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It's Over What would you do with a deathnote?

Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

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Imagine one somehow lands in your room (I dont leave my room so Id never be able to find one if it just drops outside lol), what would you do with it?

Id wait for the spook to appear, trade with him to get the eyes and then would just go on youtube and instagram and execute people. Wouldnt even care about getting caught tbh, Id just try to get as many sluts and famous youtubers as possible and then Id go on reddit and start killing roasties fishing for attention on r/amiugly and such

Im probably too low IQ to use it wisely anyway

Also Id kill every larping fakecel on incels.is
 
use it on cucks, tbh.
 
Kill roastie streamers and instagram models, maybe I'd try to make people go ER with it.
 
Manipulate society by killing off influential ppl antagonistic to my cause, while sparing those that aren’t.

Also, kill everyone on inceltears and r/cuck and twoxchromedome and r/sex and r/relationships. Hope Im not forgetting anyone.
 
Rule the world, kill the elite.
 
I'd pull a Light and try to be emperor of the world tbh
 
Fun fact, did you know that in the original "pilot" death note manga there was a catch- apparently you could also bring people back to life.
Imagine bringing back ER.
 
Write the names of Junko Furuta's murderers then burn it.
 
Kill pretty much everyone I ever knew and then myself.
 
I'd take out drumpf and all the other right wing loons until only socialist candidates are left
 
I would write down the name of hot foids and the following conditions surrounding her death: she comes to my house thirsty for love and sex and sucks me dry. (for as long as the death note allows me to control a person's actions before they die) , and then she goes die somewhere else i don't have to bother disposing of the body.
 
Wait outside a school, wait for a hot Jb to come outside and follow her back to her home. Break into and kill her parents then rape her
 
Wait outside a school, wait for a hot Jb to come outside and follow her back to her home. Break into and kill her parents then rape her
You dont need a deathnote to do that
 
Watch people go mad when I kill their favorite celebs
 
I would write down the name of hot foids and the following conditions surrounding her death: she comes to my house thirsty for love and sex and sucks me dry. (for as long as the death note allows me to control a person's actions before they die) , and then she goes die somewhere else i don't have to bother disposing of the body.

SIMPLY GENIUS

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I cant believe all this time this idea hasnt crossed my mind even once
 
Kill the people I despise to the core.
 
Realistically, nothing. Burn it. I already got fucked over in this life but now I have to fuck over my next life too?
 
Take on of those big yellow pages books with numerous names and phones , and i would play god with people , i would call them first and give them a task. If they failed , hang up the phone or didn't belive me i would write their name down on my note (deathnote). Instant death....
 
Write my own name lol
Take on of those big yellow pages books with numerous names and phones , and i would play god with people , i would call them first and give them a task. If they failed , hang up the phone or didn't belive me i would write their name down on my note (deathnote). Instant death....
High iq. Clap clap clap.
 
Light Yagamimax.
 
Kill my enemies and make my life right again. I can't even watch the show, because I get too jealous of the main character.
 

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