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What's the furthest you've ever gotten with a girl?

Nordicel94

Nordicel94

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*Excluding escortcels from this thread
 
Ur mum in my bed
 
I had anal with 2 Stacey’s in the same session, but I wasn’t able to find a third Stacey to have anal with so now I’m here. Life is fucking brutal bro it’s over.
 
Only fakecels interact with foids! @Incelistan :feelsUgh:
 
When a whore did a smirk at me.
 
When I got reported to kosovo government for tactical airstrike on foid
 
Held hands but not romantically.
 
The hooker I just ravaged for $300.

jk escortcelling is for cucks
 
For me, anime girls on pornhub.
 
I had friendly hug (before being rejected as a friend), 5-7 times in my whole life. Still never kissed and had gf
 
Probably getting to hug one of my cousins
 
fakecel if anything
 
Walked pass a stacy on the streets in 2014
 
Cashier handed me change at the shops whilst paying.
 
Saying Hi is the most i got from a foid.
 
when the cashier accidentally touched my hand as she was handing my change:chad:
 
Sitting next to a foid on public transport
 
These bats are becoming annoying!!
 
Deángelis:

Group therapy. A certain mentally-ill morena would occasionally ask me if I was "okay". I had stuttering/anxiety issues and she clearly viewed me as "less" than her, but she was kind and sympathetic.

"Hello Intellau"(Sometimes)

"Intellau, did the group arguing today make you anxious?"

"Intellau, shouldn't you wear your jacket?"(The group was walking outside on a cold March day)

"Intellau, let me help you" (I have motor problems and couldn't balance my body properly to complete a group activity)

Near the end of my stint, I had stopped coming to group therapy for a few days due to appointments/anxiety. When I returned, I (reluctantly) participated by playing a game with the group. Most of them ignored me and one person actually spoke over me without regard for my turn to speak, but the morena was much kinder to me; she started "fake laughing" at my game answers to make me feel more comfortable and said "Bye Intellau" before I left. That was on her last day of group therapy.

I very much wanted to chat with that woman and offer advice for her problems, but I was unable to; I was too anxious and prone to stuttering to befriend her during group therapy. We seemed to have very similar viewpoints and maturity levels

Outside of that, nothing at all. Meeting the morena helped me realize how superficial Shannon Rose Bosanac truly was; As S.R.B flirted with tall Chads in her group(Rule violation), the depressed morena sat quickly and respectfully for months.
 
Had one bend her ass right in front of me in the gym.
 
Only fakecels interact with foids! @Incelistan :feelsUgh:
The closest i’ve gotten was a compliment before my cunt mother cock blocked me and told her to get away
 
I had this foid crush on HS who always gave me hugs and she had big mommy milkers and it was fine, but supposedly one friend of mine touched her huge milkers once and i'm sad because i didn't, they were pretty big and it would've been good to touch them at least
 
Was on the verge of ascending twice with two separate women. I can’t talk like a zoomer and have no social media so they gradually stopped talking to me. Also I’m already NT so when we did talk is was boring ass shit tbh, so hard to hold conversation
 
Had a foid saying "yes" to go on date with me (before changing her mind ofc)
 
Making skin contact with my mother's reproductive orifice when i was born.
 
In what sense? I think the closest I had was last week when I had to sit next to one, I'm khhv
 
But not the closest Ill ever be, you see hookers are legal in Nevada. Not all of Nevada but most of it. And no way Im flyin dat ass in euro land were its full of spartans or king georges fucking minions. Just a desert with 2A rights, legal hookers, and a good field for HVAC jobs.
 
None, I’m 30 and have never even felt a foid’s breast.
 
marriage and kids
 
Holding hands(inadvertently), touching legs(inadvertently) and touching their booty by my dick in crowd(inadvertently).
 
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