While roping is the classic, there's got to be manlier options
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Shotgun
Why do you care? You'll be dead
This
Why do you care if people look at your rotting corpse and think "You know, the way he did it was pretty manly".
Go punch a grizzly bear. That's a manly fucking way to go, trying to fight a bear.
Jumping off a bridge, IMO.
Shotgun in public
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agreed, make it a polar bear and that's as alpha as at gets. ( aside from foid related suicides but we know that's not an option)
Kek. The shotgun video was great. Dude had some big ol balls. Then his mom coming in screaming
Go ER and let the cops shoot you
I read smashing your head against the sidewalk until you die is pretty manly.
look at all those pieces flying. spectacular. powerful way to end it
Is that shotgun footage real?
Yes bro
i know a lot about manly/alpha male stuff. im an expert about it.
Damn I just watched it on liveleak... absolutely brutal. Makes me scared for how my mom's life would turn out if I do it
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It has to be Sepukku. What's a more manly way to go than calmly and collectedly slicing through your own guts without showing any fear, hesitation or pain?
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Does going ER count? That's technically a suicide still.
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Self immolation.
Declaring Jihad against the corruption and filth of the jews, women and the degeneracy of the west and becoming a Martyr for Jihad and for the cause of Incels everywhere. Praise Allah!
Light yourself on fire and burn to death. If you manage that, and had it live-streamed, you will be a legend.
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The manliest way is to fight other males in combat. Killing yourself is the definition of being a pussy and a weakling loser. Hope that helps original poster. I suggest you go out there in the hood and talk shit it will help you finish your quest.
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fight a silverback gorilla or a bear or a tiger.
Not
who cares about manliest we should be looking at the most incel way, and that way is shortdrop hanging
Break the high score then an hero, going down in history forever (in minecraft) (hypothetically) (theoretically speaking, of course)
The autism is real
Why else do you think I'd be here
Want to fight to the death?
I like to criticize other autists for being autists to make myself feel better
Suffocate ur head in a JB's asshole
By cop
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I am horny right now so I can't fight you you to the death
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I guess she made her way
Through the mob too late to hear him say
That he'd gotten all he'd wanted
A crowd to watch him bear the pain
He'd been keeping in
Chainsaw
Getting shot down by a SWAT Team after going ER. hERos death man
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Punch a femoid in the face in public in the face then go down fighting her army of 1000+ white knights.
Suicide charge in the heat of battle...
Suicide by cop sounds pretty hardcore tbh. That or dying in the military.
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Allahu Akbar!
Also:
1. Stand up to the Zionist Schutzstaffel Shromim & demand their pots of Jooo Gold, matzos & mulled wine whilst you're at it. They'll say fuck the Holocaust denial & antisemitic slurs no Mofo steals my Joooo Gold & least of all my Matzos & Mulled Wine.
2. Stand close to Radfemincel & listen to their hysteria, hyperbole, hate for you without being gassed to death by their BO or being bored to death by their Ramblings of the Patriarchy. Least of all you can attempt to watch them have "Lesbian Sex" without choking on your own vomit.
3. Go into a crowd of Kuffar (aka anybody getting laid premaritally & extramaritially) & scream at the top of your lungs "ALLAHU AKBAR"
4. Go to a White Kuffar Nationalist movement where they're locked & loaded & shout at the top of your lungs "Y'all Niggas ya know"!!!
5. As a fellow Mujahid either Shahid missions in which you die for the cause of Allah OR you can equally warm up & fuck pork pie... Like apple pie but a Pork Pie...
Hope all this helps my fellow Brethern. Should you need it there's more to cum.
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By doing a Baruch Goldstein at a slut walk march and get battered to death by a army of sluts
Live and suffer normally till you die, pretty hard tbh
Chuck grenades from a balcony into a crowd, then fling yourself off with one in your mouth.
ER.
Chlorine gas poisoning, while slitting your wrists, while plummeting from a high rise.
Fighting off 5 males or fighting against a gorilla/big animal.
Anything that shows agression/violence/bigness = manly
Anything that shows agression/violence/bigness = manly
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