Experiment What would you do if you won $2 million in a lottery tomorrow?

[wereqryan]

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[Deleted member 1042]

Retire. Invest. Go off into the woods or some high rise and just draw, paint, write, until I die.

 

[Inceldo]

Quit my job.

Get my own place.

Travel

LDAR

 

[owly]

Buy ps4 bigscreen tv and street fighter v

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Build a NEET commune

 

[Gengar]

I have no idea.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Get out of the west and start a life in a sane society.

 

[Ignas]

Brutal looksmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 6470]

ldar

 

[Insomniac]

Just LDAR like I do now.

The money would go towards buying more D R U G S

 

[acnescarcel]

spend half invest half

 

[wereqryan]

Would any of you spend the money towards looksmaxing and ascension?

 

[Salustio]

200k for surgerymax, the rest wasted in coping goods.

 

[Smallframecel]

Jaw implants

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Buy a large apartment or townhouse in an exclusive area on the outskirts of London.

Get my own personal gym in the basement.

Deck my home with minimalist interior design, exclusive furniture, modern art and state of the art 4k OLED TV with Blu-Ray and surround sound.

Travel the world (International Airports and Eurostar is close to London)

Become a Global sex tourist in Eastern Europe, South America, Germany and UK

Do the above until I die.

You need a much larger Lottery win than $2 Million to be able to do the unlimited dream of Yachts, owning tropical islands, and having russian models or international escorts carrying champagne as you snort cocaine out of the crack of their asses.

 

[FrothySolutions]

You mean what would I do with regard to inceldom?

 

[Guest2]

Invest 500k, spend maybe 200k on looksmaxxing, buy a house for 300k and get some cool shit like expensive TVs or whatever for like 40k. I would then do giveaways here ngl or do something helping with inceldom with 300k or so and save the rest.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

double post- delete

 

[SpringHeeledJack]

Buy me a nice house in turkey and move there. And a nose job.

 

[virgin4life]

Buy a house for a million and use the rest for never having to work again.

200 million would be better though. Buy a fucking palace and employ some whores to take care of me 24/7.

 

[nxdismycope]

fuck goldiggers all day, making them think i will buy them shit but after i will cum on their whore face ill just kick them out
whores

 

[Clock Tower]

hire someone to kill me

 

[Alone75]

Brutal looksmaxxing

This. Sort out my teeth, nose and whatever else is recommended by a top rated cosmetic surgeon! Invest, buy a nice big house and a new fully loaded Golf R [It's only 2 million so don't want to go too mad and use it up within a few years]. Try and lure some decent women with my new found wealth, actually fuck that - I'll just pay for hot younger escorts to take care of my sexual needs at least twice a week.

 

[JikkeIncel]

use the money to gas the chads

 

[Cuyen]

Get fucking facial surgery

 

[Emergency Manual]

Fund a Incel army

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Fund a Incel army

With that kind of money you might be on a "person of interest" watch-list.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

You can get all the copes you want with that money but it won't do shit.
Sure, you could visit Eppley.
You could buy and fucking prime whores.
You could have a big condo filled with useless electronics.
But you will never be young and in love again.

 

[Sadness03]

- Plastic surgery
- Carmax
- Investmax

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

You can get all the copes you want with that money but it won't do shit.
Sure, you could visit Eppley.
You could buy and fucking prime whores.
You could have a big condo filled with useless electronics.
But you will never be young and in love again.

Most people here weren't "young" (young is a euphemism/liberal definition for a physically attractive person) and we know being physcially attractive is you need to fall in love with a physically attractive female.

As for you own cope list. Without a lottery win you could be
- Living on a shitty, crime ridden council estate with the constant threat of being beaten up, random anti-social behaviour and intimidation from neanderthalic alcoholics and druggies
- Homeless and frozen to death
- Have a brick thrown through your window cause people know or suspect you post on incels.is
- Be totally sexless and watch porn without access to prostitution ever cause the benefits agency says you aren't allowed to leave the country
- Have second rate electronics
- You're born incel, so you didn't miss anything

Rather have the lottery win, with an entourage of body guards, travelling hookers and private jets thank you very much.

