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Serious What's the most painless way to sui?

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There like a pill I can take when the time comes? Guns are too messy.
 
Hypoxia. Use Nitrogen Gas. It feels like falling asleep, or so I hear.
 
Drop Oprah on my head.
 
Hypoxia. Use Nitrogen Gas. It feels like falling asleep, or so I hear.
I heard about that quite a bit in /suicide/, folks there talked about using a helium tank but also warned that they might not have pure helium in them and you would wake up the next day just with 75$ less.
 
Flying a plane into a building full of people.
 
The exit bag seems great. I'm just gonna use the good old rope
 
Cutting all your skin off and drowning yourself in raw sewage.
 
Depends on how lucky you are tbh, there are lots of things that could kill you which would probably be worse than roping.
 
Just burn yourself with fire.
 
Apricot seeds
 
Go toca tall bridge
Take poison
Jump
Mid-air, shoot yourself
You hit the water surface
If you still aren't dead, you'll drown
 
Double barrel shotgun to the head.
 
:soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: Just just get laid bro

Overdose soylent
 
In some countries you can obtain black powder firearms without needing to have a firearms licence first. A double barrel shotgun applied directly to your head should do the trick. According to lostallhope.com, pulling a Kurt Cobain has a lethality of 99%. The most of any suicide method found there. The other top 5 most effective exit strategies listed there include: cyanide (apparently extremely painful), gunshot to the head, shotgun to the chest and explosives.
 
If you go ER you will feel the greatest pleasure before you die.
 

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