.
 
In highschool a Chad once told me that girls love poems so I managed to write some verses in a piece of paper and I gave them to my crush at that time during lunch break. The bitch was with other friends and she just threw the paper away and they just went away laughing. Never listened to chads again.

Chads give advice for chads, they tell you about what *they* have to work and compete on.

"Just personalitymaxx bro!" would be true if you were already pussy-wetting attractive, and were competing with other pussy-wetting chads.
 
Every Chad I ever knew would always repeat "Just be confident bro" over and over. Of course being confident dosen't matter if a foid obviously thinks you're disgusting.
 
Just be confident bro.
There's a cover for every plant pot
Spruce yourself up
Learn or develop a sense of humour
Learn a musical instrument

All irrelevant garbage designed to get me out of their vicinity.
 
Never spoken to a chad
 
One I know wholeheartedly believes in the confidence meme
 
Confidence, sunglasses, parties.
 
The only chad I personally know is my younger cousin. He's legit 8, he looks like a mexican version of chico lachowski. he's hiroshima nagasaki blackpill'd. He actually let me knew there's was no hope for me. I hate the faggot but at the same time, appreciate his frankness
Chale
 
"let me introduce you to this girl that I know"
Me and her were texting one night, chad got jealous, and then fucked her.
They are married now.
 
"just buy her some flowers bro"
 
Just talk to her br0
 
Not just Chads, but everyone has the same advice. Normies, friends, whatever.

Just talk to her. Be confident.
 
No chad has ever given me advice.
 
Just get good clothes bro
 
"Just talk to them, bro".
 
Just be yourself
 
"You have a lot to learn" or "just be yourself"
 
Just dress nicely bro and get haircut. While he never changed his stretched pants and t shirt and washed his head once a week
 
Never had any advice ngl. I dont really talk about these.
 
jfl, how the hell are we supossed to "open up to people" when we get 2 words responses, if not just downright ignored
EXACTLY! THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAY SOCIALIZE MORE ARE THE EXACT SAME ONES WHO PLAY THE IGNORE AND DISINTEREST GAME BULLSHIT! FUCK PEOPLE!
 
jfl, how the hell are we supossed to "open up to people" when we get 2 words responses, if not just downright ignored

Fuck this is my biggest gripe with trying to converse with anyone. They barely answer your questions and then never ask you anything and these people are considered socially intelligent. Fucking morons

Another bullshit advice I got was “Love yourself” lol fucking idiot literally had girls walking up to him and flirting. These idiots have no idea how lucky they are.

Another moron told me that flirting and dating “just comes natural” then minutes later told me to “just try harder”
 

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