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What would you do if you found out you have cancer?

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So you found out you have cancer and you have a few more years to live.What would you do? Asking for a friend.
 
Go out with a bang.
 
Turn on a video game and join a terrorist group
I'd be dead anyway
 
I'd make use of euthanasia. Legal in some places. And maybe some stuff before that, depending on my mood and financial resources.
 
Would go er and would try to kill as many foids as possible before offing myself (in Roblox)
 
I'd ask my doctor if that's grounds to be euthanized. And if not, I'd immediately move to Canada where it is compulsory euthanasia. :feelsjuice:
 
I'm pretty sure I had testicular cancer at one point, but for some reason it stopped developing.
 
I would go insane I think.
I would panic and wouldn't be able to handle the pressure mentally.
 
So you found out you have cancer and you have a few more years to live.What would you do? Asking for a friend.
Use ur imagination, Chico :feelsaww:
 
I know the secrets to cure it easily but idk if I should give it away. Toxic losers on here, most of you are empathetic tho, but perhaps mean to Christianity tho.
 
I know the secrets to cure it easily but idk if I should give it away. Toxic losers on here, most of you are empathetic tho, but perhaps mean to Christianity tho.
You can share it here please?
 
yeah he has the cure and he's sitting here on .is

id make a list of all people who did me wrong. make a plan to kill them all (in real life) and then end myself pablo escobar style.
I'm desperate
 
What stage are you in
 
I'm not that lucky
 
I would get revenge on foids and make my life end quickly because nothing going to get better.
 
ok im going to dm you mate
 
apply for lethal injection to die peacefully, enjoy my favourite meal before that, wipe out all data stored in my electronic devices and leave some letters expressing gratitude to those few who mattered to me. it would finally release me from the endless human condition of suffering
 
I'd literally just surf the internet and waste my life away as I do now.
 
he'll live guys don't worry. I dmed him the cures.
 
no srsly he'll live.
 
he'll live it's really a quick cures, but he and everyone here still needs JESUS. Without JESUS you will die in your sins soon eventually and receive Eternal Torment like you deserve.
 
nigga dm’d OP just to shill religion and tell him to pray :feelsclown:
Praying Does cure cancer, because GOD cures people many times, look it up and there is another way also
 
I'll probably get lung cancer at some point, frankly I don't know, maybe catch the bus or go ER in the ER.
 
I'd literally just surf the internet and waste my life away as I do now.
proudweeb browsing the trading stock market to moneymaxx while he dies in 3 months.
 
proudweeb browsing the trading stock market to moneymaxx while he dies in 3 months.
Ironically I'm saving aggressively for an early retirement that I have like a 50% chance of actually getting to

part of me just realized that material copes only make me like 5% happier, might as well invest it
 
So you found out you have cancer and you have a few more years to live.What would you do? Asking for a friend.
I would really think about God a lot, and myself, and the seriousness of it all. When you're either socially isolated or oversocialized) + indoors a lot, you tend to become detached from the transient nature of reality and inevitable death. At the end of the day, God is what supremely matters. If you aren't right with him an can't face death then you have no hope.
 
I would just continue on, and probably do a bit more drugs because I wouldn't have too many reasons to be sober anymore.
 
Damn bro i feel bad if you want tell me where you will be buried to send you flowers
Godspeed friend
 
Travel to a neighbouring country, like Belgium or Switzerland, to get euthanasia.
 
:feelzez: “Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the nearest sorority house?”:feelzez:
 
Would go er and would try to kill as many foids as possible before offing myself (in Roblox)
And I also would be partying and having a blast for the first time in my life.
Nothing is better than knowing that your life as a subhuman will end!
 
I'd celebrate. A friend on discord thinks I have lung cancer due to my clubbed fingernails. It seems they were somewhat surprised that I genuinely did not give a single fuck about the prospect of having cancer. Atleast it's a guarantee that i'm dying, with zero responsibility on my part.
 
I'd celebrate. A friend on discord thinks I have lung cancer due to my clubbed fingernails. It seems they were somewhat surprised that I genuinely did not give a single fuck about the prospect of having cancer. Atleast it's a guarantee that i'm dying, with zero responsibility on my part.
Constant harrasment isn't enough for us we also need a retarded immune system
 
I'd go on an aggressive fasting regime. Apparently, fasting helps starve the cancer cells and increase the chances of remission, by promoting the body to break down the (cancer) cells for energy, called autophagy (pronounced "o-TAU-fajee" and not "auto-faggy" :feelskek: ).
 
Constant harrasment isn't enough for us we also need a retarded immune system
Sadly my immune system is god tier. Something that would benefit any offspring. I've been sick twice in my entire 32 years of life existence (This is not life this is sickness), and my resilience towards substance abuse and overdoses is just stupid. Yet sadly I got screwed with poor visual genetic markers. So I'm viewed as a walking pathogen and am avoided as a result. I'd rather just get sick and die than live like this.
 
I'd go on an aggressive fasting regime. Apparently, fasting helps starve the cancer cells and increase the chances of remission, by promoting the body to break down the (cancer) cells for energy, called autophagy (pronounced "o-TAU-fajee" and not "auto-faggy" :feelskek: ).
This. Would eat really clean, fast, and try alternate means like fenbendazole. I wouldn't do chemo.
 
Sadly my immune system is god tier. Something that would benefit any offspring. I've been sick twice in my entire 32 years of life existence (This is not life this is sickness), and my resilience towards substance abuse and overdoses is just stupid. Yet sadly I got screwed with poor visual genetic markers. So I'm viewed as a walking pathogen and am avoided as a result. I'd rather just get sick and die than live like this.
Fuck this shit bruh
 
its brutal
Funny how it gave you a class a immune system like it couldn't have gone to face instead , everytime you'd go to the doc you'd get some foids number
 
Funny how it gave you a class a immune system like it couldn't have gone to face instead , everytime you'd go to the doc you'd get some foids number
Literally got backwardsly fucked
 
Cook crystal meth
 

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