 

[TheIncelArmy]

Buy 2 houses, one for me, one for my mom
Buy a studio
Buy some cars
and all of the rest on hookers

 

[Remyx]

Invest it

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Move to Japan for about five years, buy a low mileage JDM sports car, learn the language in the 5 years Im there, find @Zesto and punch his teeth in, then invest and NEET it up for a year or two while I learn things like video editing and programming free lance.

 

[LitVirgin]

Move to a different country and start over

 

[Twinkcel]

Move to Thailand

 

[AntiPain]

Help my parents, fix my house, secure a certain amount of money and the rest will be spent for mental health, then personal stuff like computer hardware etc. maybe even go on a trip.

 

[anon]

Obviously I'd stop going to college and NEET for the rest of my life. I'd leave some money to my parents to cover all the expenses for my useless existence and I'd move out. I'd invest most of the money and use a minimum amount for all the basic shit I need for a patrician/NEET lifestyle.

I don't drive so I don't need a car, I don't care about the size of my place so I wouldn't spend much on an apartment. I do like vidya, movies and music so I'd spend a bit more on that, but that's about it. It's my dream scenario.

$2 mil is a lot of money where I live. I would actually have to try really hard to waste it all.
Vidya is like $20-30k for the rest of my life for all the consoles, PC parts and shit and I only buy the best games so that's maybe 3 games a year for the rest of my life and the rest I'd pirate. I'd still pirate movies, books etc.
I'd get myself two nice guitars and some other gear like amps, pedals etc. Honestly, that's it. I can't think of anything else really.

 

[StaroRavager]

I’d buy a nice watch

 

[starystulejarz]

Move to Japan for about five years, buy a low mileage JDM sports car, learn the language in the 5 years Im there, find @Zesto and punch his teeth in, then invest and NEET it up for a year or two while I learn things like video editing and programming free lance.

it's over for zestocel

 

[MudslimeMo]

Obviously I'd stop going to college and NEET for the rest of my life. I'd leave some money to my parents to cover all the expenses for my useless existence and I'd move out. I'd invest most of the money and use a minimum amount for all the basic shit I need for a patrician/NEET lifestyle.

I don't drive so I don't need a car, I don't care about the size of my place so I wouldn't spend much on an apartment. I do like vidya, movies and music so I'd spend a bit more on that, but that's about it. It's my dream scenario.

$2 mil is a lot of money where I live. I would actually have to try really hard to waste it all.
Vidya is like $20-30k for the rest of my life for all the consoles, PC parts and shit and I only buy the best games so that's maybe 3 games a year for the rest of my life and the rest I'd pirate. I'd still pirate movies, books etc.
I'd get myself two nice guitars and some other gear like amps, pedals etc. Honestly, that's it. I can't think of anything else really.

Pretty much exactly what I would do, except I would also add a sex slave to the list.

 

[Deleted member 60]

spend it on drugs and hookers

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Hair transplant, leg lengthening, Lamborghini..

 

[texascurrycel]

For starters, would consider braces (though I heard it's harder as adult), either eye surgery or getting the best contacts, clothes maxx, car maxx, move to a decadent city and then rotate through escort after escort.

 

[Monogamist]

Buy a house, buy a car, invest the money and never work again.

 

[Caterpillar]

Buy a nintendo switch and pokemon eevee. And maybe hookers

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Buy a Black sex doll for every In-Cel.

 

[Spite]

Brutal looksmaxxing

 

[FinnCel]

Probably looksmaxx with surgeries

If it doesn't work, then coke + hookers

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Use to money to produce my rap album and plastic surgery to fix my canthal tilt.

 

[blueface Blueface]

1,000,000 in investment/savings fund

500,000 for fun and degeneracy

500,000 to live off of. I'm low maintenance so ~16,000 for 30 years is comfy.