It's Over What's the pathetic thing you've ever done to get a foid's attention?

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Many years ago when I was in Uni and still had hope/cope, there was a 5/10 foid in a few of my classes that I had a crush on because she was one of the very few that was nice to me in our workshop groups. She even would very low-key flirt with me (but that may be wistful nostalgia on my part).

Anyway, about a month before Valentine's day I heard through another student in my class that her and her boyfriend were having problems and they broke up. I got the dumb idea to send her a bouquet of flowers with a short "sweet" note with my name on it to her dorm. The next day I saw her in class and things got awkward as she didn't say much to me, and pretended like I didn't exist. Later that day I saw on her Facebook that she had posted a selfie of her and the boyfriend with his arm wrapped around her and I'll tell you boyos, the look on her face was of pure attraction, admiration, love for that guy. FUCKING BRUTAL

That was the last time I ever did anything romantic/sweet for a foid.

Of course there's a few more pathetic things I have done to try and get laid or even just attention from a foid, but this post is already too long.

So share some of your lame/pathetic attempts at ascension.

 

[Penguin]

I threw a bucket of water over her

 

[Regenerator]

I opened the door for your mom OP

 

[Regressive]

presented myself to her

 

[Autistic Kanga]

I didn't really simp tbh. I just said extremely retarded shit and they get even more grossed out by me.

 

[slavcel11]

i helped out my uni oneitis with her course work. Wasn't that pathetic but still, it was one of few opportunities to interact with her in a non matter-of-fact manner.

 

[Runt171]

Idk I don’t think Ive ever really done anything like that

 

[luciolencerr]

nothing

 

[KING NOTHING]

I keep texting foids from highschool out of the blue because I'm attention-starved.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

foids creep me out so if I get a foid's attention I run away screaming and look for the nearest bear

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

idk tbh, can't even recall anything abt most foids I've met

 

[wasted12years]

There's been several times where you're in a group with a foid in school or at work and she tells you what to do, like for example: "Go get that thing over here", "bring me that thing here etc". Then you want to be her humble servant and do everything she says, in hope that she will respect you and give you pussy.

That was when i was bluepilled, now i realize that it was incredibly cucked in every way. She wouldn't ask Chad to bring her something or do something for her. It would be the other way around.

 

[Apex.Koala]

Many years ago when I was in Uni and still had hope/cope, there was a 5/10 foid in a few of my classes that I had a crush on because she was one of the very few that was nice to me in our workshop groups. She even would very low-key flirt with me (but that may be wistful nostalgia on my part).

Anyway, about a month before Valentine's day I heard through another student in my class that her and her boyfriend were having problems and they broke up. I got the dumb idea to send her a bouquet of flowers with a short "sweet" note with my name on it to her dorm. The next day I saw her in class and things got awkward as she didn't say much to me, and pretended like I didn't exist. Later that day I saw on her Facebook that she had posted a selfie of her and the boyfriend with his arm wrapped around her and I'll tell you boyos, the look on her face was of pure attraction, admiration, love for that guy. FUCKING BRUTAL

That was the last time I ever did anything romantic/sweet for a foid.

Of course there's a few more pathetic things I have done to try and get laid or even just attention from a foid, but this post is already too long.

So share some of your lame/pathetic attempts at ascension.

In mid school I attempted a fight with a BJJ player... You can guess the rest...

 

[clocked]

foids creep me out so if I get a foid's attention I run away screaming and look for the nearest bear

 

[Esoteric7]

Pay an escort

 

[swissincel]

 

[clocked]

 

[Mistake]

nothing

 

[Kina Hikikomori]

I tried to give them love...

 

[AlexDelarge]

got into fights

 

[Kina Hikikomori]

foids creep me out so if I get a foid's attention I run away screaming and look for the nearest bear

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

nothing

 

[Ellsworth]

Many years ago when I was in Uni and still had hope/cope, there was a 5/10 foid in a few of my classes that I had a crush on because she was one of the very few that was nice to me in our workshop groups. She even would very low-key flirt with me (but that may be wistful nostalgia on my part).

Anyway, about a month before Valentine's day I heard through another student in my class that her and her boyfriend were having problems and they broke up. I got the dumb idea to send her a bouquet of flowers with a short "sweet" note with my name on it to her dorm. The next day I saw her in class and things got awkward as she didn't say much to me, and pretended like I didn't exist. Later that day I saw on her Facebook that she had posted a selfie of her and the boyfriend with his arm wrapped around her and I'll tell you boyos, the look on her face was of pure attraction, admiration, love for that guy. FUCKING BRUTAL

That was the last time I ever did anything romantic/sweet for a foid.

Of course there's a few more pathetic things I have done to try and get laid or even just attention from a foid, but this post is already too long.

So share some of your lame/pathetic attempts at ascension.

Omg that was so cringe, I’ll think what the worst thing I have done is, but it just won’t compare.

 

[BuFFooN]

acting like a gentleman a retarded one in Highschool lol

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

acting like a gentleman a retarded one in Highschool lol

 

[notcracklord]

Idk I don’t think Ive ever really done anything like that

 

[cripplecel]

Orbited a foid on snapSHIT for 2 months.

That was the only thing.

 

[BasedAdam]

I once added my crush to my assignment group. And kinda helped her but for the most part she did her part tbh.

 

[Keulut]

Being a gentleman. Being helpful.
Not proud of it. Just wasted my fucking time.

 

[NeverGetUp]

There's been several times where you're in a group with a foid in school or at work and she tells you what to do, like for example: "Go get that thing over here", "bring me that thing here etc". Then you want to be her humble servant and do everything she says, in hope that she will respect you and give you pussy.

That was when i was bluepilled, now i realize that it was incredibly cucked in every way. She wouldn't ask Chad to bring her something or do something for her. It would be the other way around.

The same happened to me a lot of the times with a group of foids but then I called them useless sluts and they stopped doing that. Foids need to be disciplined literally

 

[Unbreedable]

3 years ago, i tried to go downhill on my longboard just to impress a girl. I crashed, injured myself and got nothing more. Was i a simp? probably

Edit : Best part is when one year afterward, we met again and she told me she couldn't recall anything

 

[PunishedNEETcel]

top kek

 

[Emba]

I threw a bucket of cum on her

Based

 

[CaesarLegion]

nutted on her leg and ran away