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Serious What would you do if a nordic Stacy asked you to eat out her pussy

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But it smelled like surstromming

wud you still eat it?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/Surstr%C3%B6mming.jpg/1200px-Surstr%C3%B6mming.jpg
 
only if I got something afterwards, giving oral to a toilet doesn't count as ascension so if I wouldn't get anything no eating coochie
 
I'd turn 180° and run away as fast as I can. A Stacy offering me love is highly suspicious in the first place.

Intelligence agencies like mossad use beautiful girls to manipulate men and a Stacy approaching me is likely a mossad agent
 
only if I got something afterwards, giving oral to a toilet doesn't count as ascension so if I wouldn't get anything no eating coochie
 
If chads cum has been washed out and shes had her period. Suree :fuk:
 
Nah she probably has an STD and feels guilty about giving it to a Chad, so she wants use me to pleasure herself with someone she views as genetically beneath her and discsrdable.
 
I would likely get a raging boner while licking the box of a Nordic Stacy
 
I'd turn 180° and run away as fast as I can. A Stacy offering me love is highly suspicious in the first place.

Intelligence agencies like mossad use beautiful girls to manipulate men and a Stacy approaching me is likely a mossad agent
this :yes:
 
:feelswhat: Not even with your tongue.
 
Surströmming smells probably too bad. People have said that it smells like privy
 
I'd get down and lick it like crazy until my tongue fell out.
 
I would be even more turned on by her female scent, I’d ravage her pink pussy like a rabid dog while squeezing her tits with both my hand
 
Pick up a fork and bon appetit :feelsPop:
 
I would only do it if I got to fucker her after
 
I'd drug her and sell her into a human sex trafficking ring (in minecraft)
 
Commence a thorough scan and sweep of the entire premises to find where the bugs/hidden cams are placed.

Cos the only way that could possibly happen is if it was a prank or a setup.

And even then its unlikely as theyd have to search high n lo before finding any stacy that would agree after seeing who they would have to be asking.

So anyways… in short - NO
 
You are disgusting dude
 
I dunno.
I don’t like the thought of licking pee :feelsugh:
 
I'm not really into nords
 
I'd turn 180° and run away as fast as I can. A Stacy offering me love is highly suspicious in the first place.

Intelligence agencies like mossad use beautiful girls to manipulate men and a Stacy approaching me is likely a mossad agent
only correct answer, doing anything else would result in your being kidnapped and brainwashed by the CIA or having your organs harvested for amazon
 
That's disgusting mate it remembered me of an interview someone did to Jordi ENP the big dick ascended manlet porn actor. They asked him about his most disgusting porn experience and he said when he had to eat da pussy of a foid that smelled like rotten fish :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
That's disgusting mate it remembered me of an interview someone did to Jordi ENP the big dick ascended manlet porn actor. They asked him about his most disgusting porn experience and he said when he had to eat da pussy of a foid that smelled like rotten fish :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
Don't they all smell like rotten fish?
 

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