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What would YOU do if a giant lion launched at you?

Lonelyus

Lonelyus

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Would you stand your ground and make yourself big? Or would you try and run or play dead?


Zoom Out Lion King GIF by Nature on PBS


Lion not included in toy set, Greetings, De Juuz.
 
accept my fate
 
I would let it eat me
 
Survival instinct gets the better of me.
 
i kill that bluepill simp with my kar98k
 
i kill that bluepill simp with my kar98k
Just choice single rounder, Choose a P226 instead maybe five seven pistol, Those are based! and just akimboblast the mothafucka before it devour your face and it hurt like hell!
 
lions dont do good against glock handguns.
 
I would run up a tree or fight my last fight. I wonder if blinding his eyes with dirt would give me a few minutes to run.
 
Idk
 
dude is based, it's a shame he used too little of pepper spray. They act so cocky cause they know whole society is gynocentric and there is plenty of cucks who will defend them. Short woman are just incel spawner

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This isn't a movie bro it tears me up with its claws and then sinks its teeth in my neck and it's over. Maybe if it's hunting instincts are severely stunted from zoo life I have a chance to get away.
 
i don’t fucking know probably die i guess
 

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