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Experiment What would you give/do for perfect NW0 hairline

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I would give all of my money, ability to drive and one of the testicles
 
At least 10 years of my life
 
I'd give one of my legs from the knee down, just one though
 
One cannot have a life without hair. So I would give my life.
 
Some of my years, so I will end younger, and can have more fukboyish hair
 
I’d give up my Klondike bar.
 
I already have NW0 hairline tbh.
But for a cute face... Oh man... I'd give my life
 
I'd guzzle down a blendered mix of Beetlejuice and Jefree Star's shit and piss on international TV at the UN headquarters.
 
already have one lel i have bigger problems
 
I’d give everything mentioned in the posts above.

For me, it’s the Same as asking “what would you give for a chance to live?”
 
I’d suck off a BBC no homo
 
I'd go ER to wake up the morning before the act with good hair

(Nobody would actually die if this happened, cucktears.)
 
Already have perfect hair, but if I started balding, that's when I'd want to rope. Hairline is a big plus.
 
@Ritalincel (free him)
 
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I have a NW0 hairline, doesn't mean much when your hair is carpet textured.
 
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Hair is a huge cope it's all about BONES!!!
 
One cannot have a life without hair. So I would give my life.
Your profile pic is so funny, added with your balding comments just makes me laugh hard at your messages
 
I'm NW0 and manlet. I'd give all of my hair for a three or four more inches of height tbh.
 
>tfw already have a good hairline
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I'm NW0 and manlet. I'd give all of my hair for a three or four more inches of height tbh.
Low IQ. I am also a NW0 manlet, but I would much rather keep my hair than become tall. Being a bald tallfag would be even worse tbh.
 
Low IQ. I am also a NW0 manlet, but I would much rather keep my hair than become tall. Being a bald tallfag would be even worse tbh.
My manletism gave me a lot of problems during my life, especially in highschool where I was bullied because of being the shortest of the classroom. In college I get height mogged by many foids all the time, it's so humilliating. Gymcelling as a manlet is not good too. I would prefer to be a tall bald-ogercel rather than a NW0 manlet, not because of foids (because I have already given up on that), but for more confidence on myself.
 

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