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If I had a girl, I would name her Elizya. According to Turkish legends, it's the name of a mermaid that lives in the Aegean sea. But that's not where I have the name from, I have it from metroid prime 3, Skytown, Elysia. That place is magical to me, I haven't gone back there in a long, long time to keep the nostalgia, and not ruin the memories. It sounds like a good girls' name for some reason.

If I had a boy, I would name him Altay Han. Altay means mountain, han used to be a title given to Turkic and Mongol rulers. Altay Han is also a god in Turkic mythology. He is the protector of a mountain where several other gods reside.
 
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Caleb for the boy, Rosie for the girl.
 
Nothing because I’m incel that will never breed
 
Don't know. Never thought about it:feelsbadman:
 
Elliot for boy, Carlotta for girl.
 
Axel if I had a son and stupidwasteofsperm if I had a daughter.
 
Don't know. Never thought about it:feelsbadman:
I used to think about it a lot, marrying a woman, having kids, building a family, back when I was bluepilled.
 
Hacoom if its a boy

Abortion if girl
 
For a boy Julius. For a girl Jaffa
 
Mephistopheles for a boy

Abortion for a girl
 
any particular reason, or you just like the way those names sound?
I just like the way they sound tbh, simple and they don’t come with any well known stereotypes.
 
Depends on the race/background of the Mom
 
Verqut for a male.
No idea for female.
 
Interesting
Ex: If I had a half-black kid I'd name him something like DeAndre. A Tyrone name but one that sounds kinda respectable and isn't too ghetto. Same name wouldn't work if the kid was half-Latino instead of black, etc.
 
I'd use a traditional strong name from my country, from the time of my grandparents.

Not one of those pussy weak universal names everyone in West is using right now that's got nothing to do with the country...

I swear in the next few years 1 in 3 people in a room will be named exactly the same...
 
If I had a girl, I would name her Elizya. According to Turkish legends, it's the name of a mermaid that lives in the Aegean sea. But that's not where I have the name from, I have it from metroid prime 3, Skytown, Elysia. That place is magical to me, I haven't gone back there in a long, long time to keep the nostalgia, and not ruin the memories. It sounds like a good girls' name for some reason.

If I had a boy, I would name him Altay Han. Altay means mountain, han used to be a title given to Turkic and Mongol rulers. Altay Han is also a god in Turkic mythology. He is the protector of a mountain where several other gods reside.
Eduardo
 
I would name by son after my dad + abortion if foid
 
I don't get why the name is banned. It's a common name that's existed from a long time ago. If they banned 'hitler' that would make sense but why Adolf?
 
Having kids with our terrible genes is mean as fuck. I would call my son klaas just cause its funny though ngl.
 
Having kids with our terrible genes is mean as fuck. I would call my son klaas just cause its funny though ngl.
you could name him sinterklaas why just klaas
 
Pacifica. Viklund.

Kickass names for my sims lul. Coz no kids for poor twatcel.
 
If I had a girl, I would name her Elizya. According to Turkish legends, it's the name of a mermaid that lives in the Aegean sea. But that's not where I have the name from, I have it from metroid prime 3, Skytown, Elysia. That place is magical to me, I haven't gone back there in a long, long time to keep the nostalgia, and not ruin the memories. It sounds like a good girls' name for some reason.

If I had a boy, I would name him Altay Han. Altay means mountain, han used to be a title given to Turkic and Mongol rulers. Altay Han is also a god in Turkic mythology. He is the protector of a mountain where several other gods reside.
Beer Grabber
 
Cause just klaas sounds funny and dry as fuck.
hm fair enough, geurt also sounds funny, had a kid in my class by that name who got ''bullied'' for it (he was a friendhaverfag so i don't count it as bullying)
 
hm fair enough, geurt also sounds funny, had a kid in my class by that name who got ''bullied'' for it (he was a friendhaverfag so i don't count it as bullying)
I like klaas cause its also sounds cool to me. Geurt is a terrible name though wtf. Maybe call my son dave
 

Moon Unit & Dweezil​

 
Ken - Gigamogger in Gaelic; (cen)
 
Imperator Augustus Caesar Invictus Germanicus
 
Not sure i didn't look into this since i won't never have kids anyway. But probably Arash or other traditional persian names.
 
No clue, me and my future wife will decide that is if I even get one.
 

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