LDAR Whats the nastiest thing you've done while jerking off?

[CIA nigger]

I remember someone made a thread about how they came in a gladbag and left it on their Window sill

Nasty shit i done:

• I usually cum on the carpet
• Once there were no tissues aroundso i wiped my dick on a pillow
• I thought it would be funny to pick up globs of my cum and throw it at the wall. The splatter marks are still there

 

[Deleted member 13256]

I used to just rub my dick against my thigh and just cum in my underwear.

 

[fOreVER]

Stole my maid's bra and masturbate on it, do it in class, in my car, cum on the corner and there is a massive mark all over it. I did far worse but not mentioning it

 

[Existentialcel]

Hate this roommate I disliked, I would cum in his cups

 

[Ignas]

I remember cumming on my chair when I ran out of tissues. Had no choice but to lick it clean

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Had no choice but to lick it clean

Surely there were other options

 

[Ignas]

Surely there were other options

Like what? Wiping it with my clothes?

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Like what? Wiping it with my clothes?

Yeah I guess. But then you'd have to clean your clothes. Maybe licking it is most efficient after all.

 

[fOreVER]

I remember cumming on my chair when I ran out of tissues. Had no choice but to lick it clean

...

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Cum on keyboard, it ruinned it and had to clean it....

 

[Ritalincel]

cum in sink

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Eating an omelet.

...

TBH

 

[CyborgIncel]

Wore my sister's lingerie, bra pads and dress, jerked off by rubbing the panties against my dick while stroking it.
It was kinda hot, but mostly because it was my sister's, I realized I don't like crossdressing for crossdressing's sake.

 

[engineerescortceler]

I remember cumming on my chair when I ran out of tissues. Had no choice but to lick it clean

if u have a dog u can call him so he cleans it

 

[Allblueeeee]

Wore my sister's lingerie, bra pads and dress, jerked off by rubbing the panties against my dick while stroking it.
It was kinda hot, but mostly because it was my sister's, I realized I don't like crossdressing for crossdressing's sake.

Wut?!

 

[Cuyen]

Wore my sister's lingerie, bra pads and dress, jerked off by rubbing the panties against my dick while stroking it.
It was kinda hot, but mostly because it was my sister's, I realized I don't like crossdressing for crossdressing's sake.

Dude wtf

 

[Akkadian]

It truly never began for some brothers here

 

[Deleted member 250]

Stole my maid's bra and masturbate on it, do it in class, in my car, cum on the corner and there is a massive mark all over it. I did far worse but not mentioning it

wish I had a maid

 

[Copingtillidie]

I actually drunk my cum for the nutritional benefits (I REALLY DID THIS,I'M ASPERGER)

 

[Futurecel2.0]

Cum on myself then go back to sleep like nothing happened

 

[Profligate]

Wore my sister's lingerie, bra pads and dress, jerked off by rubbing the panties against my dick while stroking it.
It was kinda hot, but mostly because it was my sister's, I realized I don't like crossdressing for crossdressing's sake.

 

[Newbite]

Hate this roommate I disliked, I would cum in his cups

Gay

 

[Damo the incel]

When my room was filthy in college and my the wall was right behind my bed I used to cum (my cum shots go really far) and it would always hit the wall, so my wall was literally cum stains all over it as I wanked like twice a day aswel

 

[uglylifematters]

pretend the girl i'm jerking to is in the room with me and talk to myself