Serious What would you do if a roastie came up to your door asking you to save her?

[AntiPain]

It's 8:00 PM, you're sitting on the couch being comfy watching TV, when suddenly you hear somebody knocking on the door. As you approach the door you see Jasmine
through the peephole. Jasmine is your neighborhood roastie. She's been fucking chads and tyrones all day long, except for ugly incels of course.

Jasmine loudly says: "Please open up, someone's trying to murder me, please!"

What would you do?

 

[Jackson14]

Let her in with the condition she fucks me.

 

[CopingGymcel]

I'd open the door and call the police.

 

[GreenBull]

I'll let her in and then rape her. Then I'll shout out at her pursuer and let him kill her.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

ignore her tbh not just because she's a femoid but not getting involved in other peoples misfortunes is most def one of many ingredients in securing a long and healthy life.

 

[AfrikanCel]

ignore her tbh not just because she's a femoid but not getting involved in other peoples misfortunes is most def one of many ingredients in securing a long and healthy life.

High IQ. I would kill her myself. I am no orbiter and will not be played.

 

[Evildoer]

I'll probably will ignore her, and pretending that i'm sleeping, but i'll watch how she would be murdered

 

[caffeine455]

Refuse to open up, telling her to fuck off and start laughing at her

dumb bitch should've dated me instead. her dumb choices caused me suffering, it's only fair she pays the price too. lol dumb hoe.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Realistically either the first option or I'd just pretend there was nobody home. I get really nervous when I answer the door, I might just avoid the situation and pretend to be oblivious.

 

[The End]

I'd love to do more harm to her, but legally I suppose the best I could get away with was calling to the pursuer.

 

[Templarcel421]

Will never happen but I would call the cops and shoot the intruder myself if they tried to enter my home

 

[Curious0]

I would let her in and just call the cops and let them do their shit. Just like I would for any human. It's not anyone's fault when you don't get laid. It's your own. Your face is the problem. Your genetics. You should hate yourself if you are an incel

this

 

[FACEandLMS]

I'll let her in and then rape her. Then I'll shout out at her pursuer and let him kill her.

based

 

[_incelinside]

First option. I'm not a psychopath contrary to what cucktears have to say

 

[Deleted member 250]

"Im sorry sweetie but you need to improve your personality before talking to me, you are not entitled to my help."

 

[Ritalincel]

go er

"Player 2 has joined the game"

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

rape her

 

[happiless]

Let her in

rape her

 

[AfrikanCel]

based

High IQ

 

[oldcel75]

Actually it's a known sting. They send some "damsel in distress" and after the homeowner opens, a bunch of gangsters storms inside.
I will call the police, while observing what is going on with her with my Jericho 941 in my hand.

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